Category Archives: honors and awards

The Annual Jon Swift Round-Up Announced

Our pal Batocchio at the essential blog Vagabond Scholar has posted the 2022 Round-up (The Best Posts of the Year, Chosen by the Bloggers Themselves), and you should go there to read it. We’re gonna keep this on top today, … Continue reading

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Congrats to Larry Sabato!

Thanks to the Republicans for the hearty laugh you’ve given me…There goes my reserved seat at your next #insurrection. Oh well. https://t.co/lK6ni7eXCo — Larry Sabato (@LarrySabato) July 9, 2021 It’s good to see Sabato wear this like Crystal Ball  badge … Continue reading

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Will Bill from Cleveland sell more Chevys than Stan in Poughkeepsie?

I understand that there is some sort of trade show tonight, where fabulously wealthy people dress up in BORROWED couture and jewels and give each other prizes to promote their “product.” There’s only so much stupid I can take and … Continue reading

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TFG Wins Award!

So the GQP went to Floriduh, paid Fat Nixon $100,00 Ameros to use one of his trash clubs for him to moan and whinge about THEM, and presented him with a fake award: This weekend I was proud to recognize … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

This will make the old orange man’s blood boil: Jared Kushner nominated for Nobel peace prize Former White House senior adviser Jared Kushner and his deputy, Avi Berkowitz, have been nominated for the Nobel peace prize for their role in … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Prznint Stupid Snubbed By Nobel Prize, Again

It went to the WORLD FOOD PROGRAMME “for its efforts to combat hunger, for its contribution to bettering conditions for peace in conflict-affected areas and for acting as a driving force in efforts to prevent the use of hunger as … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “I made a deal, I saved a country, and I just heard that the head of that country is now getting the Nobel Peace Prize for saving the country. I said, ‘what, did I have something … Continue reading

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The Jon Swift Round-up 2019 Is Out ( #jonswift2019)

You can find the Jon Swift Round-Up —The best posts of the year as chosen by the bloggers themselves— at our pal Batocchio’s place. You might see some familiar names and find some new blogs to follow. The entry I … Continue reading

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MPS Salutes Living Typo Steve Mnuchin!

  We should offer congratulations to Mnuchin for being the first treasury secretary in U.S. history to have a trending hashtag dedicated to the proposition of putting him in prison.  

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Awards!

Thrice-Married Serial Adulterer to Award Medal of Freedom To Twice-Married Serial Adulterer “Tiger Woods is expected to visit the White House next week, where he will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Donald Trump, a source familiar … Continue reading

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