Category Archives: Mooselini

The “Scheisskopf Radius” Has Occured

Mooselini is ahead/winning her congressional race. You can fool some of the people all the time, I guess. And the magic number always seems to hover around 30%.

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Mooselini | 17 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Better luck next time, Mooselini: NEW YORK (AP) — The judge who presided over Sarah Palin’s libel case against The New York Times denied her request Tuesday for a new trial, saying she failed to introduce “even a speck” of … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Alaskastan, Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Mooselini | 3 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Can someone translate this second sentence for me?🤯 — Y’all hurry up🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 (@sowegaCat) April 12, 2022 As a friend on Twitter said, “Would you like some vinaigrette on your word salad?”

Posted in Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert, People Dumber than Dolphins, word salad | 14 Comments

It Takes A Grifter

Professional Courtesy This was bound to happen: Former President Donald Trump on Sunday endorsed Sarah Palin in her bid for Congress, saying he is returning the favor after she endorsed him “early” in his campaign for president… “Sarah shocked many … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mooselini | 5 Comments

Thank You Jeebus For This Gift (Post-Prandial Stupid is Served)

Alaskastan’s part time governor and full-time grifter, Mooselini is running for Congress: Sarah Palin, the former Governor of Alaska, announced Friday she is running for the state’s lone congressional seat, following the death of Representative Don Youngearlier this month. “Today … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Mooselini | 4 Comments

The Moose That Roared

Notable fame whore, Mooselini —whose 15 minutes of fame was up over a decade ago— wants a new gig to quit: Palin: … I’m going to throw my hat in the ring because we need people that have cajones. We … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Alaskastan, Crazeee States, Mooselini | 10 Comments

If Asked, Mooselini Would Serve. No One Is Asking.

MAKE IT STOP: Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) said that she would, if asked, fill the seat left vacant by the late Alaska Rep. Don Young (R) “in a heartbeat.” “Think of those huge shoes that are to be … Continue reading

Posted in Alaskastan, Crazeee States, Mooselini, People Dumber than Dolphins, word salad | 9 Comments

Sorry, Mooselini

Breaking: The New York Times was handed a small victory on Monday, after a New York district judge said he would dismiss a landmark defamation case brought against it by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Expect it to go to … Continue reading

Posted in Mooselini, The NYTimes | 3 Comments

Takes One To Know One, part infinity

The geschissen singularity has occurred: on Waterworld’s show, One-L defends Mooselini. Michele Bachmann says Sarah Palin should be commended for eating at a restaurant while having COVID — Acyn (@Acyn) January 29, 2022 Make an appointment One-L: your  shoulders … Continue reading

Posted in Mooselini, One-L Bachmann the Nutjobber | 4 Comments

NYC Issues Evergreen Statement

Quote of the Day: “We encourage any New Yorker who came into contact with Sarah Palin to get tested. No d’uh.

Posted in Contact Tracing, Mooselini, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Testing, Vaccine | 5 Comments