Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks
Even cats agree that birds are jerks.
Well, the fish-cutter is a patriot feeding the eagle, but the bird is still a jerk. In related news, Wildlife center will name salmon for your ex, feed it to a bear. Gonna need more bears, methinks.
Scissorhead Purplehead, friend of birds everywhere, submits into evidence this Tweet (and video) with the contravening conclusion that birds are NOT jerks: The man in the video saved the life of the condor who fell from the nest as a … Continue reading
Dine and dash! “The fries could use more salt.” (Come’on say it with me: “Birds are jerks!”)
OK, this duck is pretty great. But birds are still jerks!
Even the cute ones that do not fly are jerks.
Look at that jerk wasting all that water! (Hat tip to bird-defender Scissorhead Purplehead)
confidence is everything pic.twitter.com/NxVpkoNYVU — Benjamin Franklin (@benFranklin2018) January 27, 2019 Even cattle know that birds are jerks. Especially geese.
55 ducks crossing the road pic.twitter.com/DGNWYKEHGu — Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) January 13, 2019 To Get To The Other Side! (It was a jerk move, but I still love duckies. I would have been Squee’ing IRL if I were in … Continue reading
“Gonna be good eats tonight!” Birds are thieves AND jerks.