Category Archives: Monsters

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 15, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Minnesota Republican state Sen. Steve Drazkowski on bill providing free school breakfast and lunch: "I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota that is hungry. Yet today. I have yet to meet a person in Minnesota … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Hunger, Mansplaining, Minnesota, Monsters, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 22, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News He seems nice: After the $3 billion deal to extend the pandemic-era program [ a bipartisan deal to extend school meals] was unveiled Tuesday, Sen. Roger Marshall (R-Kan.) said in an interview he is “contemplating” objecting to … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Monsters, Theocrats, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 6 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on May 8, 2022 by tengrain

Grifters Gotta Grift Mel senses a glut on the market for children: Man, she’s planning on making a buck off of unwanted kiddies.

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Melancholia Trump, Monsters | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 10, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Someone NOT named Stephan King is writing a book about amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell: Mike Tackett — AP’s deputy Washington bureau chief, and a former New York Times political reporter — has signed to write a McConnell … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Monsters, Things that will kill us all | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 9, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Arkansas continues to lead the way for GQP gawd-botherers to pick on children: Transgender name ban advances Bill would deny kids say on identity Arkansas teachers wouldn’t be required to address students by a name or pronoun … Continue reading →

Posted in Monsters, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 6 Comments

Florida Man Seems Nice

Posted on December 26, 2020 by tengrain

“I’m wondering since 99% of Covid patients survive shouldn’t you have 99 photos of survivors for every one fatality? Otherwise you’re just trying to create a narrative that is not reality.” — Fred Piccolo, spokesman for Floriduh Gov. Ron DeSantis … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Monsters, Pandemics | 4 Comments

Monsters Gotta Be Monsters

Posted on October 4, 2020 by tengrain

I really need a drink: It only took 210,000 deaths before it impacted HIM and so he understands it now?#Unbelievable https://t.co/bvCyEogw1c — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) October 4, 2020 And now, I need a bottle: Any doctor who approved this … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Monsters, Pandemics | 14 Comments

Stupid Fiddles While America Dies

Posted on April 27, 2020 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomat (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie begins our day by setting the scene for us: FIFTY-TWO THOUSAND, FOUR-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-NINE Americans died from the coronavirus as of Saturday. At least. Which means that, by now — … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Monsters, Pandemics | 7 Comments

Dr. Oz Looks Hungrily at Your Kids

Posted on April 16, 2020 by tengrain

“Schools are an appetizing opportunity.” Oz has a strange idea of what school lunch means, I guess? Only 2- or maybe 3-percent of your kids will die, which is totally cool with Dr. Oz. I’d like to nominate Junior Mints … Continue reading →

Posted in Monsters, Pandemics | 15 Comments

You First, Buddy

Posted on April 15, 2020 by tengrain

Let’s meet Trey Hollingworth (R – IN) who is telling us that it’s time to shove gramma into the jaws of death, like a common Dan Patrick: WASHINGTON–We have to get Americans back to work, says Indiana Representative Trey Hollingsworth … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Monsters, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments