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“Do you know how thoroughly distrusted you are, mainstream media? … [Trump] is now we the people’s nominee, so suck it up, cupcake!” (Mother Jones)
Trump Taps Washington Lawyer Who Vetted Sarah Palin Top notch hire. Genius!
More and more, Mooselini is channeling her inner Tina Fey: I swear to Dog, from the gestures to the weird speech patterns, to the just mind-numbing stupidity of Palin, it could have been a SNL sketch. She’s becoming a parody … Continue reading
Mooselini tells Jake Tapper that zombie-eyed granny-starver Paul Ryan is doomed: “I think Paul Ryan is soon to be ‘Cantored,’ as in Eric Cantor,” Palin said, referring to the former Republican House majority leader who was ousted in a shocking … Continue reading
Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini shoots some word salad at us: “To all of you who believed in making a real difference in our politics and in the way things have been done in the past that have … Continue reading
“Bill Nye is as much a scientist as I am,” Palin said at a Capitol Hill event held to roll out a film that aims to discredit climate scientists. “He’s a kids’ show actor; he’s not a scientist.” “On the … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Baby Jeebus with a No. 2 Lead Pencil!! Who knew that Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter the Borealis Narcissus was a fan of Mock, Paper, Scissors?! And a fan of our Pop Quiz feature?! … Continue reading
Oh, sweet Jeebus, someone left an unguarded mic and Donald Trump campaign surrogate Mooselini throws-down some free-verse rap: Yeah, it’s long, but it’s worth the wait when you get to: “What the heck are you thinking, candidates? What the heck … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is developing her own Judge Judy-type show: The onetime vice presidential candidate has been tapped to preside over a planned reality court show that would premiere next year, … Continue reading
What are the yams saying, Clarice?