Category Archives: Monsters

Thanks A Lot, Donald

Posted on July 22, 2016 by

David Duke, Former KKK Leader, Announces Senate Run Duke will seek an open seat vacated by Republican Sen. David Vitter [R -LA], who announced last year that he would not be seeking re-election… In his announcement video, Duke pledged to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, David Duke, Hair Furer, Donald Trump, Monsters, Racism, The New Confederacy | 3 Comments

FL Governor Speaks:

Posted on June 17, 2016 by

“Nobody would think that anybody on a terrorist watch list should have a gun,” Scott told CNN. “We all can agree that, you know, we don’t want somebody that’s gonna do something like that to be walking around with any … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Monsters | 8 Comments

Let Them Eat Cake (Happy Hour News Briefs)

Posted on February 7, 2016 by

News That Will Drive You To Drink Man, talk about being tone deaf: Heather Anne Leavitt, the cake designer and proprietress behind Ann Arbor’s boutique cakery, Sweet Heather Anne, makes a lot of high-end, super-detailed cakes, so she didn’t blink … Continue reading →

Posted in Monsters, Terrible Human Beings | 9 Comments

Last Night’s Quote This Morning

Posted on June 4, 2015 by

Parents of The Year, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar were on Fox News last night to tell Megyn Kelly all about how Jeebus forgives Josh for duggaring his baby sisters multiple times, so everyone else should too. Says Jim Bob … Continue reading →

Posted in Monsters | 10 Comments

Wingnuttia’s Brain Trust Speaks on Vaccinations

Posted on February 3, 2015 by

Rep. Sean Duffy speaks on public health: “I want that to be my choice as a parent. I know my kids best. I know what morals and values are right for my children. I think we should not have an … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Monsters | 6 Comments

George Zimmerman Offers Us Advise

Posted on December 18, 2014 by

“Go to the range to practice, keep your guns in a safe location, and primarily, now that I know that I’m $2.5 million in debt, just in lawyers’ fees, I paid over $360,000 in hard costs to the state of … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, In their own words, Monsters | 6 Comments

Y’all Qaeda’s Dilemma

Posted on November 18, 2014 by

We are not making this up: Charles Manson to wed. It’s a traditional marriage: you know, one-celebrity-murderer/one-woman, just as Baby Jeebus intended. According to CNN, the couple will not be able to consummate their marriage because lifers don’t get to … Continue reading →

Posted in marriage equality, Monsters, Y'all Qaeda | Tagged , | 6 Comments

New to The Electronic Twatter Machine…

Posted on October 14, 2014 by

…is always wrong Bloody Bill Kristol: At long last, I'm on Twitter: "If the mountaine will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet will goe to the mountaine." — Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 13, 2014

Posted in Monsters, Twitter, war criminals, Wingnuttia | Tagged | 5 Comments

The Wrath of Blam-Blam

Posted on July 11, 2014 by

Blam-Blam and his little Squirt, the most important Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history, maybe ever Liz Cheney wrote an editorial: here’s an excerpt – Those who say the invasion of Iraq in … Continue reading →

Posted in Blam Blam, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Monsters | Tagged , | 5 Comments

War Criminal Declines Commencement Speech

Posted on May 4, 2014 by

Former secretary of state and unindicted Iraq war criminal Condoleeza Rice has declined to give the commencement address at Rutgers University in New Jersey: “Commencement should be a time of joyous celebration for the graduates and their families,” Rice said. … Continue reading →

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Monsters, war criminals | 5 Comments