Category Archives: Shut Yo Mouth Fools

Happy Holidays From The Swamp

This long story in Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) makes it clear that GOPer don’t give a merde about CDC guidelines: It’s not just the White House flouting pandemic rules to mark this town’s schmooziest season. Some corners … Continue reading

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Another Trump-Virus Vaccine On The Way

Axios Alert! Moderna says its coronavirus vaccine is nearly 95% effective Moderna said Monday that its coronavirus vaccine candidate is 94.5% effective in fighting the virus, per an initial analysis released by the company… The state of play: Moderna’s study, … Continue reading

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Mike Pence: A Vector?

This morning we’re seeing all kinds of Trump-Virus news: Axios: Marc Short, Vice President Mike Pence’s chief of staff, tested positive for the coronavirus Saturday and is quarantining, according to a White House statement. Bloomberg: One of Vice President Mike … Continue reading

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We’re Totally Eff’ed In The Dark (Trump-Virus Edition)

CNN buries the lede 7 paras down: “Well, if people are not wearing masks, then maybe we should be mandating it,” Fauci told CNN’s Erin Burnett Friday. And you may ask yourself why Dr. Fauci is saying that now, and … Continue reading

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Belated Claim Chowder

The WaPo has a stunning, deeply reported article up on the Sturgis Biker Rally: …Within weeks of the gathering, the Dakotas, along with Wyoming, Minnesota and Montana, were leading the nation in new coronavirus infections per capita. The surge was … Continue reading

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Trump-Virus Protocols: Compare and Contrast Candidates!

On Thursday handsome Joe Biden’s campaign announced that Kamala Harris’s communications director, along with a member of the flight crew, had tested positive for coronavirus. (Harris has tested negative.) The campaign released a detailed statement about its existing safety protocols … Continue reading

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Dr. Fauci Muzzled Again, Part Infinity

Not that this should surprise us in any way, but the 4th Reich is not letting Dr. Fauci speak to the media, you know the same week that Lord Damp Nut comes down with the Trump-Virus, takes a Miracle Drug … Continue reading

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From the Department of No D’uh

Bloomberg: “The medical staff has traced the White House cases to the Sept. 26 Rose Garden ceremony for Trump to announce Amy Coney Barrett as his pick to fill a Supreme Court vacancy.” You don’t say? “An event on Sept. … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) The Completely Predictable Has Happened!

On Friday afternoon, Prznint Stupid’s methodology for the pandemic (mask-wearing is for LOSERS, social distancing is for LOSERS, and taking the advice of experts is for LOSERS), reached its predictable conclusion when El Dumbo del Norte was airlifted (🎶 he … Continue reading

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Super-Spreader of the Day: Amazon

Amazon says more than 19,000 workers got Covid-19 That is all. OK, not all: Just a reminder: Mitch McConnell's NUMBER 1 PRIORITY in COVID relief has been liability shields to make sure these workers can't sue Jeff fucking Bezos for … Continue reading

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