Category Archives: masks

School Daze, Cont.

Posted on August 12, 2020 by

Hey guys, remember those schools in Georgia that decided to go full-steam ahead in opening for in-class learnin’ their A-B-3s without mandatory masks and certainly without social distancing? You know, because Lord Damp Nut wants the economy roaring back to … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 10, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs That’s not scriptural: QAnon conspiracy theorist DeAnna Lorraine reveals the connection between mask requirements and the Mark of the Beast. pic.twitter.com/WayieQCjfe — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) August 10, 2020 These are the people who think that … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, DeAnna Lorraine, masks, Pandemics, Q-spiracy | 5 Comments

Claim Chowder Is Served

Posted on August 9, 2020 by

Hey guys, remember this? Yesterday was the first day of school for many counties in Georgia. Here's a picture from the hallways in Paulding County. This may not end well…😷 pic.twitter.com/I45oJJlq59 — Everything Georgia (@GAFollowers) August 4, 2020 The Atlanta … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Flush The Toilet Properly, Georgeduh, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 10 Comments

Vroom-Vroom, Superspreaders, Doom

Posted on August 8, 2020 by

By the end of the 10-day Biker Rally in Sturgis SD, some of the attendees or hosts might be infected, but you know: Breathe Free or Die. NBC News: One week after the rally, residents of Sturgis will be able … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 9 Comments

Great Signs, Cont.

Posted on August 5, 2020 by

Sign me up. I have a list…

Posted in Distancing, Great Signs, masks, Pandemics | 7 Comments

Floriduh Man in the News, Again

Posted on August 5, 2020 by

I cannot even: TREASURE ISLAND — A 47-year-old man is accused of grabbing a child wearing a mask at a restaurant, getting close to his face and telling him: “You now have coronavirus.” Jason Andrew Copenhaver, of Redington Shores, was … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, masks, Pandemics | 13 Comments

School Daze

Posted on August 5, 2020 by

Paulding County, Georgia: First day of school. 4 masks – if you zoom in — and zero social distancing. This is gonna end badly… pic.twitter.com/pGUwzRr6VN — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 4, 2020 Roses are picked Violets are plucked The Trump-Virus … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 14 Comments

Wingnut Reveals Trump-Virus Master Plan

Posted on August 3, 2020 by

These people amaze me that they can dress themselves, let alone chew food: You keep hearing, without any evidence, that we had “no national plan” to combat COVID. But that has never been true, and ignores the significant steps taken … Continue reading →

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So This Happened…

Posted on July 31, 2020 by

…while Dr. Fauci was testifying before Congress: Somebody please tell Congressman Clyburn, who doesn’t have a clue, that the chart he put up indicating more CASES for the U.S. than Europe, is because we do MUCH MORE testing than any … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 6 Comments

There’s No Cure For Stupid

Posted on July 30, 2020 by

GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine to Treat Coronavirus And in related news, Herman Cain has now died from the Trump-Virus.Ten days before he tested positive, Cain had attended a rally for Prznint Stupid in Tulas (thanks Twizzler!)  and … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Walnut, Dead Celebrities, Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wingnuttia | 22 Comments