Category Archives: Palate Cleansers
Memorial weekend starts NOW! “Hey baby, come in. The water is fine, but not as fine as you.”
Personally, I don’t believe in Hell, and I certainly don’t believe that dogs would ever go there. That said…
“Today, I mastered fire!” It’s only a matter of time before we hoomins are on that stick.
“Nothing. Just hanging out. Whatsupwitchoo, Hoomin?”
I hope that the piggy also does windows, I totally could use some help around the Hut.
Move over, Alexa! The electric cat is here, but all it orders is tuna and revenge.
Frank was not the smartest dog in the litter. “I finally caught it, Ed!”
I submit into evidence: “IT IS THE DAYTIME, HECTOR. THE DAY. WHEN I SLEEP. WHAT THE FUCK.” pic.twitter.com/BQSeJTEqSr — Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) January 6, 2018 Birds are jerks.
We are all this bear. Been there, done that. Usually with ice cream. (Hat tip: Scissorhead @tansygeek on the electric Twitter machine.)
Captain Ahab’s cat.