Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks
In her next life, that cat will be a bird. In her previous life, she was a bird, I might add. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
Look at that jerk!
Can this friendship be saved? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
Look at those jerks keeping someone away from their coffee! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
“Do you mind? I’m trying to work here!”
“Of course they are yours, Prince. Why do you ask?”
Bird don’t give a fuck. “I’m not your dancing monkey, hoomin! Imma my own jerk!”
Look at that jerk! Couldn’t Buffy-the-Egg Layer (see what I did there?) get a Lyft like everyone else? No, she couldn’t, she’d rather have some hoomin peddle her over hill and dale. Jerk. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead, who is valiantly … Continue reading
This jerk shoving wrapping paper up its butt is tellingly called Agrapornus roseicollus, from the latin for rosie-assed evidence-shredder, and you don’t want to let it near your spank bank, gents. But I’m only guessing, of course. It is the … Continue reading
I’m kinda on Team Bird for this one.