Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks

Midday Palate Cleanser

If you’ve already seen a parrot singing Led Zeppelin today just keep on scrolling…pic.twitter.com/UjewCOflIx — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) January 18, 2021 That jerk thinks he’s Robert Plant? But on the positive side, he could skip the stairs and fly to … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

The beautiful mountain bluebird. pic.twitter.com/lzi5zk6ZYZ — A Book of Rather Strange Animals (@StrangeAnimaIs) January 14, 2021 “Gimme some gummy worms or Imma hold my breath until I turn blue, Momma!”

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Sunday Palate Cleanser

Look at that little yellow jerk chasing the hoomin! What a jerk! (Also: SQUEEE! Duckies!) (H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

this dog mocking a Corgi has me in tears pic.twitter.com/EnV0f9uI8I — YELLA ENCHANTED (@chantshmant) January 2, 2021 Kid brothers, amiright? (Also, today is National Jerk Day, er, Bird Day. This essay on magpies is really a great read, even if … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Loretta knows that birds are jerks. (I’d still like to know the story, tho. It’s gotta be good.)

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Sunday Palate Cleanser

“You and me, babe.”  

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Look at those jerks treating their mom like a minivan! “Don’t make me pull over, Billy!”

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“27 Fillet-o-Fish sandwiches, large fries, and a Diet Coke, please.” (I really want to rub his tummy.)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Beware of goose-stepping jerks. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Just a parrot at the vets pleased about his recovery pic.twitter.com/tnknOkbrla — Ben Phillips (@benphillips76) December 5, 2020 Sure, he’s a jerk, but he’s got sweet dance moves, and chicks dig him.

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