Category Archives: Pandemics

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ted Nugent?

MarketWatch tells us that Ted Nugent caught Cat Scratch Fever, er, the Trump-Virus: Ted Nugent tests positive for COVID-19: ‘I thought I was dying’ As you may recall, Nugent was one of the hoax-screamers. Key paragraph in the story: Yet … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Q-spiracy, Vaccine | 18 Comments

Great Signs, Cont.

Word.

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GOPers Are A Public Health Risk

In these two tweets, Dr. Fauci explains to us why we are still not safe from the Trump-Virus even though the vaccines are very effective: Fauci on vaccine hesitant Republicans: "It's almost paradoxical that on the one hand they want … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Vaccine | 9 Comments

Today, in Backpfeifengesicht News

It’s unfair to deprive the world of his beauty: Cruz joins Paul in ditching mask despite CDC recommendations Sen. Ted Cruz is no longer wearing a face mask as he walks the halls of the Capitol complex or goes to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Jump for Jeebus! Theocrat Rick Wiles is only answering his own questions: Right-wing conspiracy theorist Rick Wiles continues to demand that Dr. Anthony Fauci be waterboarded until he confesses to having worked with China to create COVID-19. … Continue reading

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Jerry Falwell Jr Has Sumpin’ To Say (Not about Matt Gaetz Sex Scandal, Go Figure!)

The HuffPo reports: “Please get vaccinated so our nutcase of a Governor will have less reasons for mindless restrictions!” Falwell, who stepped down as president of the evangelical Liberty University last year amid reports of a sex scandal, captioned this selfie … Continue reading

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‘It’s Floriduh, Jake’

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Floriduh (Motto: Home of the newly wed and the nearly dead)  is clearly moving into 2024 Goat Rodeo territory: Florida governor bans Covid-19 ‘vaccine passports’ Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed an executive order Friday banning the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine | 7 Comments

CDC: Keep Your Guard Up

CDC chief Rochelle Walensky warns us that she feels a sense of impending doom about a potential fourth surge: “We have so much to look forward to, so much promise and potential of where we are and so much reason for … Continue reading

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Cheese, Cracker… KAPUT!

We have all suspected for a while that twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid’s cheese had fallen off the cracker, but what we’ve see in his latest screed is that there was no cheese and/or no cracker to begin with. In short, … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, snark, Vaccine | 19 Comments

TFG Pressured The CDC To Lie To Us

We have long believed that the 4th Reich intentionally lied about the Trump-Virus to Wee the Peeples and interfered with the CDC. So imagine my surprise to learn that, yeah, we Scissorheads were right, again, according to Axios’ morning email … Continue reading

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