Category Archives: Mooselini

A Mooselini Public Service Announcement

Scissorhead D-Cap sends us this very important news, Palin-ologists! There is a new Mooselini Quote Generator, or as I like to think of it, a Word-Salad Shooter. Here’s an example: At the same time, — as a result of this … Continue reading

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The Sunday Morning Quote

“Do you know how thoroughly distrusted you are, mainstream media? … [Trump] is now we the people’s nominee, so suck it up, cupcake!” (Mother Jones)

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Please Let History Repeat Itself Again. And Again

Trump Taps Washington Lawyer Who Vetted Sarah Palin Top notch hire. Genius!

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Your Sunday Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served

More and more, Mooselini is channeling her inner Tina Fey: I swear to Dog, from the gestures to the weird speech patterns, to the just mind-numbing stupidity of Palin, it could have been a SNL sketch. She’s becoming a parody … Continue reading

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Mother’s Day Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

Mooselini tells Jake Tapper that zombie-eyed granny-starver Paul Ryan is doomed: “I think Paul Ryan is soon to be ‘Cantored,’ as in Eric Cantor,” Palin said, referring to the former Republican House majority leader who was ousted in a shocking … Continue reading

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini shoots some word salad at us: “To all of you who believed in making a real difference in our politics and in the way things have been done in the past that have … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sarah?

“Bill Nye is as much a scientist as I am,” Palin said at a Capitol Hill event held to roll out a film that aims to discredit climate scientists. “He’s a kids’ show actor; he’s not a scientist.” “On the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Baby Jeebus with a No. 2 Lead Pencil!! Who knew that Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter the Borealis Narcissus was a fan of Mock, Paper, Scissors?! And a fan of our Pop Quiz feature?! … Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Sarah Palin

Oh, sweet Jeebus, someone left an unguarded mic and Donald Trump campaign surrogate Mooselini throws-down some free-verse rap: Yeah, it’s long, but it’s worth the wait when you get to: “What the heck are you thinking, candidates? What the heck … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is developing her own Judge Judy-type show: The onetime vice presidential candidate has been tapped to preside over a planned reality court show that would premiere next year, … Continue reading

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