Category Archives: Pandemics

Saddle-Up Another Goat (Maybe?)

A famous family name is toying with entering the 2024 Goat Rodeo to primary President Handsome Joe Biden: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said Friday he’s thinking about running for president, but it would be a very different kind of campaign … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Pandemics, RFK Jr., Science, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 13 Comments

What’s The Matter With Kansas (This Time)?

It’s always something: TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — Republicans on Saturday narrowly picked an activist who has promoted unfounded election conspiracies and promised a shakeup to lead the Kansas GOP for the next two years, following weeks of infighting that mirrors … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Kansas, Pandemics, snark | 12 Comments

Gym Jordan Presents…

So… this happened: House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan on Friday subpoenaed the Department of Justice, the FBI and the Department of Education for documents as part of its investigation into whether a Justice Department strategy to address threats against teachers … Continue reading

Posted in Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Gym Jordan, mask mandate, Pandemics, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, The New Confederacy, vaccine mandates, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 15 Comments

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Diamond is gone, there is only Silk. If only there had been a vaccine. Diamond and Silk were vaccine deniers to the bitter end (and beyond) and there’s no telling how many people they influenced to not get vaccinated and … Continue reading

Posted in Dead Celebrities, People Dumber than Dolphins, Vaccine | 19 Comments

Have They Tried Fish Tank Cleaner?

Good work, anti-Vaxxers: A rapidly growing measles outbreak in Columbus, Ohio — largely involving unvaccinated children — is fueling concerns among health officials that more parent resistance to routine childhood immunizations will intensify a resurgence of vaccine-preventable diseases. Most of … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Science, Vaccine, vaccine mandates, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

One Lump or Stupid or Two, Ron?

DeSantis: "Today, I'm announcing a petition with the Supreme Court of Florida to enpanel a statewide grand jury to investigate any and all wrongdoing in Florida with respect to covid-19 vaccines." — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 13, 2022 Culture … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Vaccine | 8 Comments

GOP Rallies to Expose The Troops!

This is too stupid: A massive bill setting defense policy is likely to end the military vaccine mandate, a source familiar with the negotiations tells CNN, coming on the heels of intense GOP lobbying to kill the mandate and acceptance … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 3 Comments

Compare and Contrast

During the 2020 Goat Rodeo when Hair Füror got the Trump-Virus: Jill and I send our thoughts to President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump for a swift recovery. We will continue to pray for the health and safety of … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pandemics, President Handsome Joe Biden | 14 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Ted Cruz?

Thanks, @sesamestreet for saying parents are allowed to have questions! You then have @elmo aggressively advocate for vaccinating children UNDER 5. But you cite ZERO scientific evidence for this. Learn more: — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) June 28, 2022 He’s … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Pandemics, Vaccine | 13 Comments

Pandemic News: We Are A Stupid People

Guys, Axios tells us that many Americans believe (not gonna say “think” because, well, Americans) that the Trump-Virus is ov-ah (emphasis and enigmatic bullet usage is totally theirs): One in three Americans now says the pandemic is over — despite … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics | 4 Comments