Category Archives: Brisket Palin

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Brisket® Palin

Posted on October 9, 2015 by tengrain

America’s multiple knocked-up sweetheart and renowned Abstinence Education Authority Brisket® Palin is upset that in Washington (and other states) kids don’t need permission from their parents to get birth control. Let that sink in for a minute or two.

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Why Not Rename McKinley to Mt. Mooselini?

Posted on September 2, 2015 by tengrain

Serial baby-maker/gorilla dancing impresario and lightweight slap-boxing champ Brisket Palin® has taken on the topic du jour for The New Confederacy: Mt. McKinley! Mr. President, Get Out of Alaska: You Have Bigger Mountains to Climb “He announced yesterday that he … Continue reading →

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Pop Quiz!

Posted on July 8, 2015 by tengrain

OK, now that Brisket® Palin has finally admitted that her newest baby’s babydaddy is her former fiancé Dakota Meyer, it is incumbent upon us to once again assist the Palin family to name Mooselini’s third (or fourth, depending) grandchild. For … Continue reading →

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Brisket® Palin Wants To Be Left Alone, You Guys

Posted on June 29, 2015 by tengrain

And once again, our attention junkie heroine Brisket® Palin takes to the national press to demand to be left alone. “So here are the things you should all get straight before you continue to mock me, judge me, and talk … Continue reading →

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Claim Chowder: Brisket® Palin Edition

Posted on June 25, 2015 by tengrain

Told ya so like just yesterday : [Abstinence-Only Spokesperson and General Moral Scold] Bristol Palin Announces She’s Pregnant Bristol Palin is apparently one-upping Mary with a second virgin birth. #abstinenceonlysexeducationtotallyworksguys — Alex Duzik (@aduzik) June 25, 2015 “(I’m announcing this … Continue reading →

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Wedding Bell Blues for Brisket® Palin

Posted on May 27, 2015 by tengrain

Professional victim and welterweight mixed martial arts brawler Brisket® Palin tells us that she spent what was supposed to be her wedding day in Kentucky alone in Alaska: “I guess you have seen by now that the wedding — that … Continue reading →

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Brisket® Palin: Always a Bride’s Maid

Posted on May 18, 2015 by tengrain

In which we learn that Bristol Palin is back on the market. Continue reading →

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His Luck Was Bound To Wear Out

Posted on March 14, 2015 by tengrain

Bristol Palin announces engagement to Medal of Honor winner on Facebook (And I didn’t know one could be awarded a Medal of Honor on Facebook.) Yup: Brisket® is getting herself hitched to this guy:

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Fashion Week: Brisket® Palin Approved Prom Gowns

Posted on January 18, 2015 by tengrain

Our sometimes pal, brawlin’ Brisket® Palin , the most famous unwed teenage mom of our time, is giving a shout-out to fellow Dancing with the Stars, um, hoofer, Sadie Robertson for her choice of prom gowns! You see, they are … Continue reading →

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on December 9, 2014 by tengrain

Brisket Palin®, our erst-while mixed-martial arts born-again virgin tells us that she totally longs for a Lumberjack. Meet the “lumbersexual” – he smells like wood. Loves being out in nature. Wears a full beard, leather boots, denim, plaid — and … Continue reading →

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