Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks

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Even cats agree that birds are jerks.

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Well, the fish-cutter is a patriot feeding the eagle, but the bird is still a jerk. In related news, Wildlife center will name salmon for your ex, feed it to a bear. Gonna need more bears, methinks.

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Scissorhead Purplehead, friend of birds everywhere, submits into evidence this Tweet (and video) with the contravening conclusion that birds are NOT jerks: The man in the video saved the life of the condor who fell from the nest as a … Continue reading

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Dine and dash! “The fries could use more salt.” (Come’on say it with me: “Birds are jerks!”)

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OK, this duck is pretty great. But birds are still jerks!

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Even the cute ones that do not fly are jerks.

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Look at that jerk wasting all that water! (Hat tip to bird-defender Scissorhead Purplehead)

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confidence is everything pic.twitter.com/NxVpkoNYVU — Benjamin Franklin (@benFranklin2018) January 27, 2019 Even cattle know that birds are jerks. Especially geese.

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55 ducks crossing the road pic.twitter.com/DGNWYKEHGu — Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) January 13, 2019 To Get To The Other Side! (It was a jerk move, but I still love duckies. I would have been Squee’ing IRL if I were in … Continue reading

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“Gonna be good eats tonight!” Birds are thieves AND jerks.

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