Category Archives: Nepotism Today

Stinker, Stainer, Jewelry Sales, Spy

CBS News tells us that Hair Führer Donald Trump is trying to get National Security clearances for Udsay, Qudsay, The Princess and her Pea: The Trump team has asked the White House to explore the possibility of getting his children … Continue reading

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A Liz Cheney Update: The Win-Win Scenario

The most famous sibling rivalry of our times between the most important Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history, maybe ever Liz Cheney and her sister Mary continues! When last we left Liz, she … Continue reading

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Teh Stuuuupid, it buuuuuuuuurns

The Death of the Media Luke Russert is exhibit A for the reason nepotism needs to be routed out in all of its forms; some J-school graduate was deprived of his rightful career for Timmeh’s foof son to opine on … Continue reading

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Today in Nepotism

Hey guys, remember that time during the The 2012 Goat Rodeo when The Stench told a group of people that he was unemployed, too? He thought it was a winning gambit to show the poors that he was on their … Continue reading

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And here it comes: Another Bush

“George P. Bush, a nephew of former President George W. Bush and a son of former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, has filed paperwork with the Texas Ethics Commission, seemingly in preparation for a run for local or statewide office.” This … Continue reading

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Oh, noes! Liz Cheney says…

…The Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby has abandoned our imaginary allies in Czechoslovakia (which has not existed since 1992. See Walesa, Lech): Because there is no lie too small nor apparently too big for Liz Cheney (THE MOST IMPORTANT DEPUTY … Continue reading

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Goodbye Ben, we hardly knew ye

Former pornographer–who got his mother’s looks and his father’s brains–Ben Quayle lost his re-election primary last night following his now-infamous late-night swim in the Sea of Galilee, of which he alleges to have done only to scoop up some water … Continue reading

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Mooselini: Winning Hearts and Minds

I don’t watch the teevee machine, and so I have missed out on the bump and grind that America’s Favorite Abstinence Educator and Unwed Teenage Mother, Bristol Palin does every week to sell cornflakes and whatnot for her corporate sponsor. … Continue reading

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First review of Soylent Blonde’s book is in: meh

Ultimately, if you were a HUGE fan of the 2008 campaign, the book is worth a skim. It’s not a crime that she wrote it, though it often feels like a misdemeanor reading it. Who woulda thunk that Little Miss … Continue reading

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How to get a job, the Luke Russert Way From the NYTimes: Luke Russert, son of Tim Russert, the “Meet the Press” host who died in 2008, was an intern at City Hall during summer 2007. In an interview, Mr. Russert said that he juggled two internships that … Continue reading

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