Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks

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When you're on the phone but an emu won't leave you alone 不 #GentleBarnLife pic.twitter.com/peW451YFRl — The Gentle Barn (@TheGentleBarn) January 13, 2020 “Dad, are you off the phone yet? Dad, I need to use the phone! Dad…” Emu: the … Continue reading

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Jerks in the News Deputies discover cries for help were coming from playful parrot OK, the owner is a jerk. But still! And in related news, Scissorhead MDavis alerts us to our new hero, the octopus who thinks birds are … Continue reading

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So much trouble in the world, I’ll just get some nice and refreshing… HEY!

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Oh, man, Penguins are jerks, too?! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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Evi y覺k覺lan Papaan'覺n inan覺lmaz tepkisi… pic.twitter.com/exdWoItMIO — Kahraman 屢 (@KahramanMemis) January 2, 2020 I need to take cussing lessons from this jerk. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead who remembers that my annual NYE resolution is to learn to curse with authenticity.)

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“I just know that Jerk is out there somewhere, taunting me.” (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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“JERK ON MIRROR IS CLOSER THAN IT APPEARS”

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Im now positive that people who claim to have seen aliens have actually just seen baby owls. pic.twitter.com/CAr65NG9qR — Daniel Holland (@DannyDutch) November 14, 2019 The Truth is out there… birds are jerks. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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This parrot jumps on her favorite cat's back whenever she wants to go for a walk with him pic.twitter.com/XQFczJ0bIK — The Dodo (@dodo) November 11, 2019 You might see it as a friendship, but the Cat Council sees it … Continue reading

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“No happy ending?” (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead who found it via Cutetropolis)

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