Category Archives: Shelter-in-Place

Report: Hawaii Says Stay Home Freedumb Fighters

Doesn’t Hawaii know that the goal of governance is to kill its residents like common Floriduhans, Texans, and South Dakoters South Doh!koters*? What’s wrong with them? Hawaii Gov. David Ige pleaded with tourists from around the world on Monday to not visit … Continue reading

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The Quotable Kristi Noem

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading

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Don’t Have An Emergency In Floriduh, Guys!

Any Floriduh Scissorheads out there? Covid surge prompts one Florida county to ask residents to use 911 sparingly First responders along Florida’s Space Coast pleaded with residents Wednesday to think twice before calling 911, as they struggle to contain the … Continue reading

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Arguing With A Virus Doesn’t Achieve Herd Immunity

The NYTimes gives us the bad news: “Now, more than half of adults in the United States have been inoculated with at least one dose of a vaccine. But daily vaccination rates are slipping, and there is widespread consensus among … Continue reading

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Floriduh

The callous Yutes of Today are joining forces with Gubnor Ron Desantis to kill us all: Spring Breakers Could Be Tipping Point for Key COVID Variant in Florida Florida is ramping up vaccinations as a dangerous new variant of the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink, Wyoming-Style

Happy Hour News Governor Gordon Announces Removal of Statewide Mask Requirement, Lifts All Restrictions on Bars, Restaurants and Theaters I guess The Gret Stet of Wyoming (motto: Gateway to South Dakota!) doesn’t want to be left out of the Crazee … Continue reading

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The Trump-Virus Will Be Home For Christmas

This story of people flying for the Holidays tells us everything (emphasis mine, d’uh): Many people at airports this week thought long and hard about whether to go somewhere and found a way to rationalize it. “My mom’s worth it. … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Everyone knew that.

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Bad Signs, Cont.

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Another Trump-Virus Vaccine On The Way

Axios Alert! Moderna says its coronavirus vaccine is nearly 95% effective Moderna said Monday that its coronavirus vaccine candidate is 94.5% effective in fighting the virus, per an initial analysis released by the company… The state of play: Moderna’s study, … Continue reading

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