Category Archives: masks

School Daze, Cont.

Hey guys, remember those schools in Georgia that decided to go full-steam ahead in opening for in-class learnin’ their A-B-3s without mandatory masks and certainly without social distancing? You know, because Lord Damp Nut wants the economy roaring back to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs That’s not scriptural: QAnon conspiracy theorist DeAnna Lorraine reveals the connection between mask requirements and the Mark of the Beast. pic.twitter.com/WayieQCjfe — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) August 10, 2020 These are the people who think that … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, DeAnna Lorraine, masks, Pandemics, Q-spiracy | 5 Comments

Claim Chowder Is Served

Hey guys, remember this? Yesterday was the first day of school for many counties in Georgia. Here's a picture from the hallways in Paulding County. This may not end well…😷 pic.twitter.com/I45oJJlq59 — Everything Georgia (@GAFollowers) August 4, 2020 The Atlanta … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Flush The Toilet Properly, Georgeduh, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 10 Comments

Vroom-Vroom, Superspreaders, Doom

By the end of the 10-day Biker Rally in Sturgis SD, some of the attendees or hosts might be infected, but you know: Breathe Free or Die. NBC News: One week after the rally, residents of Sturgis will be able … Continue reading

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Great Signs, Cont.

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Floriduh Man in the News, Again

I cannot even: TREASURE ISLAND — A 47-year-old man is accused of grabbing a child wearing a mask at a restaurant, getting close to his face and telling him: “You now have coronavirus.” Jason Andrew Copenhaver, of Redington Shores, was … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, masks, Pandemics | 13 Comments

School Daze

Paulding County, Georgia: First day of school. 4 masks – if you zoom in — and zero social distancing. This is gonna end badly… pic.twitter.com/pGUwzRr6VN — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 4, 2020 Roses are picked Violets are plucked The Trump-Virus … Continue reading

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Wingnut Reveals Trump-Virus Master Plan

These people amaze me that they can dress themselves, let alone chew food: You keep hearing, without any evidence, that we had “no national plan” to combat COVID. But that has never been true, and ignores the significant steps taken … Continue reading

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So This Happened…

…while Dr. Fauci was testifying before Congress: Somebody please tell Congressman Clyburn, who doesn’t have a clue, that the chart he put up indicating more CASES for the U.S. than Europe, is because we do MUCH MORE testing than any … Continue reading

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There’s No Cure For Stupid

GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine to Treat Coronavirus And in related news, Herman Cain has now died from the Trump-Virus.Ten days before he tested positive, Cain had attended a rally for Prznint Stupid in Tulas (thanks Twizzler!)  and … Continue reading

Posted in Black Walnut, Dead Celebrities, Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wingnuttia | 22 Comments