Category Archives: Distancing

We Shouldn’t Be Surprised By This

Selfish Jerks These opinion numbers are discouraging: Willingness to get vaccinated via Gallup poll: 83% Democrats77% college degree74% over 65 years old67% men67% White adults66% under 45 years old65% All Americans64% women62% non-White adults60% no college degree59% independents45% Republicans — … Continue reading

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Vanky Is Small Bidness’ BFF

Well-known epidemiologist, our First Shady Vanky has sumpin’ to say about, um, social distancing and prevention of getting the Trump-Virus and whatnot: These blanket lockdowns are not grounded in science. These arbitrary rules imposed by callous politicians are destroying lives. … Continue reading

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Happy Holidays From The Swamp

This long story in Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) makes it clear that GOPer don’t give a merde about CDC guidelines: It’s not just the White House flouting pandemic rules to mark this town’s schmooziest season. Some corners … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid, Or Two?

Dreaming of a (very) White Christmas Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us about the next Super-Spreader event (emboldening and enigmatic use of CAPS is all theirs): NEW: SECOND LADY KAREN PENCE has invited Congressional … Continue reading

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Another Trump-Virus Vaccine On The Way

Axios Alert! Moderna says its coronavirus vaccine is nearly 95% effective Moderna said Monday that its coronavirus vaccine candidate is 94.5% effective in fighting the virus, per an initial analysis released by the company… The state of play: Moderna’s study, … Continue reading

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The Trump-Virus Still Rages-On

Just a reminder, we have ANOTHER existential threat: The US just reported 102,831 new Covid-19 infections in 1 day. That’s an all-time high “I was predicting just a week or two ago we’d hit 100,000 (new cases a day). I … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 7 Comments

Giggling Gidley Giggles

Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign spokes goblin, Hogan Gidley (stolen from the Huckabees via some ungodly evil majicks, no doubt) wants us all to stop worrying about catching the Trump-Virus because, well, listen for yourselves: Q: Hospitals in Wisconsin … Continue reading

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Giggling Gidley, masks, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics | 3 Comments

Great Signs, Cont.

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Great Signs, Pandemics | 5 Comments

Who’s Quarantined Now?

Fox News president, top anchors advised to quarantine after coronavirus exposure: report Numerous Fox News personalities including anchors Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum, as well as the network’s president, Jay Wallace, were reportedly advised to quarantine following their exposure last … Continue reading

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Grim and Barrett*

The Senate Dims have asked noted Trump-virus vector and walking termite buffett Mike Pence to keep away from the building during the sham confirmation vote thingie today: We are writing today about your reported intention to attend the final Senate … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Justice Amy Coathanger Barrett, masks, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics, supreme court | 2 Comments