Category Archives: Testing

We’re #1 (We Look Like We’re #2)

The United States has gone beyond 5 million confirmed coronavirus cases, by far the highest of any country. We’re #1, but we look like #2. (What, you think potty humor is beneath me?) Bill Gates tells us what caused the … Continue reading

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Vroom-Vroom, Superspreaders, Doom

By the end of the 10-day Biker Rally in Sturgis SD, some of the attendees or hosts might be infected, but you know: Breathe Free or Die. NBC News: One week after the rally, residents of Sturgis will be able … Continue reading

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Wingnut Reveals Trump-Virus Master Plan

These people amaze me that they can dress themselves, let alone chew food: You keep hearing, without any evidence, that we had “no national plan” to combat COVID. But that has never been true, and ignores the significant steps taken … Continue reading

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So This Happened…

…while Dr. Fauci was testifying before Congress: Somebody please tell Congressman Clyburn, who doesn’t have a clue, that the chart he put up indicating more CASES for the U.S. than Europe, is because we do MUCH MORE testing than any … Continue reading

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Lunchtime Reading

This article in Vanity Fair should set your hair on fire: How Jared Kushner’s Secret Testing Plan “Went Poof Into Thin Air” This spring, a team working under the president’s son-in-law produced a plan for an aggressive, coordinated national COVID-19 … Continue reading

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There’s No Cure For Stupid

GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine to Treat Coronavirus And in related news, Herman Cain has now died from the Trump-Virus.Ten days before he tested positive, Cain had attended a rally for Prznint Stupid in Tulas (thanks Twizzler!)  and … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Your Daily Gohmert

Screwie Louie Gohmert just tested positive for the Trump-Virus.

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Sportsball!

Regular readers know I’m not a sportsfan, so I almost passed by this story in the Axios email thingie, but something caught my eye (and not the enigmatic emboldening or the bizarre bullets): In less than four days, the 2020 … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

To the right. It’s always to the right. Well, Lord Damp Nut does want fewer tests…

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Congrats to New Zealand!

We are both pleased and sad to note: New Zealand lifts all Covid restrictions, declaring the nation virus-free https://t.co/Q024A0eG3e — erica orden (@eorden) July 12, 2020 …which, according Comrade Stupid, we could do too if only we stopped testing.

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