Category Archives: Shut Yo Mouth Fools

One Lump of Stupid or Two, MSM?

Told ya: Trevor Noah joked about the event becoming a superspreader — and now the cases are rolling in. The annual White House Correspondents Dinner, along with the festivities held in the days before and after it, have led to … Continue reading

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Pandemic News: Horse Paste Not Effective, Who Knew?

In a shocking study, Ivermectin was found to be an ineffective treatment for the Trump-Virus: Researchers testing repurposed drugs against Covid-19 found that ivermectin didn’t reduce hospital admissions, in the largest trial yet of the effect of the antiparasitic on … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Get your Quatloos out, the betting windows are open: we wager that in 10 days to 2 weeks, Iowa becomes a hot Trump-Virus spot: Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds announced Thursday that she will soon end public health … Continue reading

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And In New Mexico…

The teachers are sick, but you know, send your kids to school anyway: [New Mexico] Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham on Wednesday announced the initiative, which encourages state workers and National Guard members to volunteer to become licensed as substitute teachers … Continue reading

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Area Bioweapon: ‘Not Fair!’

Quote of the Day “Biden goes around coughing on people all over the place, and yet the corrupt news doesn’t even cover it.”  — 500-person super spreader, Hair Füror to the Business Insider

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, the OHMYGODicron is here and it is spreading rapidly, per the NYTimes: “Underscoring growing concerns about Omicron, scientists in South Africa said on Friday that the newest coronavirus variant appears to spread more than twice … Continue reading

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Hair Füror is a Giver

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie gives us this handy cut-out-and-keep timeline of when Hair Füror was deliberately spreading the Trump-Virus leading up to the presidential debate: DONALD TRUMP, SUPERSPREADER? — The explosive news, first reported by … Continue reading

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The Quotable Kristi Noem

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News That’s weird, I see dead people.   I see two masks. pic.twitter.com/pwIKocGQeN — South Dakota Standard (@DakotaStandard) August 8, 2021

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America Shocked: Republicans Wrong About Economics, Again

Guys, remember that time that all the Republicans on the TeeVee Machine were telling us that the lazy bastards were not returning to work during a pandemic because they were being paid $300 to stay home on the couch, so … Continue reading

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