Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks

Saturday Palate Cleanser

In her next life, that cat will be a bird. In her previous life, she was a bird, I might add. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

  Look at that jerk!

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Can this friendship be saved? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Look at those jerks keeping someone away from their coffee! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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Saturday Palate Cleanser

“Do you mind? I’m trying to work here!”

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“Of course they are yours, Prince. Why do you ask?”

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Bird don’t give a fuck. “I’m not your dancing monkey, hoomin! Imma my own jerk!”

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Midday Palate Cleanser

Look at that jerk! Couldn’t Buffy-the-Egg Layer (see what I did there?) get a Lyft like everyone else? No, she couldn’t, she’d rather have some hoomin peddle her over hill and dale. Jerk. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead, who is valiantly … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

This jerk shoving wrapping paper up its butt is tellingly called Agrapornus roseicollus, from the latin for rosie-assed evidence-shredder, and you don’t want to let it near your spank bank, gents. But I’m only guessing, of course. It is the … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

I’m kinda on Team Bird for this one.

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