Category Archives: dogs

Midday Palate Cleanser

#MondayVibes pic.twitter.com/9QzwedeVpH — The Dodo (@dodo) April 5, 2021 Otto is here to enforce social distancing, maskholes.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

I am literally crying laughing. pic.twitter.com/k7ur1dDt6S — Noam Blum (@neontaster) March 4, 2021 Accepts no substitutes for Elizabeth Arden Salon. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)  

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Midday Palate Cleanser

now this lil mf was MOVING! 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/I4EM4jhUdF — T R E Y ⚡️ 3 K (@Trey3K__) March 23, 2021 Laps-dog, I’d say! Anyway, I’d switch li’l Indy500 to decaf. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Bad Tattoos, Cont.

Today is International Puppy Day! How did you celebrate? This guy had an excellent plan! “And he was never laid again.” (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis — Send in your nominations for Bad Tattoos to Tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com. … Continue reading

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Saturday Palate Cleanser

Living rent-free in my head forever pic.twitter.com/f1i4PKce1u — Lara (@garbagebby) March 17, 2021 You gotta make your own kind of music.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Because you want to see a cockatoo flirt with an owl and the owl not having any of it. pic.twitter.com/JN0vThPgMD — Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) March 15, 2021 Even birds think other birds are jerks.

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Sunday Palate Cleanser

Me, when I'm in a vegan restaurant 😅 pic.twitter.com/4pznXRUTa2 — т є ʀ є 😎 (@beatshoney) February 21, 2021 You and me, Doxie, let’s go get a burger!

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Saturday Palate Cleanser

Time for treats! pic.twitter.com/sr9LBI4gkg — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 12, 2021 I totally want to help them hand out these treats on Halloween! (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

I’d totally watch tennis if this became a thing.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Sweet Jeebus! Didn’t you mugs learn to never get your Mogwai wet?! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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