Category Archives: Grandpa Walnuts

Grandpa Walnuts Teaches Us How To Throw Shade

“One aspect of the [Vietnam War] by the way that I will never ever countenance is that we drafted the lowest income level of America and the highest income level found a doctor that would say that they had a … Continue reading

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Schrödinger’s Senator Does The Maths

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, the senator from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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Grandpa Walnuts Used The Enigma Machine Again

Grandpa Walnuts had sumpin’ to Straight Talk Express to us: To abandon the ideals we have advanced around the globe, to refuse the obligations of international leadership for the sake of some half-baked, spurious nationalism cooked up by people who … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) The Heathers Lunch Time-style Poll

Hey you guys, did you know that Comrade Preznint Stupid is going west next week? It’s true! he’s flying to the terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan to have a rally of some kind, and we need to know what you … Continue reading

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The Summary

John McCain finished the bidness that he started when he returned to the Senate and voted to begin the debate: last night he killed the ACA repeal (for now). You probably can find a breath-by-breath account in whatever news source … Continue reading

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, Healthcare Reform, Healthcare Repeal | 4 Comments

No Joke: McCain Has Brain Cancer

In all seriousness, we wish Sen. John McCain well. He’s up against an aggressive cancer —the kind that finally killed Ted Kennedy and Beau Biden— and it will likely be the last battle for that ornery, old basta’. Grandpa Walnuts’ … Continue reading

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Honor Amongst Thieves, Cont.

So a member of the Republican National Committee wishes Sen. John McCain would "just f***ing die already." 🤔 pic.twitter.com/F7HohUNNME — Jesse Hathaway (@JesseInOH) July 17, 2017 Wow. Talk about waking up with fleas. Even Grandpa Walnuts deserves better than this.

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Get Well, Walnuts!

We truly wish Sen. John McCain well. Last night, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell announced that due to McCain’s blot clot surgery and week-long recovery in Arizona, that the Republicans will postpone the vote to bring to the floor the Trickle-Down … Continue reading

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, Healthcare Reform, Healthcare Repeal | 3 Comments

Portraits in Courage: John McCain

Cheap Suits, Folded As predicted, Grandpa Walnuts has gone from being very concerned, very concerned to, well, read it for yourself: Sen. John McCain, R-Arizona, generally praised the bill, and said it was better than Obamacare in “100 ways.” However, … Continue reading

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Grandpa Walnuts Speaks!

“I get the sense from Twitter that my line of questioning today went over people’s heads,” McCain said in a statement. “Maybe going forward I shouldn’t stay up late watching the Diamondbacks night games.” I think what Sen McCain is … Continue reading

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