Category Archives: Herd Immunity

The Quotable Kristi Noem

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading

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Don’t Have An Emergency In Floriduh, Guys!

Any Floriduh Scissorheads out there? Covid surge prompts one Florida county to ask residents to use 911 sparingly First responders along Florida’s Space Coast pleaded with residents Wednesday to think twice before calling 911, as they struggle to contain the … Continue reading

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Arguing With A Virus Doesn’t Achieve Herd Immunity

The NYTimes gives us the bad news: “Now, more than half of adults in the United States have been inoculated with at least one dose of a vaccine. But daily vaccination rates are slipping, and there is widespread consensus among … Continue reading

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GOPers Are A Public Health Risk

In these two tweets, Dr. Fauci explains to us why we are still not safe from the Trump-Virus even though the vaccines are very effective: Fauci on vaccine hesitant Republicans: "It's almost paradoxical that on the one hand they want … Continue reading

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Floriduh

The callous Yutes of Today are joining forces with Gubnor Ron Desantis to kill us all: Spring Breakers Could Be Tipping Point for Key COVID Variant in Florida Florida is ramping up vaccinations as a dangerous new variant of the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News I’ve been stewing since last night about this: We’re at the mass vaccination site at Dodger Stadium to get my mom the vaccine. The anti–vax protestors have approached the entrance to the site. The LAPD have now … Continue reading

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We Shouldn’t Be Surprised By This

Selfish Jerks These opinion numbers are discouraging: Willingness to get vaccinated via Gallup poll: 83% Democrats77% college degree74% over 65 years old67% men67% White adults66% under 45 years old65% All Americans64% women62% non-White adults60% no college degree59% independents45% Republicans — … Continue reading

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Republicans Achieve Policy Goals

CNN tells us that yesterday was the worst day on record for the Trump-Virus: More than 247,000 new cases were reported. More than 113,000 Americans are hospitalized with the virus, according to the COVID Tracking Project. And more than 3,600 … Continue reading

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Trump Embraces Herd Mentality, Redux

The Whitey House has embraced a group of alleged scientists —Dr. I.P. Freely, Dr. Person Fakename, and Dr. Johnny Bananas (we are not making this up)— who are promoting herd mentality for the Trump-Virus. Actual epidemiologists are horrified. Herd immunity … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) The Completely Predictable Has Happened!

On Friday afternoon, Prznint Stupid’s methodology for the pandemic (mask-wearing is for LOSERS, social distancing is for LOSERS, and taking the advice of experts is for LOSERS), reached its predictable conclusion when El Dumbo del Norte was airlifted (🎶 he … Continue reading

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