Category Archives: Testing

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on December 11, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News New! Ca Rep @devinnunes tells @KMJNOW he tested positive for COVID-19 — Carla Marinucci (@cmarinucci) December 11, 2020 Don’t weep for Devin, we’re sure he’ll get the Miracle Cure that Prznint Stupid, his Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 8, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News The Q-Spiracists and assorted broke-brained wingnuts continue to impress, and this one is now mad at Prznint Stupid and Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ for continuing to get tested for the Trump-Virus because: reasons. "This really pisses … Continue reading →

Posted in Pandemics, Q-spiracy, Testing | 6 Comments

Great Signs, Cont.

Posted on October 13, 2020 by tengrain

Silicon Valley, if you hadn’t guessed.

Posted in Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 7 Comments

Twizzler Goes To Dunning-Kruger Club

Posted on October 11, 2020 by tengrain

Twizzler forgets that he’s not on Fox News and fact-free spinning doesn’t work here: No, it was not a vaccine and B) your dad didn’t “make it.”

Posted in Pandemics, Testing, Therapies, Twizzler Trump, Vaccine | 8 Comments

Dr. Fauci Muzzled Again, Part Infinity

Posted on October 11, 2020 by tengrain

Not that this should surprise us in any way, but the 4th Reich is not letting Dr. Fauci speak to the media, you know the same week that Lord Damp Nut comes down with the Trump-Virus, takes a Miracle Drug … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Flush The Toilet Properly, Hygiene Theater, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 7 Comments

From the Department of No D’uh

Posted on October 7, 2020 by tengrain

Bloomberg: “The medical staff has traced the White House cases to the Sept. 26 Rose Garden ceremony for Trump to announce Amy Coney Barrett as his pick to fill a Supreme Court vacancy.” You don’t say? “An event on Sept. … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 3 Comments

(UPDATED) The Completely Predictable Has Happened!

Posted on October 3, 2020 by tengrain

On Friday afternoon, Prznint Stupid’s methodology for the pandemic (mask-wearing is for LOSERS, social distancing is for LOSERS, and taking the advice of experts is for LOSERS), reached its predictable conclusion when El Dumbo del Norte was airlifted (🎶 he … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Contact Tracing, Distancing, Herd Immunity, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 13 Comments

Trump-Virus News From *cough* Floriduh

Posted on September 26, 2020 by tengrain

FL Gov. Ron Desantis wants his state to be a super-spreader: [FL Gov. Ron DeSantis] lifted state restrictions for restaurants and many other businesses on Friday as the state moved into the next reopening phase. Mr. DeSantis, a Republican and … Continue reading →

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The Trump Administration Really Do Want To Kill Us

Posted on September 10, 2020 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!): Emails obtained by POLITICO show Paul Alexander — a senior adviser to Michael Caputo, HHS’s assistant secretary for public affairs — instructing press officers and others at the National Institutes of Health about … Continue reading →

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New Snake Oil Announcement!

Posted on August 23, 2020 by tengrain

Guys, Raggedy Anthrax has an announcement! News conference with President @realDonaldTrump at 6 pm tomorrow concerning a major therapeutic breakthrough on the China Virus. Secretary Azar and Dr. Hahn will be in attendance. — Kayleigh McEnany (@PressSec) August 23, 2020 … Continue reading →

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