Category Archives: Monsters

Weinstein Is Guilty

They took him away, in handcuffs. Axios has the details. Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance: “These are the eight women who changed the course of history in the fight against sexual violence. These are eight women who pulled our justice … Continue reading

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Crown Prince Bone Saw Has Corporate American Apologists

Uber is appalling, part infinity: Uber CEO on Saudi Arabia’s killing of Jamal Khashoggi: “It’s a serious mistake. We’ve made mistakes too, right, with self-driving … So I think that people make mistakes. It doesn’t mean that they can never … Continue reading

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#MoscowMitch Gets A Moment Outside His Turtle Bowl

So this happened yesterday at Rep. Elijah Cummings memorial: That’s it right there! 😂 @SenSchumer pic.twitter.com/XjKis0JECz — EFF 🇵🇷 (@EFFTENDO) October 25, 2019 That’s one of Cummings’ pall bearers, who shunned shaking the hand of amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch, and bravo … Continue reading

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Reality TeeVee Prznintcy Pilot Didn’t Go Over Well

This is very sad and completely unhinged, which seems to be our Stable Genius’ trademark work. Take it away, WaPo: The parents of British teenager Harry Dunn met with President Trump at the White House on Tuesday, only to be … Continue reading

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Where Are They Now?

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) society pages tells us that Elsa, She-Wolf of the SS, er, Former DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen has been appointed a member of the administration’s National Infrastructure Advisory Council. 1) So I guess no … Continue reading

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Satan Throws Another Log On The Fire for David Koch’s Homecoming!

Billionaire David Koch’s life work of making hell-on-earth is now with the Boss (🎵 Below, below below ♬ ) in the favorite son suite in the lake of burning pitch. He was 79. Henry Kissinger is still alive.

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(UPDATED) Jeffrey Epstein’s Dead Man’s Switch Just Activated

Jeffrey Epstein just successfully committed suicide. He was a monster. UPDATE 1: It’s happening! Unsealed documents detail alleged Epstein victim’s recruitment at Mar-a-Lago [Turning off comments on this post because we’re getting slammed by Q-Anon commenters who want to own … Continue reading

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Sophist’s Choice

This story has noted lifetime paste gourmand Stephan Miller’s fingerprints all over it: “The Trump administration is considering ways to deter a soaring number of families arriving at the U.S.-Mexico border — including once again separating parents and children, three … Continue reading

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Coat Check

I thought maybe I should explain our Fashion Week post from last night. You see, Mel, our First Lady, visited some of her husband’s child hostages yesterday. Mel visited a facility housing 12-17 year-olds, as crying, traumatized toddlers and still-nursing babies … Continue reading

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The Quotable Laura Ingraham

“Consistent with American law when the parties arrested, your children are either sent to relatives or they become wards of the state. Since more illegal immigrants are rushing the border, more kids are being separated from their parents, and temporarily … Continue reading

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