Category Archives: NRO

Doughy Swings… and Misses

World’s Best Son® and legacy hire Jonah Goldberg writing in the NRO (the most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the Information Super Highway) about Bill Clinton’s big DNC speech about Hillary last night: The simple fact is that everyone expects … Continue reading

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More Idiots Spouting Off About Guns

There’s been a disturbance in The Farce, er, National Review, and yet another Tory, Charles C.W. Cooke (alas, CW, does not stand for Country Western) is telling we Americans tut-tut, and giving us the old what-for, don’t you know: President Obama today … Continue reading

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Breaking!

(Almost) Always Wrong Bill Kristol’s stealth candidate for the 2016 Goat Rodeo is… wait for it… …the National Review’s David French. And to take his act from comedy to art, he leaked it to Mark Halperin in the Pantheon of … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Correction

Rumors that Ted Cruz has friends have been greatly exaggerated. @NRO Correction. pic.twitter.com/T1SaZdhq3r — Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) March 8, 2016 I guess all those stories of the GOP lining up behind Ayatollah Ted are, um, premature?

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60 Years of The National Review (One or Two Lumps of Stupid, Oh Hell Take The Whole Bowl)

Scissorhead Thunder alerted us last night to the existence, of, well, this: …which is so jaw-droppingly horrific I swore it was a parody, but it was sincere: they produced it. Maggie Thatcher and the Pope doing the can-can at the … Continue reading

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NRO Rescues ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® From Himself!

The Pantheon of Dunces NRO, the intellectually dishonest rest stop on the information super highway, sees that ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush® is being savaged by the elite liberal press for his imbecilic “Stuff Happens” quote, and Ian Tuttle has a … Continue reading

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Even a Blind Squirrel Can Find A Nut, But Bill Kristol Still Can’t Find His Ass With Both Hands And A Flashlight

As every liberal blogger with his/her salt will tell you, there is no one more consistently wrong than Bloody Bill Kristol, and while I could go into great lengths detailing it, conveniently the most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the … Continue reading

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Superman V. Mighty Mouse: The NRO Speculates

I did it again. (Fair warning! The link goes to white power pamphlet National Review Online, the most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the Information Super Highway.) I visited the NRO for giggles to see how the perpetually loose screws … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Maggie Gallagher

Wedding Bell Blues Even though no one asked her to attend a same-sex marriage, founder of the National Organization for Marriage and notorious unwed mother Maggie Gallagher declines the invitation. But then she gives the happy couple a present anyway: … Continue reading

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2-Drink Minimum: The Comedy Stylings of Jonah Goldberg

Why do I even look at the NRO (the most intellectually dishonest rest-stop on the information superhighway)? Oh, that’s right! So I can see what would-be public intellectual, legacy hire, and the Worlds Best Son is pontificating about today. And … Continue reading

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