Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks

Midday Palate Cleansers

Behold, the majesty of the eagle. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Crime Blotter

Police are looking for an ‘aggressive chicken’ terrorizing bank customers in Louisiana I’m telling ya, Birds are jerks. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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Sunday Palate Cleanser

Look at that heroic dog herding jerks. Also: DUCKIES!!! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Maybe Smokey is hatching eggs? “Buuuuuuuuurp!” Maybe not.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Scissorhead Redhand brings us a greatest hits mixtape of jerks annoying cats, and at 10 minutes it’s a perfect lunchtime treat while you enjoy a PB&J.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Sheltering in place is tough when your neighbors are jerks. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

This morning's mental health must: what a penguin weigh-in looks—and sounds—like: pic.twitter.com/p7Ogz9HZLP — Alexandra Rosas (@GDRPempress) April 4, 2020 I gotta admit, I like watching those jerks hop off the scale. Cracked me up.

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Sunday Palate Cleanser

Sunny with a greater-than-average chance of jerks. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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How To Tell These Jerks Apart (Bonus Palate Cleanser)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

oh my god, the chicago aquarium closed due to coronavirus, so they let the penguins run around and check out the other exhibits. (staff was present.) pic.twitter.com/YGa8CugymE — Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) March 16, 2020 No Fair! Look at those jerks! … Continue reading

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