Category Archives: Grandpa Walnuts

Good News For John McCain!

The White House wanted the U.S. Navy to move the warship USS John S. McCain “out of sight” ahead of Trump’s visit to Japan, according to an email. “In a May 15 email to U.S. Navy and Air Force officials, … Continue reading

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The Sacred Halls of Nepotism, Exhibit A

Soylent Blonde, Meghan McCain felt a disturbance in the force when 2020 Goat Rodeo contestant Amy Klobuchar invoked the name of Grandpa Walnuts: Klobuchar at a campaign stop in Iowa said she sat between fellow 2020 candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders … Continue reading

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Mooselini Has Regrets

“I was kind of surprised to be publicly disinvited to the funeral. I think that was an unnecessary step. [The McCain family] didn’t have to embarrass me and embarrass others … other good people in our campaign back in 2008 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our thin-skinned stable genius went to Ohio to talk about industry, and somehow ended up eulogizing Grandpa Walnuts: “I gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted, which as President I had to approve. I … Continue reading

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Product Placement

“There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.” – Aeschylus I love you forever – I miss you so very much today. pic.twitter.com/OpQJrUSAtb — Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) October 4, 2018 SoyBlo thanks you for … Continue reading

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Walnuts Mavericks AZ One Last Time

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s Gov. Doug Ducey  chose former Arizonastan Senator Jon Kyl (R) to replace the still-dead Grandpa Walnuts, the ol’ maverick hisself couldn’t have done better! The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is filled to the rim of … Continue reading

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About The Calls For Sen. McCain 2

I did not watch Grandpa Walnuts’ memorial service, but I did catch on Twitter this bit by SoyBlo: ‘America was already great,’ Meghan McCain says at her dad’s memorial service. #ctl #p2 pic.twitter.com/GrgBVMNBFu — PoliticusUSA (@politicususa) September 1, 2018 She … Continue reading

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Sen. Inhofe: Master Strategist!

Sen. James Inhofe (R-Snowball) wants to replace Grandpa Walnuts as chair of the Senate Armed Services Committee. And so, in an attempt to kiss an orange ass and maybe get a small-handed boost up the senatorial ladder, Inhofe leapt to Prznint … Continue reading

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Arizona: The Spice Must Flow

Now that Sen. John McCain has parachuted into his great reward, the Republican governor of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Doug Ducey, will appoint a new Senator who will serve out the remainder of Grandpa Walnuts’ term until 2020. … Continue reading

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RIP, Sen. John McCain

While I don’t take back a word of the spitballing we gave him over the years, we will miss him, and his antics. In our Trumpian age of burnt-earth politics, I cannot imagine anyone on the Right being as good … Continue reading

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