Category Archives: NeoCons

Trump: The Spice Must Flow

I cannot imagine what must be going through the mind of  Bomb ‘Em All Bolton at the conclusion of the Two Dictator’s Play Date. Trump got chumped and Kim got a win. From the morning email thingie from Tiger Beat … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, John Bomb-Em-All Bolton, NeoCons | 10 Comments

Paul Ryan Drifts Away On The Kobayashi Maru

I know this may come as a shock to you, Dear Readers, but the GOP is a party of numskulls, racists, bigots, and xenophobes, and has been since, well, pretty much forever. But not all of ’em are ready to … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, immigration, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Calling SoyBlo – We got another one for you: Wouldn’t it be justice if McLame was to be indicted and arrested? How great would it be if he died in a prison. And again I’m left … Continue reading

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, Josh Bernstein, Talentless Hacks | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Liz Crokin, our favorite new conspiracy theorist has a new false flag to report: John McCain is planning his fake funeral because he is a ring leader in the global Pizzagate child trafficking network!!! Seek professional … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Grandpa Walnuts, Liz Crokin | 6 Comments

Li’l Marco Speaks!

Sen. Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio  told the Economist magazine that there is “no evidence whatsoever” that the new tax law (Billions for Billionaires) benefits workers at all. Color me shocked. Rubio said he saw no signs of investment or hiring … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, snark | 6 Comments

And Now We Know

Scissorhead Purplehead alerts us to this Scientific Breakthrough! This is a real tree placard at the Brooklyn Botanical Garden and I’ve been keeping it to myself for far too long pic.twitter.com/hNwXN8tUcm — vegetarian librarian (@celesteleighb) April 12, 2018 So now … Continue reading

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, snark, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

Operation Desert Stormy*

Last night Comrade Stupid bombed Syria. It was a You’re Fired’ed Friday and Stupid needed a plot twist that would reset the weekend away from James Comey’s book and from the developing scandal of his stupidest lawyer and amatuer recording … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, John Bomb-Em-All Bolton, NeoCons | 4 Comments

GOP Messaging

I guess Wingnuttia realized that their Billions for Billionaires tax cuts are not the secret sauce to win Possum Hollar after all. NYTimes: “As Republican leaders scramble to stave off a Democratic wave or at least mitigate their party’s losses … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Get Out The Vote, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, The Resistance, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments

The Many Faces of Marco Rubio

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, has another glitch in his algorithm but fortunately, the NRA’s Engineering department … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, NeoCons, NRA | 3 Comments

Refreshing Honesty from the GOP!

The Republicans in Alamosa County in Colorado must have misplaced their dog whistle over the weekend: Out of self-respect–be Republican. Democrats love poor people because they think that poor people will vote Democrat. Republicans hate poor people because they think … Continue reading

Posted in First Amendment, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Theocrats, Wingnuttia | 13 Comments