Category Archives: dogs

Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on April 5, 2021 by tengrain

#MondayVibes pic.twitter.com/9QzwedeVpH — The Dodo (@dodo) April 5, 2021 Otto is here to enforce social distancing, maskholes.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on April 1, 2021 by tengrain

I am literally crying laughing. pic.twitter.com/k7ur1dDt6S — Noam Blum (@neontaster) March 4, 2021 Accepts no substitutes for Elizabeth Arden Salon. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)  

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on March 25, 2021 by tengrain

now this lil mf was MOVING! 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/I4EM4jhUdF — T R E Y ⚡️ 3 K (@Trey3K__) March 23, 2021 Laps-dog, I’d say! Anyway, I’d switch li’l Indy500 to decaf. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Bad Tattoos, Cont.

Posted on March 23, 2021 by tengrain

Today is International Puppy Day! How did you celebrate? This guy had an excellent plan! “And he was never laid again.” (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis — Send in your nominations for Bad Tattoos to Tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com. … Continue reading →

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Saturday Palate Cleanser

Posted on March 20, 2021 by tengrain

Living rent-free in my head forever pic.twitter.com/f1i4PKce1u — Lara (@garbagebby) March 17, 2021 You gotta make your own kind of music.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on March 18, 2021 by tengrain

Because you want to see a cockatoo flirt with an owl and the owl not having any of it. pic.twitter.com/JN0vThPgMD — Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) March 15, 2021 Even birds think other birds are jerks.

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Sunday Palate Cleanser

Posted on March 14, 2021 by tengrain

Me, when I'm in a vegan restaurant 😅 pic.twitter.com/4pznXRUTa2 — т є ʀ є 😎 (@beatshoney) February 21, 2021 You and me, Doxie, let’s go get a burger!

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Saturday Palate Cleanser

Posted on March 13, 2021 by tengrain

Time for treats! pic.twitter.com/sr9LBI4gkg — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 12, 2021 I totally want to help them hand out these treats on Halloween! (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on March 11, 2021 by tengrain

I’d totally watch tennis if this became a thing.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on March 10, 2021 by tengrain

Sweet Jeebus! Didn’t you mugs learn to never get your Mogwai wet?! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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