Category Archives: cats

“Hello? Dominoes?

Cats getting ready to go to work… “Oh, crap, my hoomin is home. Gotta get on all fours and act cute again.”

“Wait…” “When the hoomin falls asleep, we will feast like kings, Stan.”

“A little privacy, please!” “Jealous much? If you could do this, you’d never leave the house again.”

“Does this basket make my ass look big?” Don’t answer, Scissorheads! It’s a trap!

“OCCUPIED!!!” “A little privacy, please, for my morning ablution.”

“Imma be next big innernet star!” “It’s ON, Maru!”

Game of Cats looks like a compelling program. “Who needs a freakin’ dragon?!”

“Meow.”

“I do not need exercise.” “Hoomin, this is not going to look good on your annual review.”