Category Archives: Pandemics

Bill Stepien To The Rescue!

Posted on May 26, 2020 by

Lord Damp Nut, the 2016 Goat Rodeo candidate who went through campaign managers like Tic Tacs at one of his tacky Beauty Pageants, is at it again, and Brad Parscale should either be relieved or looking over his shoulder, depending. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 6 Comments

Cause Meets Effect, Part Infinity

Posted on May 26, 2020 by

So, Possum Hollar, how’s the Trump-Virus HOAX treating ya? “Twenty U.S. states reported an increase in new cases of COVID-19 for the week ended May 24, up from 13 states in the prior week, as the death toll from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 3 Comments

Be Better

Posted on May 26, 2020 by

LATimes email thingie: It made for some incongruous pictures: As people flocked to beaches and parks, public health experts made a new round of appeals for physical distancing and face coverings. Judging from several scenes around the country, not everyone … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, holidays, masks, Memorial Day, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

Hows That Hydroxychloroquine Investment Working Out For Ya, Trump?

Posted on May 26, 2020 by

Claim Chowder Guys, remember when we learned that Prznint McGrifter and the rest of the Trump Crime Family was profiteering on hydroxychloroquine? How’s it going? The MIT Technology Review tells us that the antimalarial drug Trump took for covid might actually … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 25, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs They really are different than you and me: A New Jersey man has been charged with making a terroristic threat after he allegedly coughed on a supermarket employee who asked him not to get to close … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 10 Comments

How’s That Haircut Workin’ Out For Ya, Possum Hollar

Posted on May 24, 2020 by

Two hairstylists who worked while symptomatic potentially exposed 140 clients to coronavirus Two Missouri hairstylists potentially exposed 140 clients to coronavirus when they worked for up to eight days this month while symptomatic, health officials said. The Springfield-Greene Health Department … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place | 21 Comments

Our Modern Nero Goes Golfing

Posted on May 24, 2020 by

As we all know, Lord Damp Nut cut-and-ran for his clubs and took the Secret Service golfing: President Donald Trump spent a day at the links Saturday at his Virginia golf course as the nation careened toward 100,000 deaths from COVID-19. It … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 8 Comments

Those Who Help Themselves, part infinity

Posted on May 23, 2020 by

So hows that Bathing in the Blood of Christ working out? A CDC report released Tuesday, underscoring the risks of states reopening, traced the first significant cases in Arkansas to a cluster of infections tied to a church in early … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 6 Comments

Great Signs, Cont.

Posted on May 22, 2020 by

You know that a squirrel named Karen is complaining, right? (Hat tip: Secret Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the electrical Twitter machine)

Posted in Distancing, Great Signs, Pandemics | 8 Comments

Did I Pass The Test?

Posted on May 22, 2020 by

It’s amazing the number of Scissorhead who sent me this.

Posted in Booze, Pandemics | 4 Comments