Category Archives: Mooselini

The Narcissus Borealis Is Going Free Agent

Taaaaahd filed for divorce! (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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Mooselini Has Regrets

“I was kind of surprised to be publicly disinvited to the funeral. I think that was an unnecessary step. [The McCain family] didn’t have to embarrass me and embarrass others … other good people in our campaign back in 2008 … Continue reading

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mooselini | 18 Comments

Local Moron Tweets Moronic Meme About Being A Moron

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony just laughed so hard she farted: Hey @LisaMurkowski – I can see 2022 from my house… — Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) October 5, 2018 Also/too: I thought her house was in Arizonastan?

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Track Palin for SCOTUS!

Palin, an Army veteran and the 29-year-old son of former Gov. Sarah Palin, was arrested on misdemeanor charges of fourth-degree domestic-violence assault, interfering with the report of a domestic-violence crime, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct according to an online dispatch. … Continue reading

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Dancing With The Dunces

Time Magazine: “Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin took to Facebook Tuesday to let Sacha Baron Cohen know exactly how angry she feels about being duped for his new prank TV series.” The Narcissus Borealis got duped? You don’t say? … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Our old pal Mooselini has a new angle: She is now an Instagram Influencer: “Former Republican vice presidential nominee and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin shared a photo of a “skinny tea” along with a discount code for 15% off for … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Brisket™ Palin

Last night, many good Scissorheads urgently sent me the TMZ news that Dakota Meyers has split from America’s Sweatheart Brisket™ Palin: “Sources close to the pair — who married in 2016 and have two daughters together — tell us the … Continue reading

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Believe it or Not!

Believe it or not, Mooselini alerts us to, well, what exactly? Following the president’s bold move to relocate the U.S. embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, the country is honoring him in an amazing way, according to BizPacReview. … Continue reading

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“I’m With Stupid”

Yup: Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini, Kid Rock, and ol’ dirty diaper hisself Ted Nugent in the Oval Office with Hair Führer. (Mooselini’s book of faces)

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Some Word Salad For Sunday Brunch?

“I do want to speak about this, but I am tempted to say not another word from our fearless leaders about this new form of Obamacare that I’m going to call RINO-care—not another word from them until we are definitively … Continue reading

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