Category Archives: Contact Tracing

Floriduh

The callous Yutes of Today are joining forces with Gubnor Ron Desantis to kill us all: Spring Breakers Could Be Tipping Point for Key COVID Variant in Florida Florida is ramping up vaccinations as a dangerous new variant of the … Continue reading

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Giggling Gidley Giggles

Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign spokes goblin, Hogan Gidley (stolen from the Huckabees via some ungodly evil majicks, no doubt) wants us all to stop worrying about catching the Trump-Virus because, well, listen for yourselves: Q: Hospitals in Wisconsin … Continue reading

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Who’s Quarantined Now?

Fox News president, top anchors advised to quarantine after coronavirus exposure: report Numerous Fox News personalities including anchors Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum, as well as the network’s president, Jay Wallace, were reportedly advised to quarantine following their exposure last … Continue reading

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Belated Claim Chowder

The WaPo has a stunning, deeply reported article up on the Sturgis Biker Rally: …Within weeks of the gathering, the Dakotas, along with Wyoming, Minnesota and Montana, were leading the nation in new coronavirus infections per capita. The surge was … Continue reading

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Trump-Virus Protocols: Compare and Contrast Candidates!

On Thursday handsome Joe Biden’s campaign announced that Kamala Harris’s communications director, along with a member of the flight crew, had tested positive for coronavirus. (Harris has tested negative.) The campaign released a detailed statement about its existing safety protocols … Continue reading

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Dr. Fauci Muzzled Again, Part Infinity

Not that this should surprise us in any way, but the 4th Reich is not letting Dr. Fauci speak to the media, you know the same week that Lord Damp Nut comes down with the Trump-Virus, takes a Miracle Drug … Continue reading

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From the Department of No D’uh

Bloomberg: “The medical staff has traced the White House cases to the Sept. 26 Rose Garden ceremony for Trump to announce Amy Coney Barrett as his pick to fill a Supreme Court vacancy.” You don’t say? “An event on Sept. … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) He’s A Monster

I just cannot: I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) The Completely Predictable Has Happened!

On Friday afternoon, Prznint Stupid’s methodology for the pandemic (mask-wearing is for LOSERS, social distancing is for LOSERS, and taking the advice of experts is for LOSERS), reached its predictable conclusion when El Dumbo del Norte was airlifted (🎶 he … Continue reading

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Trump’s Treatment for The Trump-Virus Begins!

It is what it is No, Lord Damp Nut isn’t getting a secret cure, but he’s trying to pin the blame, and he found his target: Trump on where he thinks Hope Hicks contracted COVID: “It's very, very hard when … Continue reading

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