Category Archives: Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio

News That Will Drive You To Drink (The 2024 Goat Rodeo Is Shaping Up!)

Happy Hour News Guys, Big Gulp is putting on his big boy pants and positioning hisself for the 2024 Goat Rodeo! After the 2020 election, Republicans need to rebrand their party as the champions of working-class voters and steer away … Continue reading

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Saturday News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, pays his respects. marco rubio's tweet about john … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess Of Irony, Laughed So Hard, Well, You Know

We live is strange times, and Eiron is working overtime. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Karla)

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Marco Apologizes for Typo, Makes New One

I apologize for the typo. I meant to type stupid rumors about marital law not marshall law My bad https://t.co/vK5ED6M98r — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) March 16, 2020 I guess the Rubios are divorcing? Developing…

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America Comforted: Sen. Rubio Assures Us ‘No Marshall Law’

Oh, dear: Please stop spreading stupid rumors about marshall law. COMPLETELY FALSE We will continue to see closings & restrictions on hours of non-essential businesses in certain cities & states. But that is NOT marshall law. — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) … Continue reading

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Good Sanitation Practices, Yo!

On #CoronavirusOutbreak #COVIDー19 its not a time to panic. But it is a time to take it serious and get it right. pic.twitter.com/vZf1KzbSxy — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) February 26, 2020 And for Dawg’s sake, don’t be Li’l Marco, who is … Continue reading

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More on Revenge

Sen. Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, tells us that having Col. Vindman frog-marched out of his job … Continue reading

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I Cannot Stop Laughing

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, decided to tell us why he is gonna let the mango-hued shitgibbon … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Takes Firm Stand on Undermining His Own Deal

Jeebus, here we go again: “US president Donald Trump has said American firms are allowed to continue trading with Huawei, in an apparent concession after initial discussions with Chinese president Xi Jinping.” You may recall that in May of this … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio! Man of Destiny!

Marco Rubio sprang from his bed, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and declared that indeed, Today is the Day I will Be a Man of Destiny! And thus, he rushed to Fox News to pen an editorial that will surely stand the test … Continue reading

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