Category Archives: Shut Yo Mouth Fools

Belated Claim Chowder

The WaPo has a stunning, deeply reported article up on the Sturgis Biker Rally: …Within weeks of the gathering, the Dakotas, along with Wyoming, Minnesota and Montana, were leading the nation in new coronavirus infections per capita. The surge was … Continue reading

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Trump-Virus Protocols: Compare and Contrast Candidates!

On Thursday handsome Joe Biden’s campaign announced that Kamala Harris’s communications director, along with a member of the flight crew, had tested positive for coronavirus. (Harris has tested negative.) The campaign released a detailed statement about its existing safety protocols … Continue reading

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Dr. Fauci Muzzled Again, Part Infinity

Not that this should surprise us in any way, but the 4th Reich is not letting Dr. Fauci speak to the media, you know the same week that Lord Damp Nut comes down with the Trump-Virus, takes a Miracle Drug … Continue reading

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From the Department of No D’uh

Bloomberg: “The medical staff has traced the White House cases to the Sept. 26 Rose Garden ceremony for Trump to announce Amy Coney Barrett as his pick to fill a Supreme Court vacancy.” You don’t say? “An event on Sept. … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) The Completely Predictable Has Happened!

On Friday afternoon, Prznint Stupid’s methodology for the pandemic (mask-wearing is for LOSERS, social distancing is for LOSERS, and taking the advice of experts is for LOSERS), reached its predictable conclusion when El Dumbo del Norte was airlifted (🎶 he … Continue reading

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Super-Spreader of the Day: Amazon

Amazon says more than 19,000 workers got Covid-19 That is all. OK, not all: Just a reminder: Mitch McConnell's NUMBER 1 PRIORITY in COVID relief has been liability shields to make sure these workers can't sue Jeff fucking Bezos for … Continue reading

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Trump-Virus News From *cough* Floriduh

FL Gov. Ron Desantis wants his state to be a super-spreader: [FL Gov. Ron DeSantis] lifted state restrictions for restaurants and many other businesses on Friday as the state moved into the next reopening phase. Mr. DeSantis, a Republican and … Continue reading

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To Mask, Or Not To Mask

Yesterday, CDC Director Robert Redfield told senators that masks are the most powerful public-health tool the U.S. has against coronavirus, and might even provide more guaranteed protection than an eventual vaccine: I will continue to appeal for all Americans, all … Continue reading

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The Trump Administration Really Do Want To Kill Us

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!): Emails obtained by POLITICO show Paul Alexander — a senior adviser to Michael Caputo, HHS’s assistant secretary for public affairs — instructing press officers and others at the National Institutes of Health about … Continue reading

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Nation Shocked: Trump Lies About Trump-Virus Again

This is an evergreen story: Fauci unsure what Trump means by saying the country is ’rounding the corner on the virus’ (CNN)Dr. Anthony Fauci said Friday that he’s not sure what President Donald Trump meant when he said earlier that … Continue reading

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