Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

Fox News, Now in Black and White

Posted on April 16, 2021 by tengrain

The dumbest man in the senate, Ron Johnson (appropriately named), has some replacement-theory oratory that he is trying out of town before making his Broadway debut: Sen. Ron Johnson: "This administration wants complete open borders, and you have to ask … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, racism, RoJo, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

Tucker Carlson: ‘White, Like Me’

Posted on April 10, 2021 by tengrain

TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson stepped in it the other night and tracked it through the house of Rupert: Tucker Carlson Endorses White Supremacist Theory by Name When Nazis marched in Charlottesville … Continue reading →

Posted in racism, Racism, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Tucker Gets The Scoop on PizzaGaetz!

Posted on March 31, 2021 by tengrain

That was quite a “get.” Congrats to TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson and whoever is doing his booking. This is the interview everyone was talking about last night, and probably will be talking … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Matt Gaetz, Our Failed Political Press, Sex fiends, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 26 Comments

Axios Builds A Lifeboat

Posted on January 10, 2021 by tengrain

Leave it to Axios to save the Coup Klux Klan: Our new reality: Three Americas The United States, torn apart by insurrection and mass misinformation, is witnessing a political and social realignment unfold in real time: We’re splitting into three … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Axios, Fox News, Hate Radio, Junkie Limbaugh, Our Failed Political Press, Rush Limbaugh, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments

No One Cares About Your Package, Tucker (Eww, Gross!)

Posted on October 29, 2020 by tengrain

Well, here’s a headline that made me feel a little queasy: UPS Finds Mystery Tucker Carlson Package Many have looked, few have found it. But enough dick jokes! What the hell is it about? A spokesman for UPS told The … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Rat Bastards, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 11 Comments

Congratulations To Fox News!

Posted on September 26, 2020 by tengrain

Judge Rules Tucker Carlson Is Not a Credible Source of News So by law, Tucker is a liar, and that’s a real achievement for Fox News Channel.

Posted in Fox News, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 5 Comments

Holy Crap, Jeff Zucker, CNN WTF?!

Posted on September 9, 2020 by tengrain

As awful as Tucker is, this is a bombshell report. As always, we repeat our favorite Zucker Quote:

Posted in CNN, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Tucker Carlson | 5 Comments

Tucker’s True Colors

Posted on August 28, 2020 by tengrain

Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson asked: “How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?” He’s trying to make a hero out of a 17-year old vigilante, who drove from … Continue reading →

Posted in Activism, Black Lives Matter, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

The Jokes Write Themselves (Part Infinity)

Posted on June 10, 2020 by tengrain

Tucker Carlson attacks Elmo pic.twitter.com/KTkycca7SP — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) June 10, 2020 You know, they say that snarky blogging died when Dubya left office. Gonna add this right here: I analyzed 3 months of Tucker Carlson's advertising. Th data shows … Continue reading →

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Rhymes With ‘Tucker’

Posted on June 6, 2020 by tengrain

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is so outta touch that he thinks he’s name-checking celebrities for bad behavior: I'm a proud papa seeing my TV son, @pattonoswalt, on this list. https://t.co/h0V2SvC5OI — … Continue reading →

Posted in Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 4 Comments