Category Archives: Grandpa Walnuts

And Now We Know

Scissorhead Purplehead alerts us to this Scientific Breakthrough! This is a real tree placard at the Brooklyn Botanical Garden and I’ve been keeping it to myself for far too long — vegetarian librarian (@celesteleighb) April 12, 2018 So now … Continue reading

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Reuters: “I congratulated [Putin] on the victory, the electoral victory,” Trump told reporters at the White House while meeting Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.” “His victory was as legitimate as mine,” Comrade Trump didn’t say. Grandpa Walnuts: “An American … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Grandpa Walnuts, NeoCons | 11 Comments

Opportunists For Opportunity in Arizonastan

Grandpa Walnut’s isn’t dead yet (that old maverick!), but the vultures are circling in the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan. If Grandpa Walnuts’ seat should become open, it represents an opportunity for an opportunist, and Blog only knows that Arizonastan … Continue reading

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Putting the Ick in Maverick

Grandpa Walnuts just folded and supported the Billions for Billionaires bill. And there’s his legacy: a sell-out to the end.

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Grandpa Walnuts Teaches Us How To Throw Shade

“One aspect of the [Vietnam War] by the way that I will never ever countenance is that we drafted the lowest income level of America and the highest income level found a doctor that would say that they had a … Continue reading

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Schrödinger’s Senator Does The Maths

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, the senator from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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Grandpa Walnuts Used The Enigma Machine Again

Grandpa Walnuts had sumpin’ to Straight Talk Express to us: To abandon the ideals we have advanced around the globe, to refuse the obligations of international leadership for the sake of some half-baked, spurious nationalism cooked up by people who … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) The Heathers Lunch Time-style Poll

Hey you guys, did you know that Comrade Preznint Stupid is going west next week? It’s true! he’s flying to the terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan to have a rally of some kind, and we need to know what you … Continue reading

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The Summary

John McCain finished the bidness that he started when he returned to the Senate and voted to begin the debate: last night he killed the ACA repeal (for now). You probably can find a breath-by-breath account in whatever news source … Continue reading

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, Healthcare Reform, Healthcare Repeal | 4 Comments

No Joke: McCain Has Brain Cancer

In all seriousness, we wish Sen. John McCain well. He’s up against an aggressive cancer —the kind that finally killed Ted Kennedy and Beau Biden— and it will likely be the last battle for that ornery, old basta’. Grandpa Walnuts’ … Continue reading

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