Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

Please Seek Help, Tucker

Posted on September 14, 2018 by

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar, Tucker Carlson, and Stormy Daniel’s attorney Michael Avenatti had a delightful conversation on Fox News. Throughout the interview, Fox News’ patented insult chyron scrolled by with gems such as: … Continue reading →

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Saturday’s Long Read

Posted on September 8, 2018 by

It’s a long read, but strangely compelling: The Mystery of Tucker Carlson One of the enduring puzzles of the modern era is how Tucker Carlson revived his flailing career after Jon Stewart destroyed it in a single guest appearance. This … Continue reading →

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#NotAllMen

Posted on July 31, 2018 by
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The Steady Drip of Agitprop

Posted on July 18, 2018 by

Reliable Sources email thingie: Pretty much every time I watch Fox talk show hosts interview Trump, I see missed opportunities. This was one of those times. Tucker Carlson‘s pre-taped interview with Trump in Helsinki aired on Tuesday… While Carlson did … Continue reading →

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Posted on June 18, 2018 by

Real, not photoshopped. Courtesy of @GoAngelo on Twitter.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on June 15, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s see how Fox is positioning the news that Manafort is going to Jail because he was witness tampering. Thank god 69-year-old Paul Manafort is finally behind bars. Unchain the door, let the kids play outside. … Continue reading →

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Who Is You’re Hired’ed Today From Fox?

Posted on March 20, 2018 by

“There was a brazen plot to illegally exonerate Hillary Clinton and, if she didn’t win the election, to then frame Donald Trump with a falsely created crime. Everything we have seen from these texts, and from all the facts developing, … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, media, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 7 Comments

Goose-Stepper Doesn’t Understand Free Speech

Posted on September 6, 2017 by

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and noted Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson puts on his none-too-bright Beagle face and defends Gab, the white nationalists favorite social media platform: Let’s get some of those pesky fact outta the way … Continue reading →

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Petunia and Pals: Rhymes with ‘Tucker’

Posted on February 27, 2017 by

“It was forgone. Moonlight had to win because you knew what the film was about. And that’s part of the problem with Hollywood.” OK, the hysteria of the mixed-up envelopes aside, Tucker is implying that Moonlight, only won because of … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Homophobia, media, Petunia and Pals, Talentless Hacks, Transphobia, Tucker Carlson | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Fox News?

Posted on January 5, 2017 by

Fox News has named Tucker Carlson as Megyn Kelly’s replacement in the 9 PM time slot. Let’s watch those 9PM ratings plummet as dirty old men in The New Confederacy turn off the cable. (Well-played, NBC, well-played.)

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