Category Archives: Monsters

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 9, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Arkansas continues to lead the way for GQP gawd-botherers to pick on children: Transgender name ban advances Bill would deny kids say on identity Arkansas teachers wouldn’t be required to address students by a name or pronoun … Continue reading →

Posted in Monsters, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 6 Comments

Florida Man Seems Nice

Posted on December 26, 2020 by tengrain

“I’m wondering since 99% of Covid patients survive shouldn’t you have 99 photos of survivors for every one fatality? Otherwise you’re just trying to create a narrative that is not reality.” — Fred Piccolo, spokesman for Floriduh Gov. Ron DeSantis … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Monsters, Pandemics | 4 Comments

Monsters Gotta Be Monsters

Posted on October 4, 2020 by tengrain

I really need a drink: It only took 210,000 deaths before it impacted HIM and so he understands it now?#Unbelievable https://t.co/bvCyEogw1c — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) October 4, 2020 And now, I need a bottle: Any doctor who approved this … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Monsters, Pandemics | 14 Comments

Stupid Fiddles While America Dies

Posted on April 27, 2020 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomat (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie begins our day by setting the scene for us: FIFTY-TWO THOUSAND, FOUR-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-NINE Americans died from the coronavirus as of Saturday. At least. Which means that, by now — … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Monsters, Pandemics | 7 Comments

Dr. Oz Looks Hungrily at Your Kids

Posted on April 16, 2020 by tengrain

“Schools are an appetizing opportunity.” Oz has a strange idea of what school lunch means, I guess? Only 2- or maybe 3-percent of your kids will die, which is totally cool with Dr. Oz. I’d like to nominate Junior Mints … Continue reading →

Posted in Monsters, Pandemics | 15 Comments

You First, Buddy

Posted on April 15, 2020 by tengrain

Let’s meet Trey Hollingworth (R – IN) who is telling us that it’s time to shove gramma into the jaws of death, like a common Dan Patrick: WASHINGTON–We have to get Americans back to work, says Indiana Representative Trey Hollingsworth … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Monsters, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

Monster Factory Foreman Doesn’t Have Regrets

Posted on April 9, 2020 by tengrain

This thread by Rick Wilson is pretty great, please read. We’ll wait. 1/ Watching all this slow, grinding failure and the mounting death toll because of this low, dumb, corrupt man and his low, dumb, corrupt enablers and his low, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Monsters, Politics, Rat-Effing | Tagged , | 15 Comments

Weinstein Is Guilty

Posted on February 24, 2020 by tengrain

They took him away, in handcuffs. Axios has the details. Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance: “These are the eight women who changed the course of history in the fight against sexual violence. These are eight women who pulled our justice … Continue reading →

Posted in Harvey Weinstein, Monsters, Sex fiends | 13 Comments

Crown Prince Bone Saw Has Corporate American Apologists

Posted on November 11, 2019 by tengrain

Uber is appalling, part infinity: Uber CEO on Saudi Arabia’s killing of Jamal Khashoggi: “It’s a serious mistake. We’ve made mistakes too, right, with self-driving … So I think that people make mistakes. It doesn’t mean that they can never … Continue reading →

Posted in Monsters, Terrible Human Beings | 11 Comments

#MoscowMitch Gets A Moment Outside His Turtle Bowl

Posted on October 25, 2019 by tengrain

So this happened yesterday at Rep. Elijah Cummings memorial: That’s it right there! 😂 @SenSchumer pic.twitter.com/XjKis0JECz — EFF 🇵🇷 (@EFFTENDO) October 25, 2019 That’s one of Cummings’ pall bearers, who shunned shaking the hand of amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch, and bravo … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Monsters | 5 Comments