Category Archives: Mooselini

Word Salad Tossed Fresh Daily

More pearls of wisdom from Sarah Palin, Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter: “That gang, they call themselves Never hashtag, whatever, I just call ‘em Republicans Against Trump, or RAT for short.” Mooselini continues: “This isn’t a game, nor some … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin Is Only Asking The Hard Questions; All Questions Are Hard

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is only askin’ the hard questions. Well, in all honesty, all questions are hard for her. Anyway some of her orcs spotted a story in the UK’s Daily Fail that white UN-marked armored … Continue reading

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Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

Alaska’s part time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin praises that common-man, billionaire Deadbeat Donald: I swear to blog, the woman is stoned.

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Mooselini Speaks!

Alaska’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin has taken to her mighty book of faces, posted a picture of Margaret Thatcher and has proclaimed thusly: When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to … Continue reading

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The Moose That Bleats

Alaskastan’s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini got on the book of faces again, this time to talk about The Kenyan Usurper, guns, mooslimbs, and everything except that it was a gay club that was shot-up real good: OBAMA IS … Continue reading

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A Mooselini Public Service Announcement

Scissorhead D-Cap sends us this very important news, Palin-ologists! There is a new Mooselini Quote Generator, or as I like to think of it, a Word-Salad Shooter. Here’s an example: At the same time, — as a result of this … Continue reading

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The Sunday Morning Quote

“Do you know how thoroughly distrusted you are, mainstream media? … [Trump] is now we the people’s nominee, so suck it up, cupcake!” (Mother Jones)

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Please Let History Repeat Itself Again. And Again

Trump Taps Washington Lawyer Who Vetted Sarah Palin Top notch hire. Genius!

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Your Sunday Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served

More and more, Mooselini is channeling her inner Tina Fey: I swear to Dog, from the gestures to the weird speech patterns, to the just mind-numbing stupidity of Palin, it could have been a SNL sketch. She’s becoming a parody … Continue reading

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Mother’s Day Word Salad, Tossed Fresh Daily

Mooselini tells Jake Tapper that zombie-eyed granny-starver Paul Ryan is doomed: “I think Paul Ryan is soon to be ‘Cantored,’ as in Eric Cantor,” Palin said, referring to the former Republican House majority leader who was ousted in a shocking … Continue reading

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