Category Archives: Mormon Saints

Utah Saints

The magical panties state has passed a sweeping sex-ed bill that would have made Queen Victoria’s mouth twitch: After the new bill goes into effect, the teaching of sex education in Utah classrooms has to be about not having sex … Continue reading

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Hello…hello…hello…hello

(AFP) Robotic magical panties enthusiast Willard chose a football stadium to make a triumphant address to Detroit, and, um, no one came: Before 1,200 guests of the Detroit Economic Club, Romney took to the podium on the 30 yard line … Continue reading

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The Modern Versailles

Willard’s $16 Million tear-down in SoCal “When the president’s characterization of our economy was, ‘It could be worse,’ it reminded me of Marie Antoinette: ‘Let them eat cake.” –Willard, who it seems doesn’t know that he lives in a glass … Continue reading

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Nostalgia

Political Wire No, it is not pictures of young Mitt Romney taking bribes silly (Maybe? Yes.), it’s from his Bain Capital days so it is probably pictures of Willard offering bribes, you know, to break up US companies and off-shore … Continue reading

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Willard is one with the little people

The business man who institutionalized sending your job off-shore Mitt Romney doesn’t want to start a class war, unlike President Obama and these little people who want to attack rich people. Willard is so comfortable with the great unwashed, that … Continue reading

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“Take my wives. Please.”

Mittens tries standup.

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Marriage Equality Wins!

U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker found that the ban on same-sex marriage violated the constitutional due process and equal protection rights of a pair of couples – one lesbian and one gay – who sued. “Proposition 8 fails to advance … Continue reading

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Shocking News Out of Utah

Mormons have unsexy sex scandals Probably for the first time in Utah history, in 1985 a naked man sat in a hot tub, naked, with a naked 15 year-old girl, also naked, and was not one of his naked wives. … Continue reading

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