Category Archives: Don’t Re-Open

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Get your Quatloos out, the betting windows are open: we wager that in 10 days to 2 weeks, Iowa becomes a hot Trump-Virus spot: Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds announced Thursday that she will soon end public health … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, Iowa, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 5 Comments

And In New Mexico…

The teachers are sick, but you know, send your kids to school anyway: [New Mexico] Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham on Wednesday announced the initiative, which encourages state workers and National Guard members to volunteer to become licensed as substitute teachers … Continue reading

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, mask mandate, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Vaccine, vaccine mandates, Vaccine Passports | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, the OHMYGODicron is here and it is spreading rapidly, per the NYTimes: “Underscoring growing concerns about Omicron, scientists in South Africa said on Friday that the newest coronavirus variant appears to spread more than twice … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 5 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Anti-Vaxxers?

Look, when Liberty University is calling for a quarantine… Liberty University announces campus-wide quarantine amid COVID-19 surge Liberty University announced a campus-wide quarantine on Thursday due to a surge in COVID-19 cases. The evangelical Christian school’s office of communications said … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Don't Re-Open, Pandemics, Theocrats, Vaccine | 10 Comments

Report: Hawaii Says Stay Home Freedumb Fighters

Doesn’t Hawaii know that the goal of governance is to kill its residents like common Floriduhans, Texans, and South Dakoters South Doh!koters*? What’s wrong with them? Hawaii Gov. David Ige pleaded with tourists from around the world on Monday to not visit … Continue reading

Posted in Arkansas, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Hawaii, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

The Quotable Kristi Noem

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, South Doh!kota, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

Don’t Have An Emergency In Floriduh, Guys!

Any Floriduh Scissorheads out there? Covid surge prompts one Florida county to ask residents to use 911 sparingly First responders along Florida’s Space Coast pleaded with residents Wednesday to think twice before calling 911, as they struggle to contain the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Shelter-in-Place, Vaccine | 22 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News He’s really trying to kill the kids: Florida Gov. DeSantis to school officials: Enforce mask mandate, get your salaries withheld The state “could” defund the salaries of district superintendents and county school board members who mandate mask … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News That’s weird, I see dead people.   I see two masks. pic.twitter.com/pwIKocGQeN — South Dakota Standard (@DakotaStandard) August 8, 2021

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools | 11 Comments

America Shocked: Republicans Wrong About Economics, Again

Guys, remember that time that all the Republicans on the TeeVee Machine were telling us that the lazy bastards were not returning to work during a pandemic because they were being paid $300 to stay home on the couch, so … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 9 Comments