Category Archives: Grandpa Walnuts

(UPDATED) The Heathers Lunch Time-style Poll

Hey you guys, did you know that Comrade Preznint Stupid is going west next week? It’s true! he’s flying to the terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan to have a rally of some kind, and we need to know what you … Continue reading

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The Summary

John McCain finished the bidness that he started when he returned to the Senate and voted to begin the debate: last night he killed the ACA repeal (for now). You probably can find a breath-by-breath account in whatever news source … Continue reading

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No Joke: McCain Has Brain Cancer

In all seriousness, we wish Sen. John McCain well. He’s up against an aggressive cancer —the kind that finally killed Ted Kennedy and Beau Biden— and it will likely be the last battle for that ornery, old basta’. Grandpa Walnuts’ … Continue reading

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Honor Amongst Thieves, Cont.

So a member of the Republican National Committee wishes Sen. John McCain would "just f***ing die already." 🤔 pic.twitter.com/F7HohUNNME — Jesse Hathaway (@JesseInOH) July 17, 2017 Wow. Talk about waking up with fleas. Even Grandpa Walnuts deserves better than this.

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Get Well, Walnuts!

We truly wish Sen. John McCain well. Last night, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell announced that due to McCain’s blot clot surgery and week-long recovery in Arizona, that the Republicans will postpone the vote to bring to the floor the Trickle-Down … Continue reading

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Portraits in Courage: John McCain

Cheap Suits, Folded As predicted, Grandpa Walnuts has gone from being very concerned, very concerned to, well, read it for yourself: Sen. John McCain, R-Arizona, generally praised the bill, and said it was better than Obamacare in “100 ways.” However, … Continue reading

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Grandpa Walnuts Speaks!

“I get the sense from Twitter that my line of questioning today went over people’s heads,” McCain said in a statement. “Maybe going forward I shouldn’t stay up late watching the Diamondbacks night games.” I think what Sen McCain is … Continue reading

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Like Viagra for Villains

The Russian Usuper, you know the America First, non-interventionist, gives Grandpa Walnuts, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, and Iran’s Pen-Pal Tom Cotton a boner: But no discussion of stamping out this threat would be complete without mentioning the government that gives terrorists … Continue reading

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Maverick John McCain Maverickily Does As He’s Told, As A Maverick Does

He’s such a fraud: Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), who has pledged to vote for the so-called “nuclear option” to lower the votes needed to break the filibuster of a Supreme Court nominee, said Tuesday that it was a “dark day … Continue reading

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Old Man Yells At Cloud – UPDATED

“I promise you that we will be united against any Supreme Court nominee that Hillary Clinton, if she were president, would put up. I promise you. This is where we need the majority.” –Grandpa Walnuts, the man who inflicted Mooselini … Continue reading

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