Category Archives: Mock
CNN tells us… “On a private conference call Monday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell discussed the steps ahead with three committee chairmen and Sen. John Cornyn, whose state of Texas was home to one of the shootings from the weekend. … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s listen as Gawd’s own historian, Dave Barton (no doctorate, so no honorific), explains to us why fetus-fondling gawd-botherers have more civil rights than the rest of us: That’s a novel interpretation of the First Amendment! … Continue reading
We should offer congratulations to Mnuchin for being the first treasury secretary in U.S. history to have a trending hashtag dedicated to the proposition of putting him in prison.
Thrice-Married Serial Adulterer to Award Medal of Freedom To Twice-Married Serial Adulterer “Tiger Woods is expected to visit the White House next week, where he will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Donald Trump, a source familiar … Continue reading
…comes to us from unindicted co-conspirator Tex Betsy who sends us this urgent news while in flight: Well isn't this embarrassing… https://t.co/4FUAWEOWr2 — Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom (@NunesAlt) March 19, 2019 Thanks Tex!
[I feel remiss that this post got lost in the shuffle of the holidays, and so I’m putting it on top, fresher posts below. You really should go to Batocchio’s and read through the links, this is a stellar round-up. … Continue reading
Awkward! Be sure to watch the cringe-worthy embedded video as Comrade Horndog presents the Prznintial Medal of Freedumb to the Widow Scalia, in the manner of a true gentleman: TRUMP SEX JOKE ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 “Joining us for this ceremony is … Continue reading
As we say around MPS, Punching a nazi is a good thing. You know what else is a good thing? Shouting “Fuck you” at Tucker Carlson is a good thing. We are all about the free speech here. Guess He’ll … Continue reading
Robert Mueller is No. 1 on Vanity Fair’s 2018 New Establishment List. And Anonymous, the White House senior official who wrote THAT NYTimes op-ed. is No. 99. Weirdly, MPS didn’t make the list again. We was robbed! Again! Well-played, Vanity Fair. … Continue reading