Category Archives: NeoCons

Frank Luntz Tells Us What The GOP Stands For: Absolutely Nothing

This story in Tiger Beat by Tim Alberta (chief political correspondent for Politico Magazine) is everything: Earlier this month, while speaking via Zoom to a promising group of politically inclined high school students, I was met with an abrupt line … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Frank Luntz, NeoCons, Newticles, The New Confederacy, Tiger Beat in the Potomac, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 8 Comments

What’s Old Is New Again (and also old)

Oh, this is bad: The NYTimes reports (emphasis mine): “Brian Hook, the State Department’s special envoy for Iran and one of the few national security officials to survive the turmoil in the foreign policy team through most of President Trump’s … Continue reading

Posted in Elliott Abrams, NeoCons, war criminals | 7 Comments

Happy Birthday, Liz Cheney!

Previous Exhibit A for the evils of nepotism (Hi Ivanka!) and the most important former Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history —maybe ever— and 3rd-ranking GOP member of the House, Rep. Liz Cheney … Continue reading

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Nobody Puts Liz Cheney In The Corner!

Tiger Beat’s hall monitors have the hot dish in the afternoon email thingie! “House conservatives pile on Cheney at GOP conference meeting”: “Members of the conservatives House Freedom Caucus tore into Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) during a heated GOP conference … Continue reading

Posted in Liz Cheney, NeoCons | 13 Comments

Saturday News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, pays his respects. marco rubio's tweet about john … Continue reading

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‘All Options Are On the Table’ — White House on Protesters

So the official stance of the 4th Reich is what now? White House spokesman Hogan Gidley on the possibility of Trump using the US military to stop US protests: "All options are on the table." — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, NY Times, Our Failed Political Press, Tom Cotton | 10 Comments

Eiron, the Goddess Of Irony, Laughed So Hard, Well, You Know

We live is strange times, and Eiron is working overtime. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Karla)

Posted in Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio | 5 Comments

Happy Birthday Sen. Cotton

Iran’s unwanted pen pal and President of FFA (Future Fascists of America), Sen. Tom Cotton (R-QTip) is 43! Notorious slut for birthday cake, we think we know what Cotton is gonna wish for (2024!), but we hope he restrains himself … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Happy Birthday, NeoCons, Tom Cotton | 7 Comments

Fascist Gotta Do What A Fascist Gotta Do

Anyway, the gist of this is that Sen. Q-Tip is getting-on his Yellow Peril. H’s not calling directly for the genocide of Chinese people, but you know, not wanting to share a vaccine is pretty damn close. He’s a disgrace … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, NeoCons, Tom Cotton | 5 Comments

Another Monster Factory Foreman Has No Regrets

The Never-Trumpers are having a moment: “That the pandemic occurred is not Trump’s fault. The utter unpreparedness of the United States for a pandemic is Trump’s fault. The loss of stockpiled respirators to breakage because the federal government let maintenance … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Blam Blam, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons | 12 Comments