Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks

Midday Palate Cleanser

“27 Fillet-o-Fish sandwiches, large fries, and a Diet Coke, please.” (I really want to rub his tummy.)

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Beware of goose-stepping jerks. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Just a parrot at the vets pleased about his recovery pic.twitter.com/tnknOkbrla — Ben Phillips (@benphillips76) December 5, 2020 Sure, he’s a jerk, but he’s got sweet dance moves, and chicks dig him.

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Hope he’s heading to the Oval Office to say goodbye to Prznint Stupid.

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actual footage of me tweeting pic.twitter.com/RFHtjs2oOc — Living Morganism šŸŒ± (@ok_girlfriend) November 14, 2020 QED Bitchez, thems is jerks! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Sunday Palate Cleanser

Angry Birds is real, yo!

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TOO HONKINā€™ COLD pic.twitter.com/zEOGc3w6fL — Animal Life (@animalIife) November 10, 2020 [Closed Captioning for the hearing impaired] “Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.” (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Sunday Palate Cleanser

See? Even Jerks think that puppers are cute! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)    

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Parrots in wildlife park moved after swearing at visitors Five parrots have been removed from public view at a British wildlife park after they started swearing at customers. The foul-mouthed birds were split up after they launched a number of … Continue reading

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