Category Archives: Testing

GOP Treachery Reaches A New Low

This is the best, raw, outraged response to Republican fuckery I’ve seen yet. Shorter version: The GOP caucus in PA covered up their Trump-Virus status while campaigning to open up the state, and likely infected untold hundreds of staffers, employees, … Continue reading

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100,000+

The U.S. Trump-Virus death toll officially passed 100,000 people in less than four months. Pause and consider that number. From Prznint Stupid’s incredible incompetence, so many Americans have needlessly died, and the survivors (so far) are fighting about [checks notes] … Continue reading

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Trump-Virus

The LATimes has a feature piece up on The Silent Spreaders of the Trump-Virus and it is worth your time to read: Health experts say it can take a few days from the time a person becomes infected, and could … Continue reading

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Cause Meets Effect, Part Infinity

So, Possum Hollar, how’s the Trump-Virus HOAX treating ya? “Twenty U.S. states reported an increase in new cases of COVID-19 for the week ended May 24, up from 13 states in the prior week, as the death toll from the … Continue reading

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Those Who Help Themselves, part infinity

So hows that Bathing in the Blood of Christ working out? A CDC report released Tuesday, underscoring the risks of states reopening, traced the first significant cases in Arkansas to a cluster of infections tied to a church in early … Continue reading

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Was That Haircut Worth it, Possum Hollar?

W$J: Coronavirus infections jump by more than a million in less than two weeks As U.S. states and countries across the world seek to rejuvenate their economies, coronavirus infections continue to spread, with more than a million infections reported world-wide … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, Testing Is Not Happening in Possum Hollar

Axios’ morning email thingie tells us something shocking that we probably could have guessed: More than half of U.S. counties don’t have a single coronavirus testing site, according to a recent report by Castlight, a health software company, Caitlin Owens … Continue reading

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Georgeduh On Our Minds

The Great Stet of Georgeduh released this startling graph of their infections as they slam into their two-weeks of opening-up their economy. It appears we Libs were totally wrong and we’re a bunch of patriot-hating, crying snowflakes and… What’s that, … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

Claim Chowder The National Lab for Bad Policy, the Great Stet of Texas relaxed their Trump-Virus response 2 weeks ago, and well, cause and effect (the correlation twins) are re-united! Texas has seen a steady rise in novel coronavirus cases … Continue reading

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Re-Opening For Dummies Released!

The CDC released a dumbed-down set of reopening guidelines, after Lord Damp Nut insisted that actual public-health experts dumb-down the previous drafts: The CDC on Thursday released previously withheld guidance documents on reopening schools, restaurants and other institutions locked down … Continue reading

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