Category Archives: Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio

Stable Genius Takes Firm Stand on Undermining His Own Deal

Jeebus, here we go again: “US president Donald Trump has said American firms are allowed to continue trading with Huawei, in an apparent concession after initial discussions with Chinese president Xi Jinping.” You may recall that in May of this … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio! Man of Destiny!

Marco Rubio sprang from his bed, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and declared that indeed, Today is the Day I will Be a Man of Destiny! And thus, he rushed to Fox News to pen an editorial that will surely stand the test … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio, Man of Destiny! (Part Infinity)

As regular readers and Good Scissorheads know, Mock Paper Scissors believes every morning Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of … Continue reading

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UPDATED: The National Emergency That Isn’t

Today is the day that Nancy Pelosi will hold a vote to rebuke Prznint Stupid for declaring a national emergency at the border. It is expected to easily be passed by the House and then splat onto amply be-chinned Mitch … Continue reading

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Rubio Releases Statement on Trump’s Usurping Power

Regular readers know that MPS is firmly of the belief that each morning, Sen. Marco Rubio springs out of bed saying that “Today I will become a man of Destiny!” and each night after brushing his teeth and putting on … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio, Man of Destiny!

As regular readers and good Scissorheads know, our belief is that every morning Marco Rubio wakes up and declares to the face in the mirror that “Today Will Be Different, Today I Will Be A Man of Destiny! ” And … Continue reading

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Brave, Brave L’il Marco Rubio Speaks!

The position of MPS is that every morning Marco Rubio gets up, full of vim and vigor and declares that today is the day that he is going to be the Man of Destiny that he was born to be. … Continue reading

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Tomorrow is Another Day, Marco.

As regular readers know, I believe that every morning Marco Rubio wakes up, enthusiastic that today, finally, he will be the heroic man that he thinks he should be, and then rude reality comes along and his soul shrivels and … Continue reading

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Pinocchio, Revisted

I have this mental image that every morning Marco Rubio looks into the bathroom mirror as he’s shaving and he says to himself, “Today will be different. Today I will have a spine.” And today, his spine let him down. … Continue reading

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‘I Wonder What Rubio Thinks’ Said No One, Ever

This editorial from Rubio’s hometown paper lays bare Rubio’s venal Family Leave Act. It’s a pretty great read. As you might expect, Rubio has the worst solution for a real problem, but how bad it is, well, it’s breath-taking.

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