Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson and the Sin of Omission

Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson decided on his White Power Hour to, uh, give us an example of why Critical Race Theory should be taught in schools: Tucker Carlson says the Biden administration is allowing Afghan refugees to enter the … Continue reading

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Back To Basics With Fox News!

I’m not saying that Ethnic Studies Scholar Tucker Carlson is a racist, but I am saying that racists will be thrilled with his show last night:   Tucker: "If history is any guide, and it’s always a guide, we'll see … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Laura Ingraham, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 14 Comments

Tucker-gate!

Conspiracies Well, I didn’t see this one coming: it seems that Tinfoil helmeted Tucker Carlson’s claims of being spied upon by the NSA are so important that House Minority Leader K-Mac has charged known super-brain and House Permanent Select Committee … Continue reading

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Time To Put TeeVee Dinner Heir on Ice?

Our Failed Political Press ™ This is what happens when you eat too many teevee dinners and craft a helmet out of the foil: “Did the Biden administration read my personal emails? That’s the question that we asked directly to … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press ™ (Part Infinity)

It was all an act: “Those who have been watching “Saturday Night Live” for a very long time will recall that Fred Garvin, Male Prostitutewas a loudmouth, dressed in garish clothing that was 10 years out-of-style, and was “available” to … Continue reading

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Tucker Has A Hot Take, Boy-Howdy

Pravda competitor Fox News has a unique new conspiracy theory: Tucker Carlson's latest take on the Jan. 6th attack on the capitol is that it was actually an FBI false flag pic.twitter.com/s87r1eQYSU — nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) June 16, 2021 … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Tucker Carlson

We’re not saying that our favorite Nazi is old, but if he lights his birthday cake candles, it looks like the Reichstag Fire.

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Area Man Is Dim On Concept of Empathy, Leadership

It’s really hard to understand this seething outrage: What a sad, angry little man. pic.twitter.com/K2KlAuJBMp — Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) May 7, 2021 …Or is it? TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson once again … Continue reading

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The GOP Civil War Just Got Hotter

I’m not sure what TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, self-identified gay basher and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is getting at here… Frank Luntz & Kevin McCarthy. Not only are they friends. They are roommates. pic.twitter.com/nYGXxV5bya — Tucker … Continue reading

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Area Man Offers Bad Advice

Last night TV Dinner Heir Tucker Carlson had a nutty: Here's our writeup of Tucker Carlson urging his viewers to openly harass anyone wearing masks outdoors and telling them to call the cops or CPS on parents if they see … Continue reading

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