Category Archives: Mock

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I’m a sentimental old Irishman

…so this got me bawling: And his response is classic Biden:

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Paul Ryan: ‘Pay for Your Free Speech’

Best friend of free speech, Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan has an idea: U.S. Speaker Paul Ryan and his Republican lieutenants want to hit fellow lawmakers with fines and potential ethics violations if they engage in live-streaming or other disruptions on … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, First Amendment, Free Speech, Zombie Attacks | 5 Comments

John Kasich Walks Into A Bookstore… Again

I know the premise sounds like a joke, but every time ‘Who Me’ Kasich is in a bookstore, something weird happens, usually with religion. Anyway, today we learned that Kasich did it again! While campaigning for Chris Sununu, Kasich wandered into … Continue reading

Posted in First Amendment, John 'Who, me?' Kasich, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

Because We Love A Good Correction

A truly top notch newspaper correction. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #Scotland pic.twitter.com/gcOVMxP4ww — Jill Stark (@jillastark) May 17, 2016 (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mountjoy)

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Today in Pandering News

Who knew that Tennessee could read? “Having already made a .50-caliber sniper gun the official state rifle, Tennessee lawmakers on Monday gave final approval to making the Holy Bible the state’s official book.” “…Republican Sen. Steve Southerland argued that his … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

For once, I agree with the blog’s ol’ pal and fetus-fondling god-botherer Rev. Fishsticks, but maybe not as he might hope: I do think all of Y’all Qaeda needs to be on record. We need to separate the theocrats from … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, Homophobia, marriage equality, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

“I spoke with Kim Davis this morning to offer my prayers and support,” Huckabee said. “I let her know how proud I am of her for not abandoning her religious convictions and standing strong for religious liberty. She is showing … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Homophobia, marriage equality, Mike 'Uncle Sugar' Huckabee, Theocrats, Today's Irony Alert, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Religious Freedom in America is only for Xristians? This guy is one fork shy of a place setting if he really believes that. And of course, next up: which sect of Xristians is it really for… It never stops with … Continue reading

Posted in First Amendment, Theocrats, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Which Scissorhead is this?

Which one of you plays the tuba and decided to follow around KKK marchers giving them a cartoony soundtrack?

Posted in Anti-Semitism, civil rights, Free Speech, In-breeding, Mock, snark | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink, Ohio

Happy Hour News Briefs (COLUMBUS, Ohio) – Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine today announced a $300,000 grant for Athletes in Action (AIA), a Xenia-based nonprofit organization that works to help form well-rounded athletes of integrity in their sport and beyond. … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 5 Comments