Category Archives: Monsters

The Evening Quote

This is from the Acton Institute blog, which is a think tank supported by our next Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos: Let us not just teach our children to play hard and study well, shuffling them through a long line … Continue reading

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Thanks A Lot, Donald

David Duke, Former KKK Leader, Announces Senate Run Duke will seek an open seat vacated by Republican Sen. David Vitter [R -LA], who announced last year that he would not be seeking re-election… In his announcement video, Duke pledged to … Continue reading

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FL Governor Speaks:

“Nobody would think that anybody on a terrorist watch list should have a gun,” Scott told CNN. “We all can agree that, you know, we don’t want somebody that’s gonna do something like that to be walking around with any … Continue reading

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Let Them Eat Cake (Happy Hour News Briefs)

News That Will Drive You To Drink Man, talk about being tone deaf: Heather Anne Leavitt, the cake designer and proprietress behind Ann Arbor’s boutique cakery, Sweet Heather Anne, makes a lot of high-end, super-detailed cakes, so she didn’t blink … Continue reading

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Last Night’s Quote This Morning

Parents of The Year, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar were on Fox News last night to tell Megyn Kelly all about how Jeebus forgives Josh for duggaring his baby sisters multiple times, so everyone else should too. Says Jim Bob … Continue reading

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Wingnuttia’s Brain Trust Speaks on Vaccinations

Rep. Sean Duffy speaks on public health: “I want that to be my choice as a parent. I know my kids best. I know what morals and values are right for my children. I think we should not have an … Continue reading

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George Zimmerman Offers Us Advise

“Go to the range to practice, keep your guns in a safe location, and primarily, now that I know that I’m $2.5 million in debt, just in lawyers’ fees, I paid over $360,000 in hard costs to the state of … Continue reading

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Y’all Qaeda’s Dilemma

We are not making this up: Charles Manson to wed. It’s a traditional marriage: you know, one-celebrity-murderer/one-woman, just as Baby Jeebus intended. According to CNN, the couple will not be able to consummate their marriage because lifers don’t get to … Continue reading

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New to The Electronic Twatter Machine…

…is always wrong Bloody Bill Kristol: At long last, I'm on Twitter: "If the mountaine will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet will goe to the mountaine." — Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 13, 2014

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The Wrath of Blam-Blam

Blam-Blam and his little Squirt, the most important Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs in our nation’s history, maybe ever Liz Cheney wrote an editorial: here’s an excerpt – Those who say the invasion of Iraq in … Continue reading

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