Category Archives: Shut Yo Mouth Fools

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This shouldn’t surprise anyone, but it did shock me: Nearly 900 Secret Service employees got COVID Nearly 900 Secret Service employees tested positive for COVID-19 between March 1, 2020 and March 9, 2021, according to government records … Continue reading

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Arguing With A Virus Doesn’t Achieve Herd Immunity

The NYTimes gives us the bad news: “Now, more than half of adults in the United States have been inoculated with at least one dose of a vaccine. But daily vaccination rates are slipping, and there is widespread consensus among … Continue reading

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Today, in Backpfeifengesicht News

It’s unfair to deprive the world of his beauty: Cruz joins Paul in ditching mask despite CDC recommendations Sen. Ted Cruz is no longer wearing a face mask as he walks the halls of the Capitol complex or goes to … Continue reading

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Floriduh

The callous Yutes of Today are joining forces with Gubnor Ron Desantis to kill us all: Spring Breakers Could Be Tipping Point for Key COVID Variant in Florida Florida is ramping up vaccinations as a dangerous new variant of the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink, Wyoming-Style

Happy Hour News Governor Gordon Announces Removal of Statewide Mask Requirement, Lifts All Restrictions on Bars, Restaurants and Theaters I guess The Gret Stet of Wyoming (motto: Gateway to South Dakota!) doesn’t want to be left out of the Crazee … Continue reading

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Now Texas Is Just Eff’ing With All of Us

  Texas to end all coronavirus restrictions Texas will end its coronavirus restrictions next week with an upcoming executive order, Gov. Greg Abbot (R) announced Tuesday during a press conference in Lubbock. “Ah’ve eff’ed up everything else, y’all,” he didn’t … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

And here we go again! Locking the door after the horse is out, leapt over the paddock and heading off to Montana (or wherever it is that horses roam): Facebook says it will take tougher action during the pandemic against … Continue reading

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Happy Holidays From The Swamp

This long story in Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) makes it clear that GOPer don’t give a merde about CDC guidelines: It’s not just the White House flouting pandemic rules to mark this town’s schmooziest season. Some corners … Continue reading

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Another Trump-Virus Vaccine On The Way

Axios Alert! Moderna says its coronavirus vaccine is nearly 95% effective Moderna said Monday that its coronavirus vaccine candidate is 94.5% effective in fighting the virus, per an initial analysis released by the company… The state of play: Moderna’s study, … Continue reading

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Mike Pence: A Vector?

This morning we’re seeing all kinds of Trump-Virus news: Axios: Marc Short, Vice President Mike Pence’s chief of staff, tested positive for the coronavirus Saturday and is quarantining, according to a White House statement. Bloomberg: One of Vice President Mike … Continue reading

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