Category Archives: NeoCons

Marco Apologizes for Typo, Makes New One

Posted on March 16, 2020 by

I apologize for the typo. I meant to type stupid rumors about marital law not marshall law My bad https://t.co/vK5ED6M98r — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) March 16, 2020 I guess the Rubios are divorcing? Developing…

Posted in Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, People Dumber than Dolphins, snark | 11 Comments

America Comforted: Sen. Rubio Assures Us ‘No Marshall Law’

Posted on March 16, 2020 by

Oh, dear: Please stop spreading stupid rumors about marshall law. COMPLETELY FALSE We will continue to see closings & restrictions on hours of non-essential businesses in certain cities & states. But that is NOT marshall law. — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) … Continue reading →

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Good Sanitation Practices, Yo!

Posted on February 26, 2020 by

On #CoronavirusOutbreak #COVIDー19 its not a time to panic. But it is a time to take it serious and get it right. pic.twitter.com/vZf1KzbSxy — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) February 26, 2020 And for Dawg’s sake, don’t be Li’l Marco, who is … Continue reading →

Posted in Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Pandemics | 16 Comments

More on Revenge

Posted on February 8, 2020 by

Sen. Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, tells us that having Col. Vindman frog-marched out of his job … Continue reading →

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I Cannot Stop Laughing

Posted on January 31, 2020 by

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, decided to tell us why he is gonna let the mango-hued shitgibbon … Continue reading →

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Moderation is for Monks, Take A Stand

Posted on January 19, 2020 by

I’m on team Driftglass about this: there is not a single Republican that is worth fighting for. I got an earful the other day about how not all Republicans are crooks just because Trump is, blah-blah-blah. OK, but because they … Continue reading →

Posted in NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 14 Comments

Liz Cheney in ‘Dirty Dancing’ (Part Infinity)

Posted on January 17, 2020 by

🎵 …She’s had the Time of Her Life… 🎶 Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) morning email thingie tells us: CHENEY CHOOSES — Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) has opted not to seek a high-profile Senate seat and will instead … Continue reading →

Posted in Liz Cheney, NeoCons | 2 Comments

We Live In Strange Times

Posted on October 30, 2019 by

Squid-Pro-Quo The GOP is reaching into their Swiftboat manual to fling poo at a decorated war hero, and I suppose I shouldn’t be shocked by it, and yet, in a strange twist o’ fate Liz Cheney and I are aligned. … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Liz Cheney, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine) | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 30, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein tells us he serves the country each and every day, you know, just not in the military. Good to know.

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, NeoCons, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments

The GOP Final Solution Takes Shape

Posted on August 26, 2019 by

Yahoo News warns us: “Republicans on Capitol Hill say Donald Trump may be willing to cut Social Security and Medicare if he wins in 2020, reportedly describing the potential move as a “second-term project”. “Several senators told the New York Times in a report published this week … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments