Category Archives: snark

Bad Signs, Cont.

Actually, that’s a pretty great sign in a bathroom. (My favorite still is the one scratched on the paper toilet seat cover dispenser at the bathroom at my university’s library: “Ronald Reagan Party Hats” — good times, good time.)

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This Exists

Yes, you too can ask Worf to beam down a security detail directly from this blue-tooth enables Star Trek TNG communication badge, which syncs with your smart phone: Once connected, one touch answers/ends calls, plays/pauses audio, or accesses Siri, Google … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

Alex Jones’ guest is Gary Heavin the nutty theocrat founder of womens’ fitness gym Curves (who brags about how he’s taking money from women to fund anti-abortion campaigns); anyway they agree that Hillary is The Beast and that we are in End … Continue reading

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The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Anatomy of a Column eggy Noonan came to somewhere in the garment district, in a shopping cart, wearing a vermillion factory second prom gown with an enormous fuchsia sash and puce bow that was some how caught in the small … Continue reading

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Bless His Heart

Texas Republican Rep. Brian Babin: “I think sometimes a lady needs to be told when she’s being nasty. I do.”

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This Exists

Yes, your cosplay sexxxy-time can now involve the Loch Ness Monster, too! Mermaid extra. this Etsy costume maker has a full range of monster costumes for kiddies through adults, so the whole family can go trick or treating. Have at … Continue reading

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This Exists

Last night we gave you a Rubik’s cube for your Facebook Rage Uncle, and tonight we present one for your smarty-pants nephew! Yes, a 7×7 Rubik’s Cube will shut up the little bastard.

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The Morning Quote

Fox News’ own Southern Baptist megachurch pastor Robert Jeffress: “When I’m looking for a leader who’s going to fight ISIS and keep this nation secure, I don’t want some meek and mild leader or somebody who’s going to turn the … Continue reading

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Why Russia Likes The Republicans?

Oh, I dunno, maybe because the GOP has been accidentally funding the hackers?! It looks like the NRSC store was infected with malware that scooped up both identity and credit card information and sent it to Russia. So, if your … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice (Part Infinity)

Sweet Jeebus, dude thinks that “taking out” Hillary Clinton would be patriotic: Trump supporter at rally says "Hillary needs to be taken out" Watch: — Jason Morrell (@CNNJason) October 17, 2016 …and I don’t think he means for drinks, … Continue reading

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