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Today’s Irony Alert

Posted in Today's Irony Alert | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News To blog about Meatball*, er, Gov. Ron DeSantis, Attorney General Ashley Moody, and other members of the Florida executive cabinet or legislature you must register with the state of Floriduh or face fines: [Florida Sen. Jason Brodeur … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, blogging, First Amendment, Floriduh, Our Failed Political Press, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Maybe that committee looking into the Weaponization of the Federal Gubmint might want to look into this: Trump Demanded His Staffers Try And Force Jimmy Kimmel To Stop Making Fun Of Him Few are as thin-skinned as … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Today's Irony Alert, Wingnuttia | 2 Comments

The Annual Jon Swift Round-Up Announced

Our pal Batocchio at the essential blog Vagabond Scholar has posted the 2022 Round-up (The Best Posts of the Year, Chosen by the Bloggers Themselves), and you should go there to read it. We’re gonna keep this on top today, … Continue reading

Posted in honors and awards | 1 Comment

Bumps In Road For Free Speech Platform

The eleventy-dimensional chess game that Billionaire Elon Musk is playing with Twitter continues to pay off handsomely: DETROIT — General Motors is suspending its advertising on Twitter following Elon Musk’s takeover of the social media platform, the company told CNBC on … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, First Amendment, Free Speech, People Dumber than Dolphins, Tom Cotton | 6 Comments

Georgia Representative Has Unusual Understanding of First Amendment

No matter what you think of Alex Jones all he did was speak words. He was not the one who pulled the trigger. Were his words wrong and did he apologize? Yes. That’s what freedom of speech is. Freedom to … Continue reading

Posted in Alex Jones, Ammosexuals, Conspiracy Theorists, First Amendment, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene | 7 Comments

Report: Laws Are For The Little People in Alabama

So who is fired NOW for following the law? Why, the poll worker of course! An Alabama man who volunteered as a poll worker in his community was fired shortly after he asked Alabama State Republican Party Chairman John Wahl … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, Theocrats, Today's Irony Alert, voting | 8 Comments

Surprise: You Are Now Paying For Private Religious Schools!

The theocratic majority on the totally illegitimate and undemocratic (little dee) Chief Justice John Roberts’ SCOTUS decided that public tax money would be well-spent paying for-profit religious schools in the State of Maine (and now by precedent, everywhere): The Supreme … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, John Roberts, Reform the Court, SCOTUS, Trenton’s Torquemada Witchfinder Sam Alito | 18 Comments

The Afternoon Stupid Break

My twitter pal Jodi alerts us that we have a live one:   OMG, I just learned that she is running for Governor. Heaven help us. https://t.co/j51js12wKT — Jodi 🇺🇦 (@jodotcom) May 19, 2022  

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, First Amendment, Jump for Jeebus, People Dumber than Dolphins, Xristian Xraxies | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, you know how Wingnuttia is always going on about how they and they alone are being censored and demanding that the gubmint do sumpin’ about it (despite the gubmint cannot do anything about it because of … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, First Amendment, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 6 Comments