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Yummie.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/FLmQsmtUaf — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) December 2, 2021 “Tomato soup would not be unwelcomed.”
(📸 @Todd2177) pic.twitter.com/WOrnHrTAtG — cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) December 1, 2021 I’ll take mine black. (So that’s why they like boxes. It all makes sense now.)
“Your phone is one of us now” pic.twitter.com/EbOZwoeY3r — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 29, 2021 You ever try to take a phone away from teen?
I submit into evidence the following proof that birds are jerks: Bet you weren't expecting this wake-up call! You're not hearing things, our resident lyrebird Echo has the AMAZING ability to replicate a variety of calls – including a baby's … Continue reading
Be brave..Be brave..🐶💉 pic.twitter.com/VDco50vO37 — 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) November 17, 2021 Now THAT is an emotional support dog! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
Richard Gere & John Travolta pic.twitter.com/IDONfT667V — Joaquim Campa (@JoaquimCampa) November 22, 2021 The full thread is pretty great and weirdly accurate.
Then it’s settled: I’m coming back as a dog. https://t.co/iDwo6s1Fpv — Tengrain’s Copper Pan ✂️ (@Tengrain) November 28, 2021
H/T Scissorhead Purplehead
Pro tip: I know some of you are putting up your X-Mas trees this weekend.
“So we agree then? No more hiding eggs unless we get a cut of the chocolate sales, capice?”