Category Archives: masks

One Lump of Stupid or Two, MSM?

Told ya: Trevor Noah joked about the event becoming a superspreader — and now the cases are rolling in. The annual White House Correspondents Dinner, along with the festivities held in the days before and after it, have led to … Continue reading

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Be Careful Out There (Trump-Virus, Part Infinity)

As we say here, we might be done with the pandemic, but the Trump-Virus ain’t done with us: The number of attendees who have tested positive for the coronavirusafterlast weekend’s Gridiron dinner has risen to 67, organizers say, including Agriculture … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

We have an update from the Convoy driving nowhere to protest something that never happened: Couldn’t have scripted that better. — Markos Moulitsas (@markos) March 22, 2022 Eiron deserves a raise for that one.  

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Great Signs, Cont.

Which reminds me: the truck convoy is due to arrive in DC this weekend. Related: Grifters Gotta Grift – A nonprofit says it collected over $1.5 million for a D.C.-region-bound truck convoy. Its director recently pleaded guilty to fraud. Just sayin’.

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Ron DeSantis Fundraising Off Of His Assholery

Ron DeSantis might be a bully, but you know, he’s still an asshole: He’s fundraising over bullying children: In a Thursday campaign email attempting to spur donations “before the truth is silenced,” DeSantis blasted the “corrupt and biased legacy media” … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update

Guys, thin-skinned nutter Gov. Ron DeSantis loses his merde with the Yutes of Today wearing masks on a live mic: NEW: @GovRonDeSantis annoyed with USF students— "You do not have to wear those masks. Please take them off. Honestly, it's … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, mask mandate, masks, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Transphobia, Your Kind Cannot Stay Here | 12 Comments

Honk, If You Love Rand Paul [Crickets ensue]

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a conman from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Get your Quatloos out, the betting windows are open: we wager that in 10 days to 2 weeks, Iowa becomes a hot Trump-Virus spot: Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds announced Thursday that she will soon end public health … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, Iowa, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 5 Comments

And In New Mexico…

The teachers are sick, but you know, send your kids to school anyway: [New Mexico] Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham on Wednesday announced the initiative, which encourages state workers and National Guard members to volunteer to become licensed as substitute teachers … Continue reading

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Mr. Bumble Is Right Again

The Hill tells us… The Supreme Court on Tuesday rejected a request to block a federal mask mandate for air travel. The emergency application was filed by a father on behalf of himself and his 4-year-old autistic son, both of … Continue reading

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