Category Archives: Contact Tracing

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 22, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News This shouldn’t surprise anyone, but it did shock me: Nearly 900 Secret Service employees got COVID Nearly 900 Secret Service employees tested positive for COVID-19 between March 1, 2020 and March 9, 2021, according to government records … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

Floriduh

Posted on March 16, 2021 by tengrain

The callous Yutes of Today are joining forces with Gubnor Ron Desantis to kill us all: Spring Breakers Could Be Tipping Point for Key COVID Variant in Florida Florida is ramping up vaccinations as a dangerous new variant of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 13 Comments

Giggling Gidley Giggles

Posted on October 28, 2020 by tengrain

Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign spokes goblin, Hogan Gidley (stolen from the Huckabees via some ungodly evil majicks, no doubt) wants us all to stop worrying about catching the Trump-Virus because, well, listen for yourselves: Q: Hospitals in Wisconsin … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Giggling Gidley, masks, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics | 3 Comments

Who’s Quarantined Now?

Posted on October 26, 2020 by tengrain

Fox News president, top anchors advised to quarantine after coronavirus exposure: report Numerous Fox News personalities including anchors Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum, as well as the network’s president, Jay Wallace, were reportedly advised to quarantine following their exposure last … Continue reading →

Posted in Contact Tracing, Distancing, Fox News, masks, Pandemics | 16 Comments

Belated Claim Chowder

Posted on October 18, 2020 by tengrain

The WaPo has a stunning, deeply reported article up on the Sturgis Biker Rally: …Within weeks of the gathering, the Dakotas, along with Wyoming, Minnesota and Montana, were leading the nation in new coronavirus infections per capita. The surge was … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Contact Tracing, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 12 Comments

Trump-Virus Protocols: Compare and Contrast Candidates!

Posted on October 16, 2020 by tengrain

On Thursday handsome Joe Biden’s campaign announced that Kamala Harris’s communications director, along with a member of the flight crew, had tested positive for coronavirus. (Harris has tested negative.) The campaign released a detailed statement about its existing safety protocols … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Contact Tracing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, President Handsome Joe Biden, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 1 Comment

Dr. Fauci Muzzled Again, Part Infinity

Posted on October 11, 2020 by tengrain

Not that this should surprise us in any way, but the 4th Reich is not letting Dr. Fauci speak to the media, you know the same week that Lord Damp Nut comes down with the Trump-Virus, takes a Miracle Drug … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Contact Tracing, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Flush The Toilet Properly, Hygiene Theater, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 7 Comments

From the Department of No D’uh

Posted on October 7, 2020 by tengrain

Bloomberg: “The medical staff has traced the White House cases to the Sept. 26 Rose Garden ceremony for Trump to announce Amy Coney Barrett as his pick to fill a Supreme Court vacancy.” You don’t say? “An event on Sept. … Continue reading →

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(UPDATED) He’s A Monster

Posted on October 5, 2020 by tengrain

I just cannot: I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really … Continue reading →

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(UPDATED) The Completely Predictable Has Happened!

Posted on October 3, 2020 by tengrain

On Friday afternoon, Prznint Stupid’s methodology for the pandemic (mask-wearing is for LOSERS, social distancing is for LOSERS, and taking the advice of experts is for LOSERS), reached its predictable conclusion when El Dumbo del Norte was airlifted (🎶 he … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Contact Tracing, Distancing, Herd Immunity, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 13 Comments