Category Archives: NeoCons

And Now We Know

Posted on April 20, 2018 by

Scissorhead Purplehead alerts us to this Scientific Breakthrough! This is a real tree placard at the Brooklyn Botanical Garden and I’ve been keeping it to myself for far too long pic.twitter.com/hNwXN8tUcm — vegetarian librarian (@celesteleighb) April 12, 2018 So now … Continue reading →

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, snark, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

Operation Desert Stormy*

Posted on April 14, 2018 by

Last night Comrade Stupid bombed Syria. It was a You’re Fired’ed Friday and Stupid needed a plot twist that would reset the weekend away from James Comey’s book and from the developing scandal of his stupidest lawyer and amatuer recording … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, John Bomb-Em-All Bolton, NeoCons | 4 Comments

GOP Messaging

Posted on April 8, 2018 by

I guess Wingnuttia realized that their Billions for Billionaires tax cuts are not the secret sauce to win Possum Hollar after all. NYTimes: “As Republican leaders scramble to stave off a Democratic wave or at least mitigate their party’s losses … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Get Out The Vote, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, The Resistance, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments

The Many Faces of Marco Rubio

Posted on April 3, 2018 by

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, has another glitch in his algorithm but fortunately, the NRA’s Engineering department … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, NeoCons, NRA | 3 Comments

Refreshing Honesty from the GOP!

Posted on April 2, 2018 by

The Republicans in Alamosa County in Colorado must have misplaced their dog whistle over the weekend: Out of self-respect–be Republican. Democrats love poor people because they think that poor people will vote Democrat. Republicans hate poor people because they think … Continue reading →

Posted in First Amendment, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Theocrats, Wingnuttia | 13 Comments

Unbelievable

Posted on March 20, 2018 by

Reuters: “I congratulated [Putin] on the victory, the electoral victory,” Trump told reporters at the White House while meeting Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.” “His victory was as legitimate as mine,” Comrade Trump didn’t say. Grandpa Walnuts: “An American … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Grandpa Walnuts, NeoCons | 11 Comments

The Rumors of Marco Rubio’s Vestigial Spine Were Overstated

Posted on March 1, 2018 by

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, has already stabbed the Parkland Kids in the back: Think Progress also … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, NRA | 6 Comments

Rumors Of The Vestigial Spine of Marco Rubio, Cont.

Posted on February 28, 2018 by

Quinnipiac University polling show us that Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death,  his job performance has fallen to … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, NeoCons, NRA | 4 Comments

Participation Trophy Goes To…

Posted on February 22, 2018 by

I was startled last night to see many tweets praising Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio—the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death—for just showing up … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, NeoCons, NRA | 5 Comments

A Metaphor For Our Times (UPDATED)

Posted on January 31, 2018 by

A train carrying Republicans struck a garbage truck. “Oh, gross,” said the truck. UPDATE: Between when we wrote this and put it in the queue with a time, we learned that there was a fatality, so really sincerely: thoughts and … Continue reading →

Posted in NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 10 Comments