Category Archives: Testing

Great Signs, Cont.

Silicon Valley, if you hadn’t guessed.

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Twizzler Goes To Dunning-Kruger Club

Twizzler forgets that he’s not on Fox News and fact-free spinning doesn’t work here: No, it was not a vaccine and B) your dad didn’t “make it.”

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Dr. Fauci Muzzled Again, Part Infinity

Not that this should surprise us in any way, but the 4th Reich is not letting Dr. Fauci speak to the media, you know the same week that Lord Damp Nut comes down with the Trump-Virus, takes a Miracle Drug … Continue reading

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From the Department of No D’uh

Bloomberg: “The medical staff has traced the White House cases to the Sept. 26 Rose Garden ceremony for Trump to announce Amy Coney Barrett as his pick to fill a Supreme Court vacancy.” You don’t say? “An event on Sept. … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) The Completely Predictable Has Happened!

On Friday afternoon, Prznint Stupid’s methodology for the pandemic (mask-wearing is for LOSERS, social distancing is for LOSERS, and taking the advice of experts is for LOSERS), reached its predictable conclusion when El Dumbo del Norte was airlifted (🎶 he … Continue reading

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Trump-Virus News From *cough* Floriduh

FL Gov. Ron Desantis wants his state to be a super-spreader: [FL Gov. Ron DeSantis] lifted state restrictions for restaurants and many other businesses on Friday as the state moved into the next reopening phase. Mr. DeSantis, a Republican and … Continue reading

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The Trump Administration Really Do Want To Kill Us

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!): Emails obtained by POLITICO show Paul Alexander — a senior adviser to Michael Caputo, HHS’s assistant secretary for public affairs — instructing press officers and others at the National Institutes of Health about … Continue reading

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New Snake Oil Announcement!

Guys, Raggedy Anthrax has an announcement! News conference with President @realDonaldTrump at 6 pm tomorrow concerning a major therapeutic breakthrough on the China Virus. Secretary Azar and Dr. Hahn will be in attendance. — Kayleigh McEnany (@PressSec) August 23, 2020 … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Cool, cool: BREAKING: White House takes away FDA authority to regulate COVID tests. It’s August, de-regulating & politically meddling are not what FDA needs right now. More soon. Follow if interested. — Andy Slavitt @ 🏡 (@ASlavitt) August 21, 2020 … Continue reading

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We’re #1 (We Look Like We’re #2)

The United States has gone beyond 5 million confirmed coronavirus cases, by far the highest of any country. We’re #1, but we look like #2. (What, you think potty humor is beneath me?) Bill Gates tells us what caused the … Continue reading

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