Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks

Midday Palate Cleanser

That laugh made my Thursday pic.twitter.com/5t355wHFCu — jonathan slater (@joslater37) May 19, 2022 Hat tip to @Not_Giovanna_OK on Twitter who sent this on with the precise and accurate note, “more birds being dicks”. We’re getting the word out, Scissorheads, that … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Birds are jerks is now part of Bad Signs history! What jerks!

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“Bring me a sammich and a beer!”

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Saturday Palate Cleanser

It’s the weekend, when jerks put on their crocs – This heron just got a new pair of crocs.. pic.twitter.com/jJWGkSWR6A — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) April 5, 2022   (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

I submit into evidence that Birds Are Jerks: Trying to catch a woodpecker.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/irVFq8FZqm — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) April 5, 2022 (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Scissorheads, we are EVERYWHERE even at champion sportzball events last night: pic.twitter.com/1ubUDkcK6w — Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) April 5, 2022 Just sayin’.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Whoop -Whoop-Whoop! Penguin jumps into a dinghy to escape a pod of orcas.. pic.twitter.com/XRNvHSq1A9 — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 28, 2022 Did you see that jerk deny the Orca his lunch? What a jerk! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

That sound.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/HYtXo2bFDq — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 26, 2022 Jerks Burglars!? I shoulda known they would turn to a life of crime! also: SQUEEE! Duckies! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Birds Are Jerks, As Proven By Science

Scissorhead Purplehead informs us that the WaPo has listened to us (of course they have!) and put their finest reporters on the beat to determine: Which birds are the biggest jerks at the feeder? A massive data analysis reveals the … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Just trying to help pic.twitter.com/SNnqahhijU — jonathan slater (@slater_jona) March 23, 2022 One of life’s mysteries is solved. Will this work for other jerks?

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