Category Archives: NeoCons

‘All Options Are On the Table’ — White House on Protesters

So the official stance of the 4th Reich is what now? White House spokesman Hogan Gidley on the possibility of Trump using the US military to stop US protests: "All options are on the table." pic.twitter.com/daLGKplxce — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess Of Irony, Laughed So Hard, Well, You Know

We live is strange times, and Eiron is working overtime. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Karla)

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Happy Birthday Sen. Cotton

Iran’s unwanted pen pal and President of FFA (Future Fascists of America), Sen. Tom Cotton (R-QTip) is 43! Notorious slut for birthday cake, we think we know what Cotton is gonna wish for (2024!), but we hope he restrains himself … Continue reading

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Fascist Gotta Do What A Fascist Gotta Do

Anyway, the gist of this is that Sen. Q-Tip is getting-on his Yellow Peril. H’s not calling directly for the genocide of Chinese people, but you know, not wanting to share a vaccine is pretty damn close. He’s a disgrace … Continue reading

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Another Monster Factory Foreman Has No Regrets

The Never-Trumpers are having a moment: “That the pandemic occurred is not Trump’s fault. The utter unpreparedness of the United States for a pandemic is Trump’s fault. The loss of stockpiled respirators to breakage because the federal government let maintenance … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Blam Blam, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Iraq, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons | 12 Comments

Marco Apologizes for Typo, Makes New One

I apologize for the typo. I meant to type stupid rumors about marital law not marshall law My bad https://t.co/vK5ED6M98r — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) March 16, 2020 I guess the Rubios are divorcing? Developing…

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America Comforted: Sen. Rubio Assures Us ‘No Marshall Law’

Oh, dear: Please stop spreading stupid rumors about marshall law. COMPLETELY FALSE We will continue to see closings & restrictions on hours of non-essential businesses in certain cities & states. But that is NOT marshall law. — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) … Continue reading

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Good Sanitation Practices, Yo!

On #CoronavirusOutbreak #COVIDー19 its not a time to panic. But it is a time to take it serious and get it right. pic.twitter.com/vZf1KzbSxy — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) February 26, 2020 And for Dawg’s sake, don’t be Li’l Marco, who is … Continue reading

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More on Revenge

Sen. Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, tells us that having Col. Vindman frog-marched out of his job … Continue reading

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I Cannot Stop Laughing

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, decided to tell us why he is gonna let the mango-hued shitgibbon … Continue reading

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