Category Archives: Testing

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News She’s baaaaa-ack! Michele Bachmann is now promoting a blood test that she claims can determine if you're naturally immune to COIVD, warning that if you're immune and get vaccinated, "that pushes your body's system into autoimmune disease … Continue reading

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The Quotable Kristi Noem

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, South Doh!kota, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

Arguing With A Virus Doesn’t Achieve Herd Immunity

The NYTimes gives us the bad news: “Now, more than half of adults in the United States have been inoculated with at least one dose of a vaccine. But daily vaccination rates are slipping, and there is widespread consensus among … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Flush The Toilet Properly, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 21 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News New! Ca Rep @devinnunes tells @KMJNOW he tested positive for COVID-19 — Carla Marinucci (@cmarinucci) December 11, 2020 Don’t weep for Devin, we’re sure he’ll get the Miracle Cure that Prznint Stupid, his Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Q-Spiracists and assorted broke-brained wingnuts continue to impress, and this one is now mad at Prznint Stupid and Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ for continuing to get tested for the Trump-Virus because: reasons. "This really pisses … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Q-spiracy, Testing | 6 Comments

Great Signs, Cont.

Silicon Valley, if you hadn’t guessed.

Posted in Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 7 Comments

Twizzler Goes To Dunning-Kruger Club

Twizzler forgets that he’s not on Fox News and fact-free spinning doesn’t work here: No, it was not a vaccine and B) your dad didn’t “make it.”

Posted in Pandemics, Testing, Therapies, Twizzler Trump, Vaccine | 8 Comments

Dr. Fauci Muzzled Again, Part Infinity

Not that this should surprise us in any way, but the 4th Reich is not letting Dr. Fauci speak to the media, you know the same week that Lord Damp Nut comes down with the Trump-Virus, takes a Miracle Drug … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Flush The Toilet Properly, Hygiene Theater, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 7 Comments

From the Department of No D’uh

Bloomberg: “The medical staff has traced the White House cases to the Sept. 26 Rose Garden ceremony for Trump to announce Amy Coney Barrett as his pick to fill a Supreme Court vacancy.” You don’t say? “An event on Sept. … Continue reading

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 3 Comments

(UPDATED) The Completely Predictable Has Happened!

On Friday afternoon, Prznint Stupid’s methodology for the pandemic (mask-wearing is for LOSERS, social distancing is for LOSERS, and taking the advice of experts is for LOSERS), reached its predictable conclusion when El Dumbo del Norte was airlifted (🎶 he … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Contact Tracing, Distancing, Herd Immunity, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 13 Comments