Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks

Saturday Palate Cleanser

Posted on February 16, 2019 by

Even cats agree that birds are jerks.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on February 12, 2019 by

Well, the fish-cutter is a patriot feeding the eagle, but the bird is still a jerk. In related news, Wildlife center will name salmon for your ex, feed it to a bear. Gonna need more bears, methinks.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on February 7, 2019 by

Scissorhead Purplehead, friend of birds everywhere, submits into evidence this Tweet (and video) with the contravening conclusion that birds are NOT jerks: The man in the video saved the life of the condor who fell from the nest as a … Continue reading →

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on February 1, 2019 by

Dine and dash! “The fries could use more salt.” (Come’on say it with me: “Birds are jerks!”)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on January 31, 2019 by

OK, this duck is pretty great. But birds are still jerks!

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on January 30, 2019 by

Even the cute ones that do not fly are jerks.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on January 29, 2019 by

Look at that jerk wasting all that water! (Hat tip to bird-defender Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on January 28, 2019 by

confidence is everything pic.twitter.com/NxVpkoNYVU — Benjamin Franklin (@benFranklin2018) January 27, 2019 Even cattle know that birds are jerks. Especially geese.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on January 15, 2019 by

55 ducks crossing the road pic.twitter.com/DGNWYKEHGu — Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) January 13, 2019 To Get To The Other Side! (It was a jerk move, but I still love duckies. I would have been Squee’ing IRL if I were in … Continue reading →

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on January 3, 2019 by

“Gonna be good eats tonight!” Birds are thieves AND jerks.

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