Category Archives: snark
Ah, Florida, you let us down: Student Council Preznint for Life Marco Rubio won his primary battle for the job he said he hates and does not want, as did serial incompetent Debbie Wasserman Schultz who will now work hard … Continue reading
Yes, you—you intergallactic stud muffin—can live longer with the new Star Trek themed condoms.
Happy Hour News Briefs Trump endorser Apostle Thomas Rodgers, Sr. of Antioch Road to Glory International Ministries in North Carolina wants blacks to return to Africa to build roads? The alt-right just popped wood.
This will probably go direct to, um, video (is that still a thing?): So, a LA Drug Kingpin finds Jeebus, and everyone has their best Ricardo Montalban impression going on? It must be the End Times!
Today it is Florida: And Arizona: Come’on America: don’t let me down! Although the comic loss would be immense, none of these paster-eaters should return to DC, so for the good of the nation, let’s boot these fools outta work.
EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Weiner sexted a busty brunette while his son was in bed with him https://t.co/f2C7tn1yoy pic.twitter.com/JNmerTREKD — New York Post (@nypost) August 29, 2016 Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) breathlessly tells us the latest hot gossip… The … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Dude looks like a church lady, or sounds like one. Let’s listen in as he tells us in the first of three parts why Hell’s own hell-beast Hellery is no Christian: Isn’t that special? His self-satisfied … Continue reading
The Pivot Continues! We imagine Kellyanne Conway is reaching for the Cap’n Crunch and Bailey’s. “[Hair furer Donald Trump] hasn’t changed his position on immigration, he has changed the words that he is saying.”
Kellyanne Conway’s work is cut out for her: Tried watching low-rated @Morning_Joe this morning, unwatchable! @morningmika is off the wall, a neurotic and not very bright mess! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 22, 2016 Some day, when things calm … Continue reading
See if you can spot it: “Are you talking to the [Trump] campaign about perhaps rejoining,” CNN’s Brianna Keilar WISTFULLY asked [Corey Lewandowski], who is now a contributor at CNN.