Category Archives: Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit

Arguing With A Virus Doesn’t Achieve Herd Immunity

The NYTimes gives us the bad news: “Now, more than half of adults in the United States have been inoculated with at least one dose of a vaccine. But daily vaccination rates are slipping, and there is widespread consensus among … Continue reading

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TFG Pressured The CDC To Lie To Us

We have long believed that the 4th Reich intentionally lied about the Trump-Virus to Wee the Peeples and interfered with the CDC. So imagine my surprise to learn that, yeah, we Scissorheads were right, again, according to Axios’ morning email … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink, Wyoming-Style

Happy Hour News Governor Gordon Announces Removal of Statewide Mask Requirement, Lifts All Restrictions on Bars, Restaurants and Theaters I guess The Gret Stet of Wyoming (motto: Gateway to South Dakota!) doesn’t want to be left out of the Crazee … Continue reading

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CPAC Keynote Speaker Announced

NEW: Former President Trump will make his first public speech after leaving office during CPAC next week. A source familiar tells me Trump will discuss the future of the Republican Party, conservative movement, and sharply criticize President Biden’s amnesty and … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg (Part Infinity)

And here we go again! Locking the door after the horse is out, leapt over the paddock and heading off to Montana (or wherever it is that horses roam): Facebook says it will take tougher action during the pandemic against … Continue reading

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Mike Pence To Get Vaccinated on TV

Axios: Scoop: Vice President Pence to receive televised vaccine shot Will it be fish tank cleaner or Clorox?

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Dr. Fauci Muzzled Again, Part Infinity

Not that this should surprise us in any way, but the 4th Reich is not letting Dr. Fauci speak to the media, you know the same week that Lord Damp Nut comes down with the Trump-Virus, takes a Miracle Drug … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Flush The Toilet Properly, Hygiene Theater, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 7 Comments

This Will End Well

Miracles Rudy Giuliani Reveals He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine to Fend Off COVID-19 The Daily Beast I almost called this post, “Rudy Says ‘Hello, Herman Cain!’” Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani on Wednesday revealed that he is currently taking ineffective … Continue reading

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Citizens Don’t Trust Mango-Hued Prznint For Some Reason, Go Figure

The WaPo tells us… A roster of celebrities including Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson endorsed it. A corporate coalition led by Microsoft rallied tens of thousands of recovered coronavirus patients to donate their blood plasma, rich in antibodies, to help treat … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The WaPo reports that Lord Damp Nut has decided to go for broke and embrace the medical advice from [checks notes] Fox News: The approach’s chief proponent is Scott Atlas, a neuroradiologist from Stanford’s conservative Hoover Institution, who … Continue reading

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