Category Archives: cats

Well, actually, her name is Butters, but point taken. (Halloween Cats, cont.)

Hipster cats are the best cats.

“As the plague of hoomins ends, I will warm my soul watching the world return to ashes and tears, and the wailing of the damned. Bring-on the Harvest of Souls, let the tyranny of blood begin.” –Princess Twinkydink (Halloween Cat … Continue reading →

“Your doom won’t be swift, but it will be exquisite, and every drop of blood will be celebrated, cherished, a sacrament to the Masters of the Night.” — Pepper (Halloween Cats cont.)

“My soul is dark and damned, and your flesh tastes like chicken. Tonight, I feast and slake my bloody thirst on your doom.” — Snowball (Halloween Cats, cont.)

“I am your nightmare made flesh, the demon of the night, and with my hordes of the damned beneath the dark moon, the time of tyranny and blood has arrived.” — Cupcake

“Very funny, hoomin. Oh, I’ll leave you a pile of candy.”

“Generic cat food?”

LOOK OUT! It’s right behind you! GAAAH!