Category Archives: Testing

One Lump of Stupid or Two, MSM?

Posted on May 4, 2022 by tengrain

Told ya: Trevor Noah joked about the event becoming a superspreader — and now the cases are rolling in. The annual White House Correspondents Dinner, along with the festivities held in the days before and after it, have led to … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, masks, Our Failed Political Press, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 3, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Get your Quatloos out, the betting windows are open: we wager that in 10 days to 2 weeks, Iowa becomes a hot Trump-Virus spot: Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds announced Thursday that she will soon end public health … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, Iowa, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 5 Comments

NYC Issues Evergreen Statement

Posted on January 28, 2022 by tengrain

Quote of the Day: “We encourage any New Yorker who came into contact with Sarah Palin to get tested. No d’uh.

Posted in Contact Tracing, Mooselini, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Testing, Vaccine | 5 Comments

PSA: Covid Testing This Way

Posted on January 14, 2022 by tengrain

Hey guys, here’s the link to the government’s Free at-⁠home COVID-⁠19 test which will be available next week (January 19th).

Posted in Pandemics, Testing | 6 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Texas?

Posted on January 8, 2022 by tengrain

I just cannot… If you can wait in line for a covid test, you can wait in line to vote. pic.twitter.com/Y8YrKEspYP — Texas GOP (@TexasGOP) January 7, 2022  

Posted in Pandemics, Testing, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Vote Suppression, voting | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 3, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Hey guys, the OHMYGODicron is here and it is spreading rapidly, per the NYTimes: “Underscoring growing concerns about Omicron, scientists in South Africa said on Friday that the newest coronavirus variant appears to spread more than twice … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 5 Comments

Hair Füror is a Giver

Posted on December 2, 2021 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie gives us this handy cut-out-and-keep timeline of when Hair Füror was deliberately spreading the Trump-Virus leading up to the presidential debate: DONALD TRUMP, SUPERSPREADER? — The explosive news, first reported by … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing | 4 Comments

Fake News: Russian Asset Blames Moose and Squirrel

Posted on December 1, 2021 by tengrain

In a new book(!) coming from Hair Füror’s lucky #4 Chief of Staff Mark Meadows we learn: “Donald Trump tested positive for Covid-19 three days before his first debate against Joe Biden, the former president’s fourth and last chief of … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pandemics, Testing | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 18, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News She’s baaaaa-ack! Michele Bachmann is now promoting a blood test that she claims can determine if you're naturally immune to COIVD, warning that if you're immune and get vaccinated, "that pushes your body's system into autoimmune disease … Continue reading →

Posted in One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber, Pandemics, Testing, Vaccine | 9 Comments

The Quotable Kristi Noem

Posted on August 14, 2021 by tengrain

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, South Doh!kota, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments