Category Archives: Shut Yo Mouth Fools

One Lump of Stupid or Two, MSM?

Posted on May 4, 2022 by tengrain

Told ya: Trevor Noah joked about the event becoming a superspreader — and now the cases are rolling in. The annual White House Correspondents Dinner, along with the festivities held in the days before and after it, have led to … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, masks, Our Failed Political Press, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 3 Comments

Pandemic News: Horse Paste Not Effective, Who Knew?

Posted on March 18, 2022 by tengrain

In a shocking study, Ivermectin was found to be an ineffective treatment for the Trump-Virus: Researchers testing repurposed drugs against Covid-19 found that ivermectin didn’t reduce hospital admissions, in the largest trial yet of the effect of the antiparasitic on … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 3, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Get your Quatloos out, the betting windows are open: we wager that in 10 days to 2 weeks, Iowa becomes a hot Trump-Virus spot: Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds announced Thursday that she will soon end public health … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, Iowa, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 5 Comments

And In New Mexico…

Posted on January 21, 2022 by tengrain

The teachers are sick, but you know, send your kids to school anyway: [New Mexico] Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham on Wednesday announced the initiative, which encourages state workers and National Guard members to volunteer to become licensed as substitute teachers … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, mask mandate, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Vaccine, vaccine mandates, Vaccine Passports | 3 Comments

Area Bioweapon: ‘Not Fair!’

Posted on December 7, 2021 by tengrain

Quote of the Day “Biden goes around coughing on people all over the place, and yet the corrupt news doesn’t even cover it.”  — 500-person super spreader, Hair Füror to the Business Insider

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 3, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Hey guys, the OHMYGODicron is here and it is spreading rapidly, per the NYTimes: “Underscoring growing concerns about Omicron, scientists in South Africa said on Friday that the newest coronavirus variant appears to spread more than twice … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 5 Comments

Hair Füror is a Giver

Posted on December 2, 2021 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie gives us this handy cut-out-and-keep timeline of when Hair Füror was deliberately spreading the Trump-Virus leading up to the presidential debate: DONALD TRUMP, SUPERSPREADER? — The explosive news, first reported by … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing | 4 Comments

The Quotable Kristi Noem

Posted on August 14, 2021 by tengrain

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, South Doh!kota, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 8, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News That’s weird, I see dead people.   I see two masks. pic.twitter.com/pwIKocGQeN — South Dakota Standard (@DakotaStandard) August 8, 2021

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America Shocked: Republicans Wrong About Economics, Again

Posted on August 5, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, remember that time that all the Republicans on the TeeVee Machine were telling us that the lazy bastards were not returning to work during a pandemic because they were being paid $300 to stay home on the couch, so … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 9 Comments