Category Archives: Pandemics

Special Delivery From Prznint Stupid

I cannot even: Pentagon says it still hasn’t sent ventilators because it hasn’t been told where to send them Despite having committed to transferring 2,000 ventilators in military stocks to the Federal Emergency Management Agency and the Department of Health … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day (So Far)

Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao gives us the benefit statement for weakening emission standards: “By making newer, safer, and cleaner vehicles more accessible for American families, more lives will be saved and more jobs will be created.” (The administration claims that … Continue reading

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#MoscowMitch Knows Who To Blame!

Shorter Amply be-chinned @MoscowMitch: The Democrats are to blame for the pandemic. Longer Version: In an interview with radio host Hugh Hewitt, McConnell said that the crisis “came up while we were tied down in the impeachment trial. And I … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 11 Comments

Goals!?

This White House briefing room slide lists as “goals” 100,000 to 240,000 deaths. Breathtaking. pic.twitter.com/CrajjVGqVf — Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) March 31, 2020 Our COVID-19 death toll has surpassed 3,000, which means that more Americans have now died from COVID-19 than … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal Janet ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Porter (née Folger) is at it again, and this one is loopier than most of her other psycho-sexual scolds: “How dare they jail pastors and close the doors of the … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Janet (née Folger) Porter, Pandemics, Theocrats, War on Women | 3 Comments

Praise for Dear Leader…

Well, this is enough to gag a maggot: President Donald Trump kicked off Monday’s press briefing on the coronavirus much like every other, by running through daily updates about the deadly virus and the White House efforts to eradicate it. … Continue reading

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Vote By Mail Update

Axios starts the morning email thingie off with a state-of-play for voting by mail, which is suddenly an idea that the states are taking seriously: With in-person elections on Nov. 3 looking iffier, states are racing to chip away age-old … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Pandemics | 5 Comments

Another Good Ad

Donald Trump’s ego will cost lives. pic.twitter.com/JNcGny13KO — Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) March 28, 2020 That’s gonna leave a mark.

Posted in Joe Biden, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 6 Comments

Quit Watching This Ad, It Hurts Comrade Stupid’s Fee-Fees

Hey guys, remember this ad? You know the one that has Lord Damp Nut’s panties in a twist? We talked about it like a decade ago, or maybe last week, and how he was threatening to sue broadcast stations that … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 14 Comments

I’m Shocked. Shocked, I Say (Part Infinity)

Liberty University student tests positive for Covid-19 after Falwell reopens campus Nearly a dozen students showed symptoms of coronavirus after Jerry Falwell Jr defied calls for closures and invited them to return …Last week, Falwell invited the school’s 5,000 students … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Jerry Falwell Jr., Pandemics, Theocrats | 18 Comments