Category Archives: masks

Today, in Backpfeifengesicht News

It’s unfair to deprive the world of his beauty: Cruz joins Paul in ditching mask despite CDC recommendations Sen. Ted Cruz is no longer wearing a face mask as he walks the halls of the Capitol complex or goes to … Continue reading

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Some Postprandial Stupid?

“It’s Spring” seems like a dumb reason to lift the mask mandate pic.twitter.com/5XZyY7LzAk — Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) March 22, 2021 Sen. Beaker wants to stop and smell the roses, and you know, kill a few thousand of his constituents.  

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Just as no one expects the Spanish Inquisition, no one expected the Trump-Virus to shut down the Idaho Assembly: BOISE, Idaho (CBS2) — Scott Bedke, Speaker of the Idaho House, held a press conference Friday to announce a recess in … Continue reading

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Floriduh

The callous Yutes of Today are joining forces with Gubnor Ron Desantis to kill us all: Spring Breakers Could Be Tipping Point for Key COVID Variant in Florida Florida is ramping up vaccinations as a dangerous new variant of the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink, Wyoming-Style

Happy Hour News Governor Gordon Announces Removal of Statewide Mask Requirement, Lifts All Restrictions on Bars, Restaurants and Theaters I guess The Gret Stet of Wyoming (motto: Gateway to South Dakota!) doesn’t want to be left out of the Crazee … Continue reading

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Now Texas Is Just Eff’ing With All of Us

  Texas to end all coronavirus restrictions Texas will end its coronavirus restrictions next week with an upcoming executive order, Gov. Greg Abbot (R) announced Tuesday during a press conference in Lubbock. “Ah’ve eff’ed up everything else, y’all,” he didn’t … Continue reading

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Whaddup, North Dakota?

Crazee States The Gret Stet of North Dakota (Motto: “Gateway to South Dakota”) makes a power move: North Dakota House passes bill forbidding mandatory mask wearing “…The bill comes three months after North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum (R) imposed a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News I’ve been stewing since last night about this: We’re at the mass vaccination site at Dodger Stadium to get my mom the vaccine. The anti–vax protestors have approached the entrance to the site. The LAPD have now … Continue reading

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Wear ’em If You Got ’em

ND Rep. Wayne Trottier wears a Crown Royal bag as his face covering at the capitol. pic.twitter.com/Lat9m4fepv — Karla Rose Hanson (@karlarosehanson) January 29, 2021

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We Shouldn’t Be Surprised By This

Selfish Jerks These opinion numbers are discouraging: Willingness to get vaccinated via Gallup poll: 83% Democrats77% college degree74% over 65 years old67% men67% White adults66% under 45 years old65% All Americans64% women62% non-White adults60% no college degree59% independents45% Republicans — … Continue reading

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