Category Archives: NeoCons

And Now We Know

Scissorhead Purplehead alerts us to this Scientific Breakthrough! This is a real tree placard at the Brooklyn Botanical Garden and I’ve been keeping it to myself for far too long pic.twitter.com/hNwXN8tUcm — vegetarian librarian (@celesteleighb) April 12, 2018 So now … Continue reading

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Operation Desert Stormy*

Last night Comrade Stupid bombed Syria. It was a You’re Fired’ed Friday and Stupid needed a plot twist that would reset the weekend away from James Comey’s book and from the developing scandal of his stupidest lawyer and amatuer recording … Continue reading

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GOP Messaging

I guess Wingnuttia realized that their Billions for Billionaires tax cuts are not the secret sauce to win Possum Hollar after all. NYTimes: “As Republican leaders scramble to stave off a Democratic wave or at least mitigate their party’s losses … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Get Out The Vote, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, The Resistance, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments

The Many Faces of Marco Rubio

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, has another glitch in his algorithm but fortunately, the NRA’s Engineering department … Continue reading

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Refreshing Honesty from the GOP!

The Republicans in Alamosa County in Colorado must have misplaced their dog whistle over the weekend: Out of self-respect–be Republican. Democrats love poor people because they think that poor people will vote Democrat. Republicans hate poor people because they think … Continue reading

Posted in First Amendment, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Theocrats, Wingnuttia | 13 Comments

Unbelievable

Reuters: “I congratulated [Putin] on the victory, the electoral victory,” Trump told reporters at the White House while meeting Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.” “His victory was as legitimate as mine,” Comrade Trump didn’t say. Grandpa Walnuts: “An American … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Grandpa Walnuts, NeoCons | 11 Comments

The Rumors of Marco Rubio’s Vestigial Spine Were Overstated

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, has already stabbed the Parkland Kids in the back: Think Progress also … Continue reading

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Rumors Of The Vestigial Spine of Marco Rubio, Cont.

Quinnipiac University polling show us that Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death,  his job performance has fallen to … Continue reading

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Participation Trophy Goes To…

I was startled last night to see many tweets praising Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio—the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death—for just showing up … Continue reading

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A Metaphor For Our Times (UPDATED)

A train carrying Republicans struck a garbage truck. “Oh, gross,” said the truck. UPDATE: Between when we wrote this and put it in the queue with a time, we learned that there was a fatality, so really sincerely: thoughts and … Continue reading

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