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If you’ve already seen a parrot singing Led Zeppelin today just keep on scrolling…pic.twitter.com/UjewCOflIx — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) January 18, 2021 That jerk thinks he’s Robert Plant? But on the positive side, he could skip the stairs and fly to … Continue reading
The beautiful mountain bluebird. pic.twitter.com/lzi5zk6ZYZ — A Book of Rather Strange Animals (@StrangeAnimaIs) January 14, 2021 “Gimme some gummy worms or Imma hold my breath until I turn blue, Momma!”
Look at that little yellow jerk chasing the hoomin! What a jerk! (Also: SQUEEE! Duckies!) (H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)
this dog mocking a Corgi has me in tears pic.twitter.com/EnV0f9uI8I — YELLA ENCHANTED (@chantshmant) January 2, 2021 Kid brothers, amiright? (Also, today is National Jerk Day, er, Bird Day. This essay on magpies is really a great read, even if … Continue reading
Loretta knows that birds are jerks. (I’d still like to know the story, tho. It’s gotta be good.)
“You and me, babe.”
Look at those jerks treating their mom like a minivan! “Don’t make me pull over, Billy!”
“27 Fillet-o-Fish sandwiches, large fries, and a Diet Coke, please.” (I really want to rub his tummy.)
Beware of goose-stepping jerks. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
Just a parrot at the vets pleased about his recovery pic.twitter.com/tnknOkbrla — Ben Phillips (@benphillips76) December 5, 2020 Sure, he’s a jerk, but he’s got sweet dance moves, and chicks dig him.