Category Archives: NeoCons

Tomorrow is Another Day, Marco.

As regular readers know, I believe that every morning Marco Rubio wakes up, enthusiastic that today, finally, he will be the heroic man that he thinks he should be, and then rude reality comes along and his soul shrivels and … Continue reading

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Today in Conspiracy Theories

Sen. Tom Cotton has a new theory about #JusticeGangBang and how the whole thing played out, and it is a doozy: Dr. Ford, her former roommate, onetime U.S. attorney Preet Bharara, and Sens. Chuck Schumer, and Dianne Feinstein were all … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Tom Cotton | 16 Comments

Product Placement

“There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.” – Aeschylus I love you forever – I miss you so very much today. — Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) October 4, 2018 SoyBlo thanks you for … Continue reading

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Pinocchio, Revisted

I have this mental image that every morning Marco Rubio looks into the bathroom mirror as he’s shaving and he says to himself, “Today will be different. Today I will have a spine.” And today, his spine let him down. … Continue reading

Posted in Alex Jones, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio | 8 Comments

Walnuts Mavericks AZ One Last Time

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s Gov. Doug Ducey  chose former Arizonastan Senator Jon Kyl (R) to replace the still-dead Grandpa Walnuts, the ol’ maverick hisself couldn’t have done better! The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is filled to the rim of … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts | 1 Comment

About The Calls For Sen. McCain 2

I did not watch Grandpa Walnuts’ memorial service, but I did catch on Twitter this bit by SoyBlo: ‘America was already great,’ Meghan McCain says at her dad’s memorial service. #ctl #p2 — PoliticusUSA (@politicususa) September 1, 2018 She … Continue reading

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, Meghan 'Soylent Blonde' McCain | 4 Comments

Sen. Inhofe: Master Strategist!

Sen. James Inhofe (R-Snowball) wants to replace Grandpa Walnuts as chair of the Senate Armed Services Committee. And so, in an attempt to kiss an orange ass and maybe get a small-handed boost up the senatorial ladder, Inhofe leapt to Prznint … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts, Oklahoma | 8 Comments

GOP Provides Evidence of GOP Collusion

Last night on Twitter I learned that Axios got it’s grubby leetle paws obtained a Republican-produced spreadsheet, which lists over 100 formal requests that the Democrats are certain to make if they win the House in the 2018 Pie Fight … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

Arizona: The Spice Must Flow

Now that Sen. John McCain has parachuted into his great reward, the Republican governor of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Doug Ducey, will appoint a new Senator who will serve out the remainder of Grandpa Walnuts’ term until 2020. … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts | 32 Comments

RIP, Sen. John McCain

While I don’t take back a word of the spitballing we gave him over the years, we will miss him, and his antics. In our Trumpian age of burnt-earth politics, I cannot imagine anyone on the Right being as good … Continue reading

Posted in Dead Celebrities, Grandpa Walnuts, NeoCons | 18 Comments