Category Archives: Shelter-in-Place

Report: Hawaii Says Stay Home Freedumb Fighters

Posted on August 25, 2021 by tengrain

Doesn’t Hawaii know that the goal of governance is to kill its residents like common Floriduhans, Texans, and South Dakoters South Doh!koters*? What’s wrong with them? Hawaii Gov. David Ige pleaded with tourists from around the world on Monday to not visit … Continue reading →

Posted in Arkansas, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Hawaii, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

The Quotable Kristi Noem

Posted on August 14, 2021 by tengrain

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading →

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Don’t Have An Emergency In Floriduh, Guys!

Posted on August 12, 2021 by tengrain

Any Floriduh Scissorheads out there? Covid surge prompts one Florida county to ask residents to use 911 sparingly First responders along Florida’s Space Coast pleaded with residents Wednesday to think twice before calling 911, as they struggle to contain the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Shelter-in-Place, Vaccine | 22 Comments

Arguing With A Virus Doesn’t Achieve Herd Immunity

Posted on May 3, 2021 by tengrain

The NYTimes gives us the bad news: “Now, more than half of adults in the United States have been inoculated with at least one dose of a vaccine. But daily vaccination rates are slipping, and there is widespread consensus among … Continue reading →

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Floriduh

Posted on March 16, 2021 by tengrain

The callous Yutes of Today are joining forces with Gubnor Ron Desantis to kill us all: Spring Breakers Could Be Tipping Point for Key COVID Variant in Florida Florida is ramping up vaccinations as a dangerous new variant of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink, Wyoming-Style

Posted on March 8, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Governor Gordon Announces Removal of Statewide Mask Requirement, Lifts All Restrictions on Bars, Restaurants and Theaters I guess The Gret Stet of Wyoming (motto: Gateway to South Dakota!) doesn’t want to be left out of the Crazee … Continue reading →

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The Trump-Virus Will Be Home For Christmas

Posted on December 24, 2020 by tengrain

This story of people flying for the Holidays tells us everything (emphasis mine, d’uh): Many people at airports this week thought long and hard about whether to go somewhere and found a way to rationalize it. “My mom’s worth it. … Continue reading →

Posted in Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Xristian Xraxies | 12 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on December 23, 2020 by tengrain

Everyone knew that.

Posted in Bad Signs, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, snark | 9 Comments

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on November 19, 2020 by tengrain
Posted in Bad Signs, Don't Re-Open, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place | 7 Comments

Another Trump-Virus Vaccine On The Way

Posted on November 16, 2020 by tengrain

Axios Alert! Moderna says its coronavirus vaccine is nearly 95% effective Moderna said Monday that its coronavirus vaccine candidate is 94.5% effective in fighting the virus, per an initial analysis released by the company… The state of play: Moderna’s study, … Continue reading →

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