Category Archives: Mock

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Because We Love A Good Correction

A truly top notch newspaper correction. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #Scotland — Jill Stark (@jillastark) May 17, 2016 (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mountjoy)

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Today in Pandering News

Who knew that Tennessee could read? “Having already made a .50-caliber sniper gun the official state rifle, Tennessee lawmakers on Monday gave final approval to making the Holy Bible the state’s official book.” “…Republican Sen. Steve Southerland argued that his … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

For once, I agree with the blog’s ol’ pal and fetus-fondling god-botherer Rev. Fishsticks, but maybe not as he might hope: I do think all of Y’all Qaeda needs to be on record. We need to separate the theocrats from … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, Homophobia, marriage equality, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

“I spoke with Kim Davis this morning to offer my prayers and support,” Huckabee said. “I let her know how proud I am of her for not abandoning her religious convictions and standing strong for religious liberty. She is showing … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Homophobia, marriage equality, Mike 'Uncle Sugar' Huckabee, Theocrats, Today's Irony Alert, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Religious Freedom in America is only for Xristians? This guy is one fork shy of a place setting if he really believes that. And of course, next up: which sect of Xristians is it really for… It never stops with … Continue reading

Posted in First Amendment, Theocrats, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Which Scissorhead is this?

Which one of you plays the tuba and decided to follow around KKK marchers giving them a cartoony soundtrack?

Posted in Anti-Semitism, civil rights, Free Speech, In-breeding, Mock, snark | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink, Ohio

Happy Hour News Briefs (COLUMBUS, Ohio) – Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine today announced a $300,000 grant for Athletes in Action (AIA), a Xenia-based nonprofit organization that works to help form well-rounded athletes of integrity in their sport and beyond. … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two

The Sanctity of Marriage Texas State Senator Charles Perry, a Gawd-fearin’ Xristian, who is seeking to defeat the ‘mos who want to get married, finds himself in a bit of bind: “An apparent stripper in Oklahoma has filed for a … Continue reading

Posted in Texas, Today's Irony Alert, Xristian Xraxies | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Blog Against Theocracy 2015

In which we celebrate the wisdom of our founding fathers for putting The First Amendement, well, first. Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Democracy, First Amendment, snark, Theocrats | 20 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Convicted felon accuses Hillary Clinton of lawlessness, and yes, Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist D’VORCE D’SPOUSA is currently serving his eight month … Continue reading

Posted in Today's Irony Alert | 2 Comments