Category Archives: Brisket Palin

Dancing With The Dunces

Time Magazine: “Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin took to Facebook Tuesday to let Sacha Baron Cohen know exactly how angry she feels about being duped for his new prank TV series.” The Narcissus Borealis got duped? You don’t say? … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Brisket™ Palin

Last night, many good Scissorheads urgently sent me the TMZ news that Dakota Meyers has split from America’s Sweatheart Brisket™ Palin: “Sources close to the pair — who married in 2016 and have two daughters together — tell us the … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Brisket Palin?

Bristol Palin calls musicians "sissies" for refusing to perform at President-elect @realDonaldTrump's inauguration. — Fox News (@FoxNews) December 30, 2016 Hey Donald, your inauguration talent is here: slap Brisket® into her Dancing With The Stars gorilla costume and … Continue reading

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Brisket® Palin: White Like Me

Notable abstinence expert and dancing fool Brisket® Palin is suddenly urban. I don’t blame you if you don’t want to click the link (beautiful brains, etc.), so here’s the short version: unwed, white babies momma says there shouldn’t be a … Continue reading

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Levi Johnston Dodged a Bullet, Part Infinity: UPDATED!

And once again we note with amusement that lucky Levi Johnston dodged a bullet and didn’t marry into THAT family. Today’s example comes to us from Brisket® Palin, fresh from calving a new bastard: Is THIS Why People Don’t like … Continue reading

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It Keeps Happening

Abstinence Educator Brisket Palin® has calfed a new bebbe: Sailor Grace. Brisket announced the pregnancy shortly after splitting with then-fiancé Dakota Meyer: “I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, … Continue reading

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And Now We Know…

From Brisket Palin’s® Pikor: when you find out @kristincavallari named her baby the exact name you are naming yours 🙀😳 what a weird coincidence .. congrats on your new bundle, and I do love her name.. Still naming my baby … Continue reading

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The Evening Quote

“Well, the cool thing about putting your faith in God is he certainly is a God of second chances and third and fourth and fifth chances.” –Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin, who is describing Brisket Palin’s® future … Continue reading

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Brisket Palin Speaks®

A nation turns to Brisket Palin® to understand the issues of the day: Starbucks Coffee Cups. You see, it’s the liberals who are making a big deal about it to make fun of the Xristians: …They used one small group’s … Continue reading

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Another Wicked Burn From Brisket® Palin!

Brisket® Palin continues to nail herself to the cross, you guys: “I took a patient back to an exam room, and set up for for a procedure the dr [sic] was about to do. (I promise I really do work … Continue reading

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