Category Archives: Mormon Saints

Marriage Equality, Again

And Marriage Equality is back in the news: The Senate is poised Wednesday to take a first procedural vote on the Respect for Marriage Act, which would enshrine marriage equality into federal law. Democrats have warned since June that same-sex … Continue reading

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Utah, A Land of Contrasts…

Election-denying, unindicted co-conpsirator and Utah’s Senator Mike Lee (R – did you really need to have this spelled out for you) had a nutty: he wrote an opinion piece about himself, in which he referred to himself though out not … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Utah?

“What’s in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.” —W. Shakespeare   Unless the name is in Utah? Really grateful for the criticism and constructive feedback I get from constituents that … Continue reading

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Utah: Keep Both Hands Visible When Reading This Story

The appropriately-named Gubnor of Utah, Spencer Cox, has signed the legislation to ban internet porn in that state, you know, by demanding internet-enabled devices there do something about filtering the hubba-hubba out so that the Osmand Family are not tempted … Continue reading

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This Exists, Cont.

Only the mormons could come up with an App name that combines two euphemisms for a dick.

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The Salty Tears of Joe Lieberman

John-Jon Huntsman, the No-Labels co-founder tells everyone to get in line: “We’ve had enough intraparty fighting. Now’s the time to stitch together a winning coalition,” said Jon Huntsman, the former governor of Utah. “And it’s been clear almost from the … Continue reading

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The afternoon quote

“To that point, if people had been in Massachusetts, under Gov. Romney’s health care plan, they would have had health care.” –Romney spokeswoman Andrea Saul, responding to a Priorities USA ad in which a steelworker, who lost his job after … Continue reading

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The rich are different…

Honestly, they rich are different than you and I: they are cheap bastids: A strange tail out of Provo Canyon, Utah, where Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney chose not to tip his Borders Cafe barista, and instead offered her the … Continue reading

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Today in Magical Panties

Thanks to Canadian operative Scissorhead Dimitrios we learn of multiple, interesting daring-do’s in the land of Golden Plated Magical Panties. As you may recall a few weeks back, Mock, Paper, Scissors brought you the breaking news that Idaho exists (and … Continue reading

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This exists

…but for some reason, you cannot buy it in Utah Idaho. (if Idaho really exists. I have my doubts…thanks for the correction everyone.) (BuzzFeed)

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