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Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks
The dessert artist got the essence of his/her subject right, at least. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)
Dogs just wanna have fun, but birds are jerks.
Scissorhead Purplehead asks us which is the bigger jerk: the Chicken or the Cat? The answer of course is whoever chose that wallpaper, probably some hoomin.
Birds are jerks, even to other birds. In related news, Axios morning thingie tells us the obvious news that Dog People Are Happier Than Cat People!!! Dog owners were much happier than cat owners in the respected General Social Survey … Continue reading
That duck is gonna need some therapy after reading that sign. (Hat tip: @NamelessCynic on the Tweeters)
Joking bird🐦🐶😂 pic.twitter.com/cSYjkLZVNE — 🇺🇸🦁L𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎🦁🇺🇸 (@Liona005) March 30, 2019 As if more proof is needed: Birds are jerks. (Hat tip: Secret Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the electric Twitter.)
Man, everyone is attacking Mr. Mueller.
Flappy puffin “Worst. Flight. Simulator. Ever.” — Puffy
“Why did the jerk cross the road?” (OK, in fairness, as Scissorhead Purplehead notes, the Turkey is a very responsible crossing guard. But those jerks are crossing a solid, double yellow line.)
Now we know why they fly.