Category Archives: Birds Are Jerks
That laugh made my Thursday pic.twitter.com/5t355wHFCu — jonathan slater (@joslater37) May 19, 2022 Hat tip to @Not_Giovanna_OK on Twitter who sent this on with the precise and accurate note, “more birds being dicks”. We’re getting the word out, Scissorheads, that … Continue reading
Birds are jerks is now part of Bad Signs history! What jerks!
“Bring me a sammich and a beer!”
It’s the weekend, when jerks put on their crocs – This heron just got a new pair of crocs.. pic.twitter.com/jJWGkSWR6A — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) April 5, 2022 (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
I submit into evidence that Birds Are Jerks: Trying to catch a woodpecker.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/irVFq8FZqm — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) April 5, 2022 (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
Scissorheads, we are EVERYWHERE even at champion sportzball events last night: pic.twitter.com/1ubUDkcK6w — Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) April 5, 2022 Just sayin’.
Whoop -Whoop-Whoop! Penguin jumps into a dinghy to escape a pod of orcas.. pic.twitter.com/XRNvHSq1A9 — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 28, 2022 Did you see that jerk deny the Orca his lunch? What a jerk! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
That sound.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/HYtXo2bFDq — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 26, 2022 Jerks Burglars!? I shoulda known they would turn to a life of crime! also: SQUEEE! Duckies! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
Scissorhead Purplehead informs us that the WaPo has listened to us (of course they have!) and put their finest reporters on the beat to determine: Which birds are the biggest jerks at the feeder? A massive data analysis reveals the … Continue reading
Just trying to help pic.twitter.com/SNnqahhijU — jonathan slater (@slater_jona) March 23, 2022 One of life’s mysteries is solved. Will this work for other jerks?