Category Archives: Monsters

Crown Prince Bone Saw Has Corporate American Apologists

Posted on November 11, 2019 by

Uber is appalling, part infinity: Uber CEO on Saudi Arabia’s killing of Jamal Khashoggi: “It’s a serious mistake. We’ve made mistakes too, right, with self-driving … So I think that people make mistakes. It doesn’t mean that they can never … Continue reading →

Posted in Monsters, Terrible Human Beings | 11 Comments

#MoscowMitch Gets A Moment Outside His Turtle Bowl

Posted on October 25, 2019 by

So this happened yesterday at Rep. Elijah Cummings memorial: That’s it right there! 😂 @SenSchumer pic.twitter.com/XjKis0JECz — EFF 🇵🇷 (@EFFTENDO) October 25, 2019 That’s one of Cummings’ pall bearers, who shunned shaking the hand of amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch, and bravo … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Monsters | 5 Comments

Reality TeeVee Prznintcy Pilot Didn’t Go Over Well

Posted on October 17, 2019 by

This is very sad and completely unhinged, which seems to be our Stable Genius’ trademark work. Take it away, WaPo: The parents of British teenager Harry Dunn met with President Trump at the White House on Tuesday, only to be … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Monsters | 16 Comments

Where Are They Now?

Posted on October 10, 2019 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) society pages tells us that Elsa, She-Wolf of the SS, er, Former DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen has been appointed a member of the administration’s National Infrastructure Advisory Council. 1) So I guess no … Continue reading →

Posted in Kirstjen Nielsen, Monsters | 5 Comments

Satan Throws Another Log On The Fire for David Koch’s Homecoming!

Posted on August 23, 2019 by

Billionaire David Koch’s life work of making hell-on-earth is now with the Boss (🎵 Below, below below ♬ ) in the favorite son suite in the lake of burning pitch. He was 79. Henry Kissinger is still alive.

Posted in Dead Celebrities, Monsters | 6 Comments

(UPDATED) Jeffrey Epstein’s Dead Man’s Switch Just Activated

Posted on August 10, 2019 by

Jeffrey Epstein just successfully committed suicide. He was a monster. UPDATE 1: It’s happening! Unsealed documents detail alleged Epstein victim’s recruitment at Mar-a-Lago [Turning off comments on this post because we’re getting slammed by Q-Anon commenters who want to own … Continue reading →

Posted in Jeffrey Epstein, Monsters, Sex fiends | 25 Comments

Sophist’s Choice

Posted on October 13, 2018 by

This story has noted lifetime paste gourmand Stephan Miller’s fingerprints all over it: “The Trump administration is considering ways to deter a soaring number of families arriving at the U.S.-Mexico border — including once again separating parents and children, three … Continue reading →

Posted in immigration, Monsters, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Goering | 8 Comments

Coat Check

Posted on June 22, 2018 by

I thought maybe I should explain our Fashion Week post from last night. You see, Mel, our First Lady, visited some of her husband’s child hostages yesterday. Mel visited a facility housing 12-17 year-olds, as crying, traumatized toddlers and still-nursing babies … Continue reading →

Posted in Melancholia Trump, Monsters | 24 Comments

The Quotable Laura Ingraham

Posted on June 19, 2018 by

“Consistent with American law when the parties arrested, your children are either sent to relatives or they become wards of the state. Since more illegal immigrants are rushing the border, more kids are being separated from their parents, and temporarily … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Laura Ingraham, Monsters | 14 Comments

Frothy Froths, Frothingly: Where’d I leave the keys, er, kid?

Posted on May 29, 2018 by

Good lord, Mr. Holier-than-Thou is OK with kids being ripped away from their parents at the border and then says that they are not lost, just misplaced. (Hat tip: Crooks and Liars video)

Posted in immigration, Monsters, Rick 'Frothy' Santorum (Ew! Gross!) | 7 Comments