Category Archives: Testing

One Lump of Stupid or Two, MSM?

Told ya: Trevor Noah joked about the event becoming a superspreader — and now the cases are rolling in. The annual White House Correspondents Dinner, along with the festivities held in the days before and after it, have led to … Continue reading

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, masks, Our Failed Political Press, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Get your Quatloos out, the betting windows are open: we wager that in 10 days to 2 weeks, Iowa becomes a hot Trump-Virus spot: Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds announced Thursday that she will soon end public health … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, Iowa, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 5 Comments

NYC Issues Evergreen Statement

Quote of the Day: “We encourage any New Yorker who came into contact with Sarah Palin to get tested. No d’uh.

Posted in Contact Tracing, Mooselini, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Testing, Vaccine | 5 Comments

PSA: Covid Testing This Way

Hey guys, here’s the link to the government’s Free at-⁠home COVID-⁠19 test which will be available next week (January 19th).

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Texas?

I just cannot… If you can wait in line for a covid test, you can wait in line to vote. pic.twitter.com/Y8YrKEspYP — Texas GOP (@TexasGOP) January 7, 2022  

Posted in Pandemics, Testing, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Vote Suppression, voting | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, the OHMYGODicron is here and it is spreading rapidly, per the NYTimes: “Underscoring growing concerns about Omicron, scientists in South Africa said on Friday that the newest coronavirus variant appears to spread more than twice … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 5 Comments

Hair Füror is a Giver

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie gives us this handy cut-out-and-keep timeline of when Hair Füror was deliberately spreading the Trump-Virus leading up to the presidential debate: DONALD TRUMP, SUPERSPREADER? — The explosive news, first reported by … Continue reading

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Fake News: Russian Asset Blames Moose and Squirrel

In a new book(!) coming from Hair Füror’s lucky #4 Chief of Staff Mark Meadows we learn: “Donald Trump tested positive for Covid-19 three days before his first debate against Joe Biden, the former president’s fourth and last chief of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News She’s baaaaa-ack! Michele Bachmann is now promoting a blood test that she claims can determine if you're naturally immune to COIVD, warning that if you're immune and get vaccinated, "that pushes your body's system into autoimmune disease … Continue reading

Posted in One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber, Pandemics, Testing, Vaccine | 9 Comments

The Quotable Kristi Noem

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, South Doh!kota, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments