Category Archives: 2008 Goat Rodeo

2008 Presidential Campaign

The Evening Quote

“It went by very quickly. You know, it’s amazing to be here on election eve. I still haven’t had a chance to take a deep breath and think about everything that’s happened in these four years.” –Mooselini admitting she doesn’t … Continue reading

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Bitch, please.

Brisket® should feed the meter: her 15 minutes of fame was up long, long ago: She may have won an Emmy, but Julianne Moore’s portrayal of Sarah Palin gets a big thumbs down from one critic. “I don’t think she’s … Continue reading

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Congratulations to Sarah Palin!

LOS ANGELES, CA – SEPTEMBER 23: Actress Julianne Moore accepts Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie for “Game Change” onstage during the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on September 23, 2012 in … Continue reading

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Walnuts to the Rescue!

A popular talking point of the Left is that Grandpa Walnuts took one look at 31 years of The Willard Mechanism’s taxes and bolted to the warm (if not loopy) embrace of Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin. … Continue reading

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The List

Hey guys, remember that time when all of Liblandia was in love with handsome sociopath John Edwards and we stood our ground and said that he showed very poor leadership skills and judgement? Me Neither! But anyway, it seems we … Continue reading

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Three Strikes and You’re Supposed to be Out

God would be having a very rough time in the Major Leagues the season After over 2,000 years of silence [conversations with Jesus, Moses, Abraham and select others apparently were quite exhausting], America must truly be the chosen people [not the … Continue reading

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Hahaha!

The Narcissus Borealis gets the star treatment she so richly deserves.

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Mooselini could sell her soiled panties on Craig’s List

The Vanity Fair story on Mooselini is out, and while it makes it clear that she is a fraud and a fameball grifter with the brain of a disoriented gerbil, there are some gems in the article. But the best … Continue reading

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John Edwards’ Splash Towel Speaks!

I’m sick to death of John Edwards’ ego, and yet there is a certain train-wreck fascination now that his weirdo mistress is talkin‘… but here is the best Q&A in the entire interview (that I stopped reading at this point, … Continue reading

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Walnuts addresses the little brown ones

“He threw out [the words] ‘You people — you people made your choice. You made your choice during the election,’ ” the source said. “It was almost as if [he was saying] ‘You’re cut off!’ We felt very uncomfortable when … Continue reading

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