Category Archives: Monsters

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Arkansas continues to lead the way for GQP gawd-botherers to pick on children: Transgender name ban advances Bill would deny kids say on identity Arkansas teachers wouldn’t be required to address students by a name or pronoun … Continue reading

Posted in Monsters, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 6 Comments

Florida Man Seems Nice

“I’m wondering since 99% of Covid patients survive shouldn’t you have 99 photos of survivors for every one fatality? Otherwise you’re just trying to create a narrative that is not reality.” — Fred Piccolo, spokesman for Floriduh Gov. Ron DeSantis … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Monsters, Pandemics | 4 Comments

Monsters Gotta Be Monsters

I really need a drink: It only took 210,000 deaths before it impacted HIM and so he understands it now?#Unbelievable https://t.co/bvCyEogw1c — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) October 4, 2020 And now, I need a bottle: Any doctor who approved this … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Monsters, Pandemics | 14 Comments

Stupid Fiddles While America Dies

Tiger Beat on the Potomat (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie begins our day by setting the scene for us: FIFTY-TWO THOUSAND, FOUR-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-NINE Americans died from the coronavirus as of Saturday. At least. Which means that, by now — … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Monsters, Pandemics | 7 Comments

Dr. Oz Looks Hungrily at Your Kids

“Schools are an appetizing opportunity.” Oz has a strange idea of what school lunch means, I guess? Only 2- or maybe 3-percent of your kids will die, which is totally cool with Dr. Oz. I’d like to nominate Junior Mints … Continue reading

Posted in Monsters, Pandemics | 15 Comments

You First, Buddy

Let’s meet Trey Hollingworth (R – IN) who is telling us that it’s time to shove gramma into the jaws of death, like a common Dan Patrick: WASHINGTON–We have to get Americans back to work, says Indiana Representative Trey Hollingsworth … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Monsters, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

Monster Factory Foreman Doesn’t Have Regrets

This thread by Rick Wilson is pretty great, please read. We’ll wait. 1/ Watching all this slow, grinding failure and the mounting death toll because of this low, dumb, corrupt man and his low, dumb, corrupt enablers and his low, … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Monsters, Politics, Rat-Effing | Tagged , | 15 Comments

Weinstein Is Guilty

They took him away, in handcuffs. Axios has the details. Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance: “These are the eight women who changed the course of history in the fight against sexual violence. These are eight women who pulled our justice … Continue reading

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Crown Prince Bone Saw Has Corporate American Apologists

Uber is appalling, part infinity: Uber CEO on Saudi Arabia’s killing of Jamal Khashoggi: “It’s a serious mistake. We’ve made mistakes too, right, with self-driving … So I think that people make mistakes. It doesn’t mean that they can never … Continue reading

Posted in Monsters, Terrible Human Beings | 11 Comments

#MoscowMitch Gets A Moment Outside His Turtle Bowl

So this happened yesterday at Rep. Elijah Cummings memorial: That’s it right there! 😂 @SenSchumer pic.twitter.com/XjKis0JECz — EFF 🇵🇷 (@EFFTENDO) October 25, 2019 That’s one of Cummings’ pall bearers, who shunned shaking the hand of amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch, and bravo … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Monsters | 5 Comments