Category Archives: Mooselini

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Mooselini?

In today’s “All of them, Katie” news… Sarah Palin announces she is unvaccinated — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 17, 2021 “I am one of those white, common sense conservatives. I believe in science and I have not taken the … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

“If God wants me to [run against Lisa Murkowski for the Senate] I will.” Oh, thank you Dawg for this bounty we are about to receive.

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Alaskastan, Mooselini | 10 Comments

As If 2020 Couldn’t Get Any Worse

Sarah Palin hints at 2022 run for Alaska Senate seat (‘Grain puts down the coffee and stares into the middle distance and takes deep cleansing breaths and mutters, “Death, where is thy jolly old sting?”)

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Mooselini, snark | 12 Comments

The Narcissus Borealis Is Going Free Agent

Taaaaahd filed for divorce! (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

Posted in Mooselini, snark | 11 Comments

Mooselini Has Regrets

“I was kind of surprised to be publicly disinvited to the funeral. I think that was an unnecessary step. [The McCain family] didn’t have to embarrass me and embarrass others … other good people in our campaign back in 2008 … Continue reading

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mooselini | 18 Comments

Local Moron Tweets Moronic Meme About Being A Moron

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony just laughed so hard she farted: Hey @LisaMurkowski – I can see 2022 from my house… — Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) October 5, 2018 Also/too: I thought her house was in Arizonastan?

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Track Palin for SCOTUS!

Palin, an Army veteran and the 29-year-old son of former Gov. Sarah Palin, was arrested on misdemeanor charges of fourth-degree domestic-violence assault, interfering with the report of a domestic-violence crime, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct according to an online dispatch. … Continue reading

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Dancing With The Dunces

Time Magazine: “Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin took to Facebook Tuesday to let Sacha Baron Cohen know exactly how angry she feels about being duped for his new prank TV series.” The Narcissus Borealis got duped? You don’t say? … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Our old pal Mooselini has a new angle: She is now an Instagram Influencer: “Former Republican vice presidential nominee and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin shared a photo of a “skinny tea” along with a discount code for 15% off for … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Brisket™ Palin

Last night, many good Scissorheads urgently sent me the TMZ news that Dakota Meyers has split from America’s Sweatheart Brisket™ Palin: “Sources close to the pair — who married in 2016 and have two daughters together — tell us the … Continue reading

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