Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks

Cheaps

The dessert artist got the essence of his/her subject right, at least. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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Saturday Palate Cleanser

  Dogs just wanna have fun, but birds are jerks.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Scissorhead Purplehead asks us which is the bigger jerk: the Chicken or the Cat? The answer of course is whoever chose that wallpaper, probably some hoomin.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Birds are jerks, even to other birds. In related news, Axios morning thingie tells us the obvious news that Dog People Are Happier Than Cat People!!! Dog owners were much happier than cat owners in the respected General Social Survey … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

That duck is gonna need some therapy after reading that sign. (Hat tip: @NamelessCynic on the Tweeters)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Joking bird🐦🐶😂 pic.twitter.com/cSYjkLZVNE — 🇺🇸🦁L𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎🦁🇺🇸 (@Liona005) March 30, 2019 As if more proof is needed: Birds are jerks. (Hat tip: Secret Scissorhead @NamelessCynic on the electric Twitter.)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Man, everyone is attacking Mr. Mueller.

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Flappy puffin “Worst. Flight. Simulator. Ever.” — Puffy

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“Why did the jerk cross the road?” (OK, in fairness, as Scissorhead Purplehead notes, the Turkey is a very responsible crossing guard. But those jerks are crossing a solid, double yellow line.)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Now we know why they fly.

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