Category Archives: #PalinBrawl

Track Palin for SCOTUS!

Palin, an Army veteran and the 29-year-old son of former Gov. Sarah Palin, was arrested on misdemeanor charges of fourth-degree domestic-violence assault, interfering with the report of a domestic-violence crime, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct according to an online dispatch. … Continue reading

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has taken to the might pages of her MyFace Place to tell us that she tripped and hit her head on a rock, and well, somehow she’s blaming the she-beast Hillary: Leave … Continue reading

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#PalinBrawl, Cont.

Another proud parenting moment for Mooselini: Track Palin enters plea deal in January domestic-violence case: Track Palin, son of former Gov. Sarah Palin, has entered a plea agreement with the state in a special court for veterans for charges of … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or… Just Take The Bowl, Palin

Much has already been made of it, but here’s Mooselini blaming the Kenyan Usurper for her son Trick/Truck/Trunk/Spatula arrest for domestic violence: “My son, like so many others, they come back a bit different, they come back hardened, they come … Continue reading

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The Evening Quote

“Well, the cool thing about putting your faith in God is he certainly is a God of second chances and third and fourth and fifth chances.” –Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, who is describing Brisket Palin’s® future … Continue reading

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Mean Girl is Mean

America’s Sweetheart, 2-punch minimum Brisket Palin® doesn’t like that the Science Club got invited to the White House and the Heathers didn’t: “The President invited Ahmed Mohamed to visit the White House to show the President his homemade clock. The … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

OK, now that Brisket® Palin has finally admitted that her newest baby’s babydaddy is her former fiancé Dakota Meyer, it is incumbent upon us to once again assist the Palin family to name Mooselini’s third (or fourth, depending) grandchild. For … Continue reading

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Just as Grifters Gotta Grift…

…Quitters Gotta Quit (Wonkette has all the exciting deets)

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Claim Chowder: Brisket® Palin Edition

Told ya so like just yesterday : [Abstinence-Only Spokesperson and General Moral Scold] Bristol Palin Announces She’s Pregnant Bristol Palin is apparently one-upping Mary with a second virgin birth. #abstinenceonlysexeducationtotallyworksguys — Alex Duzik (@aduzik) June 25, 2015 “(I’m announcing this … Continue reading

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Bristolnacht, Cont. The UnBristling #PalinBrawl

Alaskastan’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin’s daughter Brisket® decides, in print, to tell her side of what happened at Bristolnacht: First, the media said Trig was not really my mom’s kid. Then, they claimed my mom said “I … Continue reading

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