Category Archives: Medicare

Mike Pence Announces 2024 Goat Rodeo Policy Position

Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, has decided that he’s not unpopular enough and so his candidacy is exploring new boundaries to ensure that he never is elected, even to the office … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News In case anyone was wondering which 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender would be the first to commit ritual suicide on Fox News, we got the answer: "I think we can replace the New Deal with a better deal" … Continue reading

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‘Ooops,’ Said DeSantis

We’re probably going to see a lot of this story today, and you know that you all love to rubberneck at a car crash, amirite? Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis expressed support for privatizing Medicare and Social Security during his first … Continue reading

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And He Didn’t Burst Into Flames

"I don't know one Republican, including me, that would ever cut Medicare." — Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL), who has called for sunsetting all government programs, including Medicare, every five years — The Recount (@therecount) January 26, 2023 Sen. Scott … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Healthcare Repeal, Liars, Lying Assweasles, Lying Liars Who Lie, Medicare, Rick Scott, Social Security | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He’s baaa-ack! (Bloomberg) — West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin said Thursday that Congress needs to deal with the nation’s “crippling debt” by making changes to shore up Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and other programs he said … Continue reading

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2022: It’s All On the Line

I know everyone and their dawg is demanding a high participation to overcome Team Evil in the 2022 Pie Fight. Our pals at Electoral-Vote have an interesting observation: the Republicans have created a fantasyland opponent and Democrats are talking about … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Choice, Hostage Taking Today, Medicare, Social Security | 7 Comments

Rick Scott’s Defense: Deny! Deny! Deny!

Remember last February when the Chairman of the Republican Senate Campaign Committee, Rick Scott, released an official Republican Senate Campaign 11-point platform so odious that even amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell took him to the public whipping post? You know, the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Medicare, Rick Scott, Social Security, Things that will kill us all, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

Nation Shocked: Stable Jenius Might Not Be Lying About Sumpin’

Hey guys, remember that time that Comrade Stupid said that gutting Social Security and Medicare were second term projects? CNBC: Will entitlements ever be on your plate [for cutting]? TRUMP: “At some point they will be” CNBC: But you said … Continue reading

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Damning him with praise

I worship the ground that Paul Ryan walks on. — Blam-Blam

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Someone won something last night

Without much fanfare, a Dim won an election in a GOPer district, and her winning strategy was to run against abacus-wielding Paul Ryan’s plan to put the olds out on the ice floe to die. Kathy Kathy Hocul’s victory seems … Continue reading

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