Category Archives: Distancing

And In New Mexico…

The teachers are sick, but you know, send your kids to school anyway: [New Mexico] Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham on Wednesday announced the initiative, which encourages state workers and National Guard members to volunteer to become licensed as substitute teachers … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hey guys, the OHMYGODicron is here and it is spreading rapidly, per the NYTimes: “Underscoring growing concerns about Omicron, scientists in South Africa said on Friday that the newest coronavirus variant appears to spread more than twice … Continue reading

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Some Post-Prandial Stupid?

Dozens of Anti-mandate activists have entered a vaccinated only food court in Staten Island chanting "USA USA" pic.twitter.com/YtIrQrjGw8 — Scootercaster (@ScooterCasterNY) September 25, 2021 Well, they sure owned the Libs. And I feel really bad for the employees; they don’t … Continue reading

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Death Panels Come To Unvaccinated Idaho

Guys, the Trump-Virus/Darwin Variant has hit the unvaccinated so hard that they are now rationing care in Idaho: With its hospitals struggling to cope with a flood of patients, Idaho officials activated “crisis standards of care” across the state on … Continue reading

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The Quotable Kristi Noem

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News That’s weird, I see dead people.   I see two masks. pic.twitter.com/pwIKocGQeN — South Dakota Standard (@DakotaStandard) August 8, 2021

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America Shocked: Republicans Wrong About Economics, Again

Guys, remember that time that all the Republicans on the TeeVee Machine were telling us that the lazy bastards were not returning to work during a pandemic because they were being paid $300 to stay home on the couch, so … Continue reading

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Delta Is Raging Where You Are

We are in a world of trouble, the Delta variant of the Trump-Virus is surging and the merde is hitting the fan as Possum Hollar —as a matter of Fox News orthodoxy— still refuses to be vaccinated. In at least … Continue reading

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It’s Baaaa-ack

The Trump-Virus Just looking around here in Seattle, the bars and restaurants are shoulder-to-shoulder inside with the callous Yutes of Today trying to make a love connection, and even the outdoor dining is packed. So, it doesn’t surprise me that: … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This shouldn’t surprise anyone, but it did shock me: Nearly 900 Secret Service employees got COVID Nearly 900 Secret Service employees tested positive for COVID-19 between March 1, 2020 and March 9, 2021, according to government records … Continue reading

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