Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks

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I submit into evidence that geese are jerks.  

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Bad Signs, Cont.

I bet that thuggish goose put up the sign, too. You’ve been warned!

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Bad Signs, Cont.

It’s true, you know. Their little legs barely can reach the pedals.

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“Don’t judge!,” Red squawked, “Holidays, right?”

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That little jerk is trying to smother the hoomin one feather at a time! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)  

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The Queen, a Northern Cardinal, flew over to me on a cold and windy morning. She landed by my boots while I grabbed some snacks for her. She goes with her usual combo, a peanut and a suet nugget. pic.twitter.com/3F6Cpltuvs … Continue reading

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Even jerks like Monty Python. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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‘As God is my witness…’

This is probably as much of a Thanksgiving tradition as the turkey itself: WKRP in Cincinnati, 1978. The script of the famous scene is worth reading, just to get the nuance and pacing: Les Nessman: I’m here with hundreds of … Continue reading

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I mean, showers have the best acoustics.. 😂 Sound on pic.twitter.com/1E9PYvAoNS — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 8, 2022 The Flight of the Valkyrie should have been that jerk’s opera selection. (Hat tip: so many of you that I lost track)

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What a great video! 😂👍🏼 pic.twitter.com/oCfhcPbwhe — Avios Adventurer 🇬🇧🇿🇦🇹🇷🇰🇭 (@aviosAdventurer) November 5, 2022 Look at that jerk trying to get a free ride! Buy a ticket like everyone else, jerk! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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