Category Archives: Distancing

Claim Chowder Is Served

Hey guys, remember this? Yesterday was the first day of school for many counties in Georgia. Here's a picture from the hallways in Paulding County. This may not end well…😷 pic.twitter.com/I45oJJlq59 — Everything Georgia (@GAFollowers) August 4, 2020 The Atlanta … Continue reading

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Vroom-Vroom, Superspreaders, Doom

By the end of the 10-day Biker Rally in Sturgis SD, some of the attendees or hosts might be infected, but you know: Breathe Free or Die. NBC News: One week after the rally, residents of Sturgis will be able … Continue reading

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Great Signs, Cont.

Sign me up. I have a list…

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School Daze

Paulding County, Georgia: First day of school. 4 masks – if you zoom in — and zero social distancing. This is gonna end badly… pic.twitter.com/pGUwzRr6VN — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 4, 2020 Roses are picked Violets are plucked The Trump-Virus … Continue reading

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Wingnut Reveals Trump-Virus Master Plan

These people amaze me that they can dress themselves, let alone chew food: You keep hearing, without any evidence, that we had “no national plan” to combat COVID. But that has never been true, and ignores the significant steps taken … Continue reading

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So This Happened…

…while Dr. Fauci was testifying before Congress: Somebody please tell Congressman Clyburn, who doesn’t have a clue, that the chart he put up indicating more CASES for the U.S. than Europe, is because we do MUCH MORE testing than any … Continue reading

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There’s No Cure For Stupid

GOP Rep. Louie Gohmert Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine to Treat Coronavirus And in related news, Herman Cain has now died from the Trump-Virus.Ten days before he tested positive, Cain had attended a rally for Prznint Stupid in Tulas (thanks Twizzler!)  and … Continue reading

Posted in Black Walnut, Dead Celebrities, Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wingnuttia | 22 Comments

BREAKING: Your Daily Gohmert

Screwie Louie Gohmert just tested positive for the Trump-Virus.

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Sportsball!

Regular readers know I’m not a sportsfan, so I almost passed by this story in the Axios email thingie, but something caught my eye (and not the enigmatic emboldening or the bizarre bullets): In less than four days, the 2020 … Continue reading

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Sticks, Stones, and Chicken Bones: Louisiana Calling In The Big Guy

Newsweek: Louisiana Gov Calls for 3 Days of Fasting, Prayer During Lunch Over COVID In a press conference on Thursday, Louisiana’s Democratic Governor John Bel Edwards called for three days of fasting and praying during lunchtime from July 20 to … Continue reading

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