Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

Axios Builds A Lifeboat

Leave it to Axios to save the Coup Klux Klan: Our new reality: Three Americas The United States, torn apart by insurrection and mass misinformation, is witnessing a political and social realignment unfold in real time: We’re splitting into three … Continue reading

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No One Cares About Your Package, Tucker (Eww, Gross!)

Well, here’s a headline that made me feel a little queasy: UPS Finds Mystery Tucker Carlson Package Many have looked, few have found it. But enough dick jokes! What the hell is it about? A spokesman for UPS told The … Continue reading

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Congratulations To Fox News!

Judge Rules Tucker Carlson Is Not a Credible Source of News So by law, Tucker is a liar, and that’s a real achievement for Fox News Channel.

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Holy Crap, Jeff Zucker, CNN WTF?!

As awful as Tucker is, this is a bombshell report. As always, we repeat our favorite Zucker Quote:

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Tucker’s True Colors

Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson asked: “How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?” He’s trying to make a hero out of a 17-year old vigilante, who drove from … Continue reading

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The Jokes Write Themselves (Part Infinity)

Tucker Carlson attacks Elmo pic.twitter.com/KTkycca7SP — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) June 10, 2020 You know, they say that snarky blogging died when Dubya left office. Gonna add this right here: I analyzed 3 months of Tucker Carlson's advertising. Th data shows … Continue reading

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Rhymes With ‘Tucker’

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is so outta touch that he thinks he’s name-checking celebrities for bad behavior: I'm a proud papa seeing my TV son, @pattonoswalt, on this list. https://t.co/h0V2SvC5OI — … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Tucker!

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is 51 today. That’s a lot of candles to blow-out, Tuck, old boy. Hope you had a Hungry-Man teevee breakfast before celebrating with a Pot Pie and … Continue reading

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Watching Fox News Can Kill You. Literally.

This article in Vox ought to be making the Murdochs very cold-sweaty: A disturbing new study suggests Sean Hannity’s show helped spread the coronavirus Sophisticated new research links Hannity’s coronavirus misinformation to “a greater number of Covid-19 cases and deaths.” … Continue reading

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More Trouble For White Power Hour With Tucker!

The NYTimes tells us that Black Studies Scholar Tucker Carlson is in some familiar trouble: “The Monday episode of ‘Tucker Carlson Tonight,’ the host’s first since he left the airwaves for what Fox News said was a planned vacation two … Continue reading

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