Category Archives: Don’t Re-Open

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Anti-Vaxxers?

Look, when Liberty University is calling for a quarantine… Liberty University announces campus-wide quarantine amid COVID-19 surge Liberty University announced a campus-wide quarantine on Thursday due to a surge in COVID-19 cases. The evangelical Christian school’s office of communications said … Continue reading

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Report: Hawaii Says Stay Home Freedumb Fighters

Doesn’t Hawaii know that the goal of governance is to kill its residents like common Floriduhans, Texans, and South Dakoters South Doh!koters*? What’s wrong with them? Hawaii Gov. David Ige pleaded with tourists from around the world on Monday to not visit … Continue reading

Posted in Arkansas, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Hawaii, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

The Quotable Kristi Noem

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, South Doh!kota, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

Don’t Have An Emergency In Floriduh, Guys!

Any Floriduh Scissorheads out there? Covid surge prompts one Florida county to ask residents to use 911 sparingly First responders along Florida’s Space Coast pleaded with residents Wednesday to think twice before calling 911, as they struggle to contain the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Shelter-in-Place, Vaccine | 22 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News He’s really trying to kill the kids: Florida Gov. DeSantis to school officials: Enforce mask mandate, get your salaries withheld The state “could” defund the salaries of district superintendents and county school board members who mandate mask … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News That’s weird, I see dead people.   I see two masks. pic.twitter.com/pwIKocGQeN — South Dakota Standard (@DakotaStandard) August 8, 2021

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools | 11 Comments

America Shocked: Republicans Wrong About Economics, Again

Guys, remember that time that all the Republicans on the TeeVee Machine were telling us that the lazy bastards were not returning to work during a pandemic because they were being paid $300 to stay home on the couch, so … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 9 Comments

Arguing With A Virus Doesn’t Achieve Herd Immunity

The NYTimes gives us the bad news: “Now, more than half of adults in the United States have been inoculated with at least one dose of a vaccine. But daily vaccination rates are slipping, and there is widespread consensus among … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Flush The Toilet Properly, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 21 Comments

Superspreaders Gone Wild!

The tourism that Gov. Ron DeSantis encouraged? It’s a Superspreader Gone Wild! Miami Beach extends state of emergency to deal with ‘overwhelming’ crowds of spring breakers (CNN)Miami Beach was forced to extend a curfew and state of emergency, possibly for … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis | 7 Comments

Floriduh

The callous Yutes of Today are joining forces with Gubnor Ron Desantis to kill us all: Spring Breakers Could Be Tipping Point for Key COVID Variant in Florida Florida is ramping up vaccinations as a dangerous new variant of the … Continue reading

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 13 Comments