Category Archives: Don’t Re-Open

Sorry, Peggy

Posted on September 15, 2020 by

The WaPo: “States that have reopened bars experienced a doubling in the rate of coronavirus cases three weeks after the opening of doors, on average. The Post analysis — using data provided by SafeGraph, a company that aggregates cellphone location … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Pandemics, snark | 8 Comments

Nebraska To Take Poll Position in Crazee State Challenge!

Posted on September 10, 2020 by

The Great Stet of Nebraska wants South Dakota to know that there’s a new sheriff in town and it is gonna raise them a Sturgis in the race to Top Super-spreader Status: Nebraska to end nearly all social distancing restrictions … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Nebraska, Pandemics | 9 Comments

Nation Shocked: Trump Lies About Trump-Virus Again

Posted on September 5, 2020 by

This is an evergreen story: Fauci unsure what Trump means by saying the country is ’rounding the corner on the virus’ (CNN)Dr. Anthony Fauci said Friday that he’s not sure what President Donald Trump meant when he said earlier that … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Flush The Toilet Properly, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 8 Comments

Claim Chowder Served

Posted on September 3, 2020 by

We said this would happen and now it has: States Report Coronavirus Cases Linked To Sturgis, S.D., Motorcycle Rally More than two weeks after nearly half a million bikers flocked to South Dakota, the tally of coronavirus infections traced back … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 7 Comments

School Daze

Posted on August 18, 2020 by

NBC News: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill announced Monday that it was converting to all virtual classes after reporting 135 new COVID-19 cases and four clusters within a week of having started in-person classes for the fall … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, snark, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 12 Comments

School Daze, Cont.

Posted on August 12, 2020 by

Hey guys, remember those schools in Georgia that decided to go full-steam ahead in opening for in-class learnin’ their A-B-3s without mandatory masks and certainly without social distancing? You know, because Lord Damp Nut wants the economy roaring back to … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 9 Comments

Claim Chowder Is Served

Posted on August 9, 2020 by

Hey guys, remember this? Yesterday was the first day of school for many counties in Georgia. Here's a picture from the hallways in Paulding County. This may not end well…😷 pic.twitter.com/I45oJJlq59 — Everything Georgia (@GAFollowers) August 4, 2020 The Atlanta … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Flush The Toilet Properly, Georgeduh, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 10 Comments

School Daze

Posted on August 5, 2020 by

Paulding County, Georgia: First day of school. 4 masks – if you zoom in — and zero social distancing. This is gonna end badly… pic.twitter.com/pGUwzRr6VN — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 4, 2020 Roses are picked Violets are plucked The Trump-Virus … Continue reading →

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