Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

Surprise! Tucker is Thinking About Junk Again!

Tucker Carlson —who famously wants men to tan their junk because reasons— is fixated again on other men’s junk: Tucker Carlson takes apparent homophobic swipe at monkeypox, suggests calling it “schlong covid.” pic.twitter.com/Xk7Ibyqj6o — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 28, 2022 … Continue reading

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Tucker Reaches New Frontier In Both Sides Journalism

We cannot make up this merde: Tucker Carlson tries to make the case that the Insurrection (with 7 dead, thousands arrested, the Capitol sacked, and democracy on life support) the equivalent of…Triump the Insult Comedy Dog doing his shtick: Seven … Continue reading

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Buffalo: It Was Domestic Tuckerism

I’m just going to say it: Tucker Carlson and Fox News inspired the Buffalo shooter with their repeated Great Replacement Theory nonsense. Here's Tucker Carlson literally laughing off the New York Times investigation of him relentlessly spouting white nationalist talking … Continue reading

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Today’s How-To: Tucker

The struggle is real pic.twitter.com/ZA9eobb91K — Dave Columbo (@dvdcolumbo) January 19, 2022 Laughed my ass cleannnnnnn-off! (And it is a very good impersonation, too!) (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

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Russian Ship Lost at Sea

The Russian Defense Ministry says its naval flagship Moskva has sunk in the Black Sea while being towed in a storm. Ukraine had claimed it hit the cruiser with a missile strike. Moscow denied the ship had been hit by … Continue reading

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Tucker Gets A Protest

TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, useful idiot, and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson might hav had a moment to face non-sycophants: Ukrainian-Americans protested Tucker Carlson’s pro-Putin comments outside his speaking engagement at a church in San Marcos, CA … Continue reading

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Useful Idiots No Longer Useful?

Guys, maybe ratings-obsessed Hair Füror and his quisling buddy Tucker Carlson might want to check out the latest Pew Research Poll before they do anymore Putin fan-boi’ing: Weeks after Russia invaded his country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy draws overwhelmingly positive … Continue reading

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And Speaking of ROI…

  I wonder what Pooty paid to buy Tucker, as this is seriously messed up: Tucker: Will our effort to destroy the Russian economy hurt this country in the long and short term? pic.twitter.com/uSCc7zkSJs — Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2022 … Continue reading

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Well-Said, Kinzinger!

I don’t like Adam Kinzinger’s conservative policies much, but I do admire that he’s willing to take a stand for what he believes in, even when it clearly does him no good. Anyway, this is well-said: Tucker Carlson invited me … Continue reading

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Comrade Tucker: Boffo Box Office In Russia

Fox News —Pravda’s US Competition— is getting some free promo in Mother Russia according to Mother Jones: On March 3, as Russian military forces bombed Ukrainian cities as part of Vladimir Putin’s illegal invasion of his neighbor, the Kremlin sent … Continue reading

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