Category Archives: snark


Hey guys, you know all those illegal robocalls the Russian Usurper and the Fat Termite made at dinnertime in Montana for Greg ‘The Gripper’ Gianforte? The Republicans want to make robocalls to your cellphones legal. Free speech, dontcha know? A … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Prophet Johnny Enlow heard from Gawd (again): Last night I was awakened with an intense and fiery word from the Lord that I will attempt to convey. This is what I heard: FART! “Jesus was … Continue reading

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Via Crooks and Liars: “Following multiple interviews and an investigation by the Gallatin County Sheriff’s Office it was determined there was probable cause to issue a citation. Greg Gianforte received a citation on Wednesday night and is scheduled to appear … Continue reading

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Shorter OMB Dir. Mick Mulvaney:

Shorter OMB Director Mick Mulvaney: assisting the poor is thievery. Here’s the longer version: Mick Mulvaney: For years, we’ve focused on how we can help Americans receive taxpayer-funded assistance. Under President Trump’s leadership, we’re now looking at how we can … Continue reading

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The Pope Meets The Dope

“So which one…” “…is Calista, if you know what I mean and I think you do,” the Pope didn’t say while making a Jesse Watters’ gesture. “Hubba-hubba!”

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From the Department of No D’Uh

From the NYTimes, presumably written without guile: President Trump began a two-day visit to Israel on Monday with a blunt assessment for Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu: If Israel really wants peace with its Arab neighbors, the cost will be resolving … Continue reading

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Here’s Some Stupid For Your Coffee

Oh man, watch Israeli ambassador Ron Dermer (on right couch) react when Trump says—in Israel—"We just got back from the Middle East." — (((Yair Rosenberg))) (@Yair_Rosenberg) May 22, 2017 The Russian Usurper doesn’t seem to know/think that Israel is … Continue reading

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“Eye of Newt…”


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It’s Wilbur Ross Day!

Good grief, Charlie Brown, this guy: “I think the other thing that was fascinating to me — there was not a single hint of a protester anywhere there during the whole time we were there, not one guy with a … Continue reading

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Housekeeping Note

Hey You, I fooled them again!!1! This upcoming week I will be returning to Crooks and Liars to do Mike’s Blog Round-Up (which is always the first post of the day at C&L and gets lotsa eyeballs on it), which … Continue reading

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