Category Archives: Testing

We’re #1 (We Look Like We’re #2)

Posted on August 10, 2020 by

The United States has gone beyond 5 million confirmed coronavirus cases, by far the highest of any country. We’re #1, but we look like #2. (What, you think potty humor is beneath me?) Bill Gates tells us what caused the … Continue reading →

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Vroom-Vroom, Superspreaders, Doom

Posted on August 8, 2020 by

By the end of the 10-day Biker Rally in Sturgis SD, some of the attendees or hosts might be infected, but you know: Breathe Free or Die. NBC News: One week after the rally, residents of Sturgis will be able … Continue reading →

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Wingnut Reveals Trump-Virus Master Plan

Posted on August 3, 2020 by

These people amaze me that they can dress themselves, let alone chew food: You keep hearing, without any evidence, that we had “no national plan” to combat COVID. But that has never been true, and ignores the significant steps taken … Continue reading →

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So This Happened…

Posted on July 31, 2020 by

…while Dr. Fauci was testifying before Congress: Somebody please tell Congressman Clyburn, who doesn’t have a clue, that the chart he put up indicating more CASES for the U.S. than Europe, is because we do MUCH MORE testing than any … Continue reading →

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Lunchtime Reading

Posted on July 31, 2020 by

This article in Vanity Fair should set your hair on fire: How Jared Kushner’s Secret Testing Plan “Went Poof Into Thin Air” This spring, a team working under the president’s son-in-law produced a plan for an aggressive, coordinated national COVID-19 … Continue reading →

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There’s No Cure For Stupid

Posted on July 30, 2020 by

GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine to Treat Coronavirus And in related news, Herman Cain has now died from the Trump-Virus.Ten days before he tested positive, Cain had attended a rally for Prznint Stupid in Tulas (thanks Twizzler!)  and … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Walnut, Dead Celebrities, Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wingnuttia | 22 Comments

BREAKING: Your Daily Gohmert

Posted on July 29, 2020 by

Screwie Louie Gohmert just tested positive for the Trump-Virus.

Posted in Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Testing | 12 Comments

Sportsball!

Posted on July 27, 2020 by

Regular readers know I’m not a sportsfan, so I almost passed by this story in the Axios email thingie, but something caught my eye (and not the enigmatic emboldening or the bizarre bullets): In less than four days, the 2020 … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, sports, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 14 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on July 15, 2020 by

To the right. It’s always to the right. Well, Lord Damp Nut does want fewer tests…

Posted in Pandemics, Testing | 4 Comments

Congrats to New Zealand!

Posted on July 13, 2020 by

We are both pleased and sad to note: New Zealand lifts all Covid restrictions, declaring the nation virus-free https://t.co/Q024A0eG3e — erica orden (@eorden) July 12, 2020 …which, according Comrade Stupid, we could do too if only we stopped testing.

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