Category Archives: NeoCons

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our thin-skinned stable genius went to Ohio to talk about industry, and somehow ended up eulogizing Grandpa Walnuts: “I gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted, which as President I had to approve. I … Continue reading

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The Wall Will Be Built

Axios: “The Senate voted on Thursday to 59-41 to terminate the president’s emergency declaration on what Trump describes as a national security crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border, but the final tally fell short of the required 2/3 needed to override … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio, Man of Destiny! (Part Infinity)

As regular readers and Good Scissorheads know, Mock Paper Scissors believes every morning Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of … Continue reading

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UPDATED: The National Emergency That Isn’t

Today is the day that Nancy Pelosi will hold a vote to rebuke Prznint Stupid for declaring a national emergency at the border. It is expected to easily be passed by the House and then splat onto amply be-chinned Mitch … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Amply Be-Chinned Mitch, Ben Sassee, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, Nancy Pelosi, racism, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, White Punks on Dope, Willard, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

Rubio Releases Statement on Trump’s Usurping Power

Regular readers know that MPS is firmly of the belief that each morning, Sen. Marco Rubio springs out of bed saying that “Today I will become a man of Destiny!” and each night after brushing his teeth and putting on … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

“I fail to understand why members of this committee or the American people should find any testimony that you give today to be truthful.” — U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar, to State Department’s special representative to Venezuela, Elliott Abrams, over his … Continue reading

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Today Liz Cheney Became Dick’s Little Squirt

The most important former Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history, maybe ever and 3rd-ranking GOP member of the House, mother and a patriot, Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyoming, and Blam-Blam’s daughter) is asked about … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio, Man of Destiny!

As regular readers and good Scissorheads know, our belief is that every morning Marco Rubio wakes up and declares to the face in the mirror that “Today Will Be Different, Today I Will Be A Man of Destiny! ” And … Continue reading

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Brave, Brave L’il Marco Rubio Speaks!

The position of MPS is that every morning Marco Rubio gets up, full of vim and vigor and declares that today is the day that he is going to be the Man of Destiny that he was born to be. … Continue reading

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‘It’s Dead, Jim’

The NYTimes: “With a brutal finality, the extent of the Republicans’ collapse in the House came into focus last week as more races slipped away from them and their losses neared 40 seats. “Yet nearly a month after the election, … Continue reading

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