Category Archives: Flush The Toilet Properly

News That Will Drive You To Drink, Wyoming-Style

Happy Hour News Governor Gordon Announces Removal of Statewide Mask Requirement, Lifts All Restrictions on Bars, Restaurants and Theaters I guess The Gret Stet of Wyoming (motto: Gateway to South Dakota!) doesn’t want to be left out of the Crazee … Continue reading

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Another Trump-Virus Vaccine On The Way

Axios Alert! Moderna says its coronavirus vaccine is nearly 95% effective Moderna said Monday that its coronavirus vaccine candidate is 94.5% effective in fighting the virus, per an initial analysis released by the company… The state of play: Moderna’s study, … Continue reading

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Dr. Fauci Muzzled Again, Part Infinity

Not that this should surprise us in any way, but the 4th Reich is not letting Dr. Fauci speak to the media, you know the same week that Lord Damp Nut comes down with the Trump-Virus, takes a Miracle Drug … Continue reading

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Trump-Virus News From *cough* Floriduh

FL Gov. Ron Desantis wants his state to be a super-spreader: [FL Gov. Ron DeSantis] lifted state restrictions for restaurants and many other businesses on Friday as the state moved into the next reopening phase. Mr. DeSantis, a Republican and … Continue reading

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To Mask, Or Not To Mask

Yesterday, CDC Director Robert Redfield told senators that masks are the most powerful public-health tool the U.S. has against coronavirus, and might even provide more guaranteed protection than an eventual vaccine: I will continue to appeal for all Americans, all … Continue reading

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The Trump Administration Really Do Want To Kill Us

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!): Emails obtained by POLITICO show Paul Alexander — a senior adviser to Michael Caputo, HHS’s assistant secretary for public affairs — instructing press officers and others at the National Institutes of Health about … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder

Sturgis Motorcycle Rally Is Now Linked to More Than 250,000 Coronavirus Cases One study estimates the public health cost of the super-spreading event is near $12 billion. Well-played, South Dakota. The study comes on the heels of the first reported … Continue reading

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Nation Shocked: Trump Lies About Trump-Virus Again

This is an evergreen story: Fauci unsure what Trump means by saying the country is ’rounding the corner on the virus’ (CNN)Dr. Anthony Fauci said Friday that he’s not sure what President Donald Trump meant when he said earlier that … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Served

We said this would happen and now it has: States Report Coronavirus Cases Linked To Sturgis, S.D., Motorcycle Rally More than two weeks after nearly half a million bikers flocked to South Dakota, the tally of coronavirus infections traced back … Continue reading

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School Daze, Cont.

Hey guys, remember those schools in Georgia that decided to go full-steam ahead in opening for in-class learnin’ their A-B-3s without mandatory masks and certainly without social distancing? You know, because Lord Damp Nut wants the economy roaring back to … Continue reading

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