Category Archives: Palate Cleansers

Saturday Palate Cleanser

Leaked high school video of Mitch McConnell dancing on a rooftop pic.twitter.com/GnPitl2V9Y — Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) January 4, 2019

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“I better check if she’s still mad at me…” “So I guess I’m sleeping on the couch tonight?”

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“Gonna be good eats tonight!” Birds are thieves AND jerks.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

It looked impossible and to an ordinary cat it would be, but Glenn was no ordinary cat. pic.twitter.com/5FNijhDFcV — Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) January 1, 2019

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Happy New Year’s Eve from Cthulhu’s dog!

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“If I can pull this off, I will feast like a king,” Puddles said as he hovered over the picnic table. (Don’t try this, kids. I think this is terrible and cruel to do to any animal and I am … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

I would watch CNN if they swapped out Crypt Keeper David Gergen for a cat any day, and in advance I apologize to cats everywhere for suggesting that they would work for CNN. (Hat tip: Cutetropolis, which you definitely should … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Meanwhile… big birds are jerks, too. (My timing is off today, sorry for the delay in the palate cleansers.)

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Pets and Christmas

They have a cat: They have a dog: Any questions?

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“Cookies and milk again? I’ll leave you a lump, it won’t be coal, and it won’t be in your stocking!” – Tonight, probably. On a bright note, Axios morning email thingie tells us: NORAD’s Santa tracker (877-HI-NORAD), now in its … Continue reading

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