Category Archives: Contact Tracing

One Lump of Stupid or Two, MSM?

Posted on May 4, 2022 by tengrain

Told ya: Trevor Noah joked about the event becoming a superspreader — and now the cases are rolling in. The annual White House Correspondents Dinner, along with the festivities held in the days before and after it, have led to … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, masks, Our Failed Political Press, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 3 Comments

NYC Issues Evergreen Statement

Posted on January 28, 2022 by tengrain

Quote of the Day: “We encourage any New Yorker who came into contact with Sarah Palin to get tested. No d’uh.

Posted in Contact Tracing, Mooselini, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Testing, Vaccine | 5 Comments

And In New Mexico…

Posted on January 21, 2022 by tengrain

The teachers are sick, but you know, send your kids to school anyway: [New Mexico] Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham on Wednesday announced the initiative, which encourages state workers and National Guard members to volunteer to become licensed as substitute teachers … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, mask mandate, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Vaccine, vaccine mandates, Vaccine Passports | 3 Comments

Trains, Planes, and Automobiles

Posted on December 30, 2021 by tengrain

Boat Away on the Titanic… Avoid cruise travel, regardless of vaccination status. If you travel on a cruise ship, make sure you are fully vaccinated before travel and get a COVID-19 vaccine booster dose if you are eligible. Getting vaccinated … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 22, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News This shouldn’t surprise anyone, but it did shock me: Nearly 900 Secret Service employees got COVID Nearly 900 Secret Service employees tested positive for COVID-19 between March 1, 2020 and March 9, 2021, according to government records … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

Floriduh

Posted on March 16, 2021 by tengrain

The callous Yutes of Today are joining forces with Gubnor Ron Desantis to kill us all: Spring Breakers Could Be Tipping Point for Key COVID Variant in Florida Florida is ramping up vaccinations as a dangerous new variant of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 13 Comments

Giggling Gidley Giggles

Posted on October 28, 2020 by tengrain

Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign spokes goblin, Hogan Gidley (stolen from the Huckabees via some ungodly evil majicks, no doubt) wants us all to stop worrying about catching the Trump-Virus because, well, listen for yourselves: Q: Hospitals in Wisconsin … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Giggling Gidley, masks, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics | 3 Comments

Who’s Quarantined Now?

Posted on October 26, 2020 by tengrain

Fox News president, top anchors advised to quarantine after coronavirus exposure: report Numerous Fox News personalities including anchors Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum, as well as the network’s president, Jay Wallace, were reportedly advised to quarantine following their exposure last … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Fox News, masks, Pandemics | 16 Comments

Belated Claim Chowder

Posted on October 18, 2020 by tengrain

The WaPo has a stunning, deeply reported article up on the Sturgis Biker Rally: …Within weeks of the gathering, the Dakotas, along with Wyoming, Minnesota and Montana, were leading the nation in new coronavirus infections per capita. The surge was … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Contact Tracing, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 12 Comments

Trump-Virus Protocols: Compare and Contrast Candidates!

Posted on October 16, 2020 by tengrain

On Thursday handsome Joe Biden’s campaign announced that Kamala Harris’s communications director, along with a member of the flight crew, had tested positive for coronavirus. (Harris has tested negative.) The campaign released a detailed statement about its existing safety protocols … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Contact Tracing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, President Handsome Joe Biden, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 1 Comment