Category Archives: Brisket Palin

Dancing With The Dunces

Posted on July 11, 2018 by tengrain

Time Magazine: “Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin took to Facebook Tuesday to let Sacha Baron Cohen know exactly how angry she feels about being duped for his new prank TV series.” The Narcissus Borealis got duped? You don’t say? … Continue reading →

Posted in Brisket Palin, Mooselini | 13 Comments

The Further Adventures of Brisket™ Palin

Posted on February 14, 2018 by tengrain

Last night, many good Scissorheads urgently sent me the TMZ news that Dakota Meyers has split from America’s Sweatheart Brisket™ Palin: “Sources close to the pair — who married in 2016 and have two daughters together — tell us the … Continue reading →

Posted in Brisket Palin | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Brisket Palin?

Posted on December 30, 2016 by tengrain

Bristol Palin calls musicians "sissies" for refusing to perform at President-elect @realDonaldTrump's inauguration. https://t.co/vcJJNS04Gg pic.twitter.com/uFUgj38cTg — Fox News (@FoxNews) December 30, 2016 Hey Donald, your inauguration talent is here: slap Brisket® into her Dancing With The Stars gorilla costume and … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Brisket Palin, Mooselini | 9 Comments

Brisket® Palin: White Like Me

Posted on January 28, 2016 by tengrain

Notable abstinence expert and dancing fool Brisket® Palin is suddenly urban. I don’t blame you if you don’t want to click the link (beautiful brains, etc.), so here’s the short version: unwed, white babies momma says there shouldn’t be a … Continue reading →

Posted in Brisket Palin | 5 Comments

Levi Johnston Dodged a Bullet, Part Infinity: UPDATED!

Posted on January 19, 2016 by tengrain

And once again we note with amusement that lucky Levi Johnston dodged a bullet and didn’t marry into THAT family. Today’s example comes to us from Brisket® Palin, fresh from calving a new bastard: Is THIS Why People Don’t like … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Brisket Palin, Mooselini | 8 Comments

It Keeps Happening

Posted on December 25, 2015 by tengrain

Abstinence Educator Brisket Palin® has calfed a new bebbe: Sailor Grace. Brisket announced the pregnancy shortly after splitting with then-fiancé Dakota Meyer: “I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, … Continue reading →

Posted in Brisket Palin, snark | 10 Comments

And Now We Know…

Posted on November 24, 2015 by tengrain

From Brisket Palin’s® Pikor: when you find out @kristincavallari named her baby the exact name you are naming yours 🙀😳 what a weird coincidence .. congrats on your new bundle, and I do love her name.. Still naming my baby … Continue reading →

Posted in Brisket Palin | 9 Comments

The Evening Quote

Posted on November 15, 2015 by tengrain

“Well, the cool thing about putting your faith in God is he certainly is a God of second chances and third and fourth and fifth chances.” –Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, who is describing Brisket Palin’s® future … Continue reading →

Posted in #PalinBrawl, Adulterer, Brisket Palin, Mooselini | 6 Comments

Brisket Palin Speaks®

Posted on November 11, 2015 by tengrain

A nation turns to Brisket Palin® to understand the issues of the day: Starbucks Coffee Cups. You see, it’s the liberals who are making a big deal about it to make fun of the Xristians: …They used one small group’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Brisket Palin, War on Christmas | 6 Comments

Another Wicked Burn From Brisket® Palin!

Posted on October 10, 2015 by tengrain

Brisket® Palin continues to nail herself to the cross, you guys: “I took a patient back to an exam room, and set up for for a procedure the dr [sic] was about to do. (I promise I really do work … Continue reading →

Posted in Brisket Palin, Get Off The Cross | 11 Comments