Category Archives: NeoCons

Brave, Brave L’il Marco Rubio Speaks!

Posted on December 19, 2018 by

The position of MPS is that every morning Marco Rubio gets up, full of vim and vigor and declares that today is the day that he is going to be the Man of Destiny that he was born to be. … Continue reading →

Posted in Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, snark | 2 Comments

‘It’s Dead, Jim’

Posted on December 3, 2018 by

The NYTimes: “With a brutal finality, the extent of the Republicans’ collapse in the House came into focus last week as more races slipped away from them and their losses neared 40 seats. “Yet nearly a month after the election, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, NeoCons, snark, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

Tomorrow is Another Day, Marco.

Posted on October 14, 2018 by

As regular readers know, I believe that every morning Marco Rubio wakes up, enthusiastic that today, finally, he will be the heroic man that he thinks he should be, and then rude reality comes along and his soul shrivels and … Continue reading →

Posted in Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, NeoCons | 9 Comments

Today in Conspiracy Theories

Posted on October 9, 2018 by

Sen. Tom Cotton has a new theory about #JusticeGangBang and how the whole thing played out, and it is a doozy: Dr. Ford, her former roommate, onetime U.S. attorney Preet Bharara, and Sens. Chuck Schumer, and Dianne Feinstein were all … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Tom Cotton | 16 Comments

Product Placement

Posted on October 5, 2018 by

“There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.” – Aeschylus I love you forever – I miss you so very much today. pic.twitter.com/OpQJrUSAtb — Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) October 4, 2018 SoyBlo thanks you for … Continue reading →

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, Soylent Blonde | 2 Comments

Pinocchio, Revisted

Posted on September 6, 2018 by

I have this mental image that every morning Marco Rubio looks into the bathroom mirror as he’s shaving and he says to himself, “Today will be different. Today I will have a spine.” And today, his spine let him down. … Continue reading →

Posted in Alex Jones, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio | 8 Comments

Walnuts Mavericks AZ One Last Time

Posted on September 5, 2018 by

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s Gov. Doug Ducey  chose former Arizonastan Senator Jon Kyl (R) to replace the still-dead Grandpa Walnuts, the ol’ maverick hisself couldn’t have done better! The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is filled to the rim of … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts | 1 Comment

About The Calls For Sen. McCain 2

Posted on September 2, 2018 by

I did not watch Grandpa Walnuts’ memorial service, but I did catch on Twitter this bit by SoyBlo: ‘America was already great,’ Meghan McCain says at her dad’s memorial service. #ctl #p2 pic.twitter.com/GrgBVMNBFu — PoliticusUSA (@politicususa) September 1, 2018 She … Continue reading →

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, Meghan 'Soylent Blonde' McCain | 4 Comments

Sen. Inhofe: Master Strategist!

Posted on August 28, 2018 by

Sen. James Inhofe (R-Snowball) wants to replace Grandpa Walnuts as chair of the Senate Armed Services Committee. And so, in an attempt to kiss an orange ass and maybe get a small-handed boost up the senatorial ladder, Inhofe leapt to Prznint … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts, Oklahoma | 8 Comments

GOP Provides Evidence of GOP Collusion

Posted on August 27, 2018 by

Last night on Twitter I learned that Axios got it’s grubby leetle paws obtained a Republican-produced spreadsheet, which lists over 100 formal requests that the Democrats are certain to make if they win the House in the 2018 Pie Fight … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments