Category Archives: Shut Yo Mouth Fools

The Quotable Kristi Noem

Posted on August 14, 2021 by tengrain

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 8, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News That’s weird, I see dead people.   I see two masks. pic.twitter.com/pwIKocGQeN — South Dakota Standard (@DakotaStandard) August 8, 2021

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America Shocked: Republicans Wrong About Economics, Again

Posted on August 5, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, remember that time that all the Republicans on the TeeVee Machine were telling us that the lazy bastards were not returning to work during a pandemic because they were being paid $300 to stay home on the couch, so … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 22, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News This shouldn’t surprise anyone, but it did shock me: Nearly 900 Secret Service employees got COVID Nearly 900 Secret Service employees tested positive for COVID-19 between March 1, 2020 and March 9, 2021, according to government records … Continue reading →

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Arguing With A Virus Doesn’t Achieve Herd Immunity

Posted on May 3, 2021 by tengrain

The NYTimes gives us the bad news: “Now, more than half of adults in the United States have been inoculated with at least one dose of a vaccine. But daily vaccination rates are slipping, and there is widespread consensus among … Continue reading →

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Today, in Backpfeifengesicht News

Posted on April 16, 2021 by tengrain

It’s unfair to deprive the world of his beauty: Cruz joins Paul in ditching mask despite CDC recommendations Sen. Ted Cruz is no longer wearing a face mask as he walks the halls of the Capitol complex or goes to … Continue reading →

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Floriduh

Posted on March 16, 2021 by tengrain

The callous Yutes of Today are joining forces with Gubnor Ron Desantis to kill us all: Spring Breakers Could Be Tipping Point for Key COVID Variant in Florida Florida is ramping up vaccinations as a dangerous new variant of the … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink, Wyoming-Style

Posted on March 8, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Governor Gordon Announces Removal of Statewide Mask Requirement, Lifts All Restrictions on Bars, Restaurants and Theaters I guess The Gret Stet of Wyoming (motto: Gateway to South Dakota!) doesn’t want to be left out of the Crazee … Continue reading →

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Now Texas Is Just Eff’ing With All of Us

Posted on March 2, 2021 by tengrain

  Texas to end all coronavirus restrictions Texas will end its coronavirus restrictions next week with an upcoming executive order, Gov. Greg Abbot (R) announced Tuesday during a press conference in Lubbock. “Ah’ve eff’ed up everything else, y’all,” he didn’t … Continue reading →

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

Posted on February 8, 2021 by tengrain

And here we go again! Locking the door after the horse is out, leapt over the paddock and heading off to Montana (or wherever it is that horses roam): Facebook says it will take tougher action during the pandemic against … Continue reading →

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