Category Archives: The NYTimes

NYTimes: 1 Data Point Determines A Trend

Our Failed Political Press ™ The NYTimes has a hot take: “Tuesday’s election result trend lines were a political nightmare for the Democratic Party, and no Democrat who cares about winning elections in 2022 and the presidential race in 2024 … Continue reading

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Area Man To Both Sides Himself As He Runs For Governor

Guys, former NYTimes columnist/pundit Nick Kristof quit his job and declared his intention of running to become the gubnor of Oregon [The NYTimes questions the existence of Oregon, hears that it is somewhere west of the Hudon River, promises to … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press ™

The NYT does it again: "House Delays Vote on Infrastructure Bill as Democrats Feud." On the homepage they call it a "Big Setback for the Biden Agenda." Really? Really? A day? A couple of days? The media is getting this … Continue reading

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The NYTimes Wants New Readers, Insults New Readers

This was my open tab I forgot to close over the weekend, essentially that the NYTimes is trying to figure out (and has been for a while) why the rest of us don’t read the NYTimes. So the paper has put … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press ™ (Part Infinity)

It was all an act: “Those who have been watching “Saturday Night Live” for a very long time will recall that Fred Garvin, Male Prostitutewas a loudmouth, dressed in garish clothing that was 10 years out-of-style, and was “available” to … Continue reading

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Both Sides Expert Has Both Paychecks

Looks like BoBo was double-dipping and didn’t disclose: Facebook Helped Fund David Brooks’s Second Job. Nobody Told The Readers Of The New York Times. The New York Times columnist has been using his perch to promote the Weave Project — … Continue reading

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NYTimes Imitates Politico Gossiping About Barr

There’s some speculation in our failed political press that strategic hire AG Bill Barr is gonna You’re Fired hisself: “Attorney General William P. Barr is considering stepping down before President Trump’s term ends next month, according to three people familiar … Continue reading

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NYTimes Shocked At What We All Knew

Not that this is really news to us, but the NYTimes seems shocked to learn that Prznint Stupid does nothing but sit on the can and rage tweet all day: “In the three weeks since Election Day, President Trump’s most … Continue reading

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Access Journalist Has Access, Plans Book

Gossip rag Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) is so proud of ex-Politico Maggie Haberman, stenographer to the 4th Reich, that this is the lede item in their morning email thingie (enigmatic emboldening and upper-case usage is all theirs): … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press Strikes Again

The NYTimes (emphasis mine) “Trump advisers said their best hope was if the president wins Ohio and Florida is too close to call early in the night, depriving Mr. Biden a swift victory and giving Mr. Trump the room to … Continue reading

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