Category Archives: Palate Cleansers
“Brush my hair…” “…and you’re dead.”
“I’m telling you, Max…” “…this is genius! We’ll never have to go to the vet again!”
“Have you tried the new burger place yet?” “Yeah, the ambiance isn’t much, but I flipped over the food.” (Hat tip: Scissorhead Pupienus Maximus)
“Whaddya mean…” “…I hog the covers?”
This cat could take on Predator without mud.
“I don’t understand. What are you accusing me of…” “…the entire litter is yours.” Oh, more Republican Family Values here.
“Let’s just record this as two cats in one tree, OK?”
Looks like State Fair season has taken a new direction. “Oh, gross! What part of doggie kisses do you NOT understand, hoomin?” (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
When dogs love to go for car rides… “I’m gonna go to the park with or without you!”