Category Archives: The NYTimes

Our Failed Political Press ™ (Part Infinity)

It was all an act: “Those who have been watching “Saturday Night Live” for a very long time will recall that Fred Garvin, Male Prostitutewas a loudmouth, dressed in garish clothing that was 10 years out-of-style, and was “available” to … Continue reading

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Both Sides Expert Has Both Paychecks

Looks like BoBo was double-dipping and didn’t disclose: Facebook Helped Fund David Brooks’s Second Job. Nobody Told The Readers Of The New York Times. The New York Times columnist has been using his perch to promote the Weave Project — … Continue reading

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NYTimes Imitates Politico Gossiping About Barr

There’s some speculation in our failed political press that strategic hire AG Bill Barr is gonna You’re Fired hisself: “Attorney General William P. Barr is considering stepping down before President Trump’s term ends next month, according to three people familiar … Continue reading

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NYTimes Shocked At What We All Knew

Not that this is really news to us, but the NYTimes seems shocked to learn that Prznint Stupid does nothing but sit on the can and rage tweet all day: “In the three weeks since Election Day, President Trump’s most … Continue reading

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Access Journalist Has Access, Plans Book

Gossip rag Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) is so proud of ex-Politico Maggie Haberman, stenographer to the 4th Reich, that this is the lede item in their morning email thingie (enigmatic emboldening and upper-case usage is all theirs): … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press Strikes Again

The NYTimes (emphasis mine) “Trump advisers said their best hope was if the president wins Ohio and Florida is too close to call early in the night, depriving Mr. Biden a swift victory and giving Mr. Trump the room to … Continue reading

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Buy This Man More Hamberders! Stat! Super-size It!

Axios morning email thingie tells us we coulda had Prznint Termite last November: The newsy book by N.Y. Times scoop machine Michael Schmidt — “Donald Trump v. The United States,” out today — adds to the mystery surrounding President Trump’s … Continue reading

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When the News is the News

MPS maintains that cancel culture is conservative groupspeak for refusing responsibility for their own words and deeds. It’s called consequences. Today’s object lesson: the reprehensible Bari Weiss. Vice tells us opinion writer conservative apparatchik Bari Weiss has quit the NYTimes, publishing … Continue reading

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‘All Options Are On the Table’ — White House on Protesters

So the official stance of the 4th Reich is what now? White House spokesman Hogan Gidley on the possibility of Trump using the US military to stop US protests: "All options are on the table." pic.twitter.com/daLGKplxce — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, Our Failed Political Press, The NYTimes, Tom Cotton | 10 Comments

NYTimes Report: Tweet, Twit, Twat

Hercules had it easy when he cleaned out King Augeas’ stables. Axios morning email thingie reports: The N.Y. Times read all 11,390 of President Trump’s White House tweets (twice), and reports these findings in a 10-page special section, with three … Continue reading

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