Category Archives: Mooselini
Trump Taps Washington Lawyer Who Vetted Sarah Palin Top notch hire. Genius!
More and more, Mooselini is channeling her inner Tina Fey: I swear to Dog, from the gestures to the weird speech patterns, to the just mind-numbing stupidity of Palin, it could have been a SNL sketch. She’s becoming a parody … Continue reading
Mooselini tells Jake Tapper that zombie-eyed granny-starver Paul Ryan is doomed: “I think Paul Ryan is soon to be ‘Cantored,’ as in Eric Cantor,” Palin said, referring to the former Republican House majority leader who was ousted in a shocking … Continue reading
Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini shoots some word salad at us: “To all of you who believed in making a real difference in our politics and in the way things have been done in the past that have … Continue reading
“Bill Nye is as much a scientist as I am,” Palin said at a Capitol Hill event held to roll out a film that aims to discredit climate scientists. “He’s a kids’ show actor; he’s not a scientist.” “On the … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Baby Jeebus with a No. 2 Lead Pencil!! Who knew that Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter the Borealis Narcissus was a fan of Mock, Paper, Scissors?! And a fan of our Pop Quiz feature?! … Continue reading
Oh, sweet Jeebus, someone left an unguarded mic and Donald Trump campaign surrogate Mooselini throws-down some free-verse rap: Yeah, it’s long, but it’s worth the wait when you get to: “What the heck are you thinking, candidates? What the heck … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is developing her own Judge Judy-type show: The onetime vice presidential candidate has been tapped to preside over a planned reality court show that would premiere next year, … Continue reading
What are the yams saying, Clarice?
How did you know we were talking ’bout Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin who fled the frozen north and showed up in Florida at the famous Strawberry Festival, presumably to campaign for Vulgarmort, but then forgot about … Continue reading