Category Archives: Mooselini

Grifters Gotta Grift

Our old pal Mooselini has a new angle: She is now an Instagram Influencer: “Former Republican vice presidential nominee and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin shared a photo of a “skinny tea” along with a discount code for 15% off for … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Brisket™ Palin

Last night, many good Scissorheads urgently sent me the TMZ news that Dakota Meyers has split from America’s Sweatheart Brisket™ Palin: “Sources close to the pair — who married in 2016 and have two daughters together — tell us the … Continue reading

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Believe it or Not!

Believe it or not, Mooselini alerts us to, well, what exactly? Following the president’s bold move to relocate the U.S. embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, the country is honoring him in an amazing way, according to BizPacReview. … Continue reading

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“I’m With Stupid”

Yup: Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini, Kid Rock, and ol’ dirty diaper hisself Ted Nugent in the Oval Office with Hair Führer. (Mooselini’s book of faces)

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Some Word Salad For Sunday Brunch?

“I do want to speak about this, but I am tempted to say not another word from our fearless leaders about this new form of Obamacare that I’m going to call RINO-care—not another word from them until we are definitively … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs BREAKING! MOOSELINI APOLOGIZES!!1! To Julian Assange: I apologize.  Please watch Sean Hannity‘s interview with Julian Assange (Wikileaks).  Exposing the truth re: the Left having been oh-so-guilty of atrocious actions and attitudes of which they’ve falsely accused others. The … Continue reading

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

“I think many of us have called for America to really step up and consider what it is that we are funding and supporting via the U.N., and how it works so hard really against U.S. interests, and just saying … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Brisket Palin?

Bristol Palin calls musicians "sissies" for refusing to perform at President-elect @realDonaldTrump's inauguration. https://t.co/vcJJNS04Gg pic.twitter.com/uFUgj38cTg — Fox News (@FoxNews) December 30, 2016 Hey Donald, your inauguration talent is here: slap Brisket® into her Dancing With The Stars gorilla costume and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is being considered for a position in the Trump Administration: NEW: Sarah Palin under consideration for Secretary of Veterans Affairs, sources tell @ABC News. –@shushwalshe — ABC News … Continue reading

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Mooselini Speaks!

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin cuts to the heart of the matter as only she can: How is it that the dudes lucked out and got chairs over the last 20 years of VP debates minus one? … Continue reading

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