Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

What Makes Tucker Tick

Posted on April 4, 2019 by

Vox finally tries to explain to us Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson. I always the need to remind everyone that there is a back-up Tucker: his brother Buckley, who by all accounts … Continue reading →

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It Is To Laugh

Posted on March 13, 2019 by

And in breaking news, Hannity reveals that human frat paddle Tucker Carlson was supposed to be on vacation this week, and will be taking vacation, you know, to, um, uh… So uh…Hannity just said Tucker is going on vacation pic.twitter.com/6pdCvu63q4 … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, racism, Sean Hannity, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Living Frat Paddle*, Tucker Carlson, Speak Again

Posted on March 12, 2019 by

MMFA released more recordings of Tucker talking to The Love Sponge. If the first tranche of recordings were sexist, then this tranche are racist. And while I often say that as a white dude, I’m not allowed to define racism … Continue reading →

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The Quotable Tucker Carlson

Posted on March 11, 2019 by

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson who has made a career of demogogging what other people said decades ago gets caught in his own trap: As Media Matters says: “Between 2006 and 2011, … Continue reading →

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Area Man Confronts Reality

Posted on February 21, 2019 by

This longish NSFW video (language, so if you are at work, headphones) of Swanson TeeVee Dinner Heir Tucker Carlson losing his shit is delightful: Watch Fox News host Tucker Carlson call one of his guests a ‘tiny brain…moron’ during an … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 3, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight… Tucker Carlson is interviewing Mike Pence tonight. pic.twitter.com/AGmm2npOv6 — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 3, 2019 Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, … Continue reading →

Posted in Forced Birth, Fox News, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women | 10 Comments

TV Dinner Heir’s TV Show Boycotted

Posted on December 19, 2018 by

  KKK Grand Wizard Fox News’ Tucker Carlson is facing an advertiser backlash over racist, anti-immigration comments he made last week when he said on his show that mass-immigration “makes our country poorer, and dirtier, and more divided.” More than a dozen … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, racism, snark, Talentless Hacks, The New Confederacy, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Free Speech, With Tucker Carlson

Posted on October 16, 2018 by

As we say around MPS, Punching a nazi is a good thing. You know what else is a good thing? Shouting “Fuck you” at Tucker Carlson is a good thing. We are all about the free speech here. Guess He’ll … Continue reading →

Posted in First Amendment, Tucker Carlson | 8 Comments

Please Seek Help, Tucker

Posted on September 14, 2018 by

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar, Tucker Carlson, and Stormy Daniel’s attorney Michael Avenatti had a delightful conversation on Fox News. Throughout the interview, Fox News’ patented insult chyron scrolled by with gems such as: … Continue reading →

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Saturday’s Long Read

Posted on September 8, 2018 by

It’s a long read, but strangely compelling: The Mystery of Tucker Carlson One of the enduring puzzles of the modern era is how Tucker Carlson revived his flailing career after Jon Stewart destroyed it in a single guest appearance. This … Continue reading →

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