Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 3, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight… Tucker Carlson is interviewing Mike Pence tonight. pic.twitter.com/AGmm2npOv6 — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 3, 2019 Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, … Continue reading →

Posted in Forced Birth, Fox News, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women | 10 Comments

TV Dinner Heir’s TV Show Boycotted

Posted on December 19, 2018 by

  KKK Grand Wizard Fox News’ Tucker Carlson is facing an advertiser backlash over racist, anti-immigration comments he made last week when he said on his show that mass-immigration “makes our country poorer, and dirtier, and more divided.” More than a dozen … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, racism, snark, Talentless Hacks, The New Confederacy, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Free Speech, With Tucker Carlson

Posted on October 16, 2018 by

As we say around MPS, Punching a nazi is a good thing. You know what else is a good thing? Shouting “Fuck you” at Tucker Carlson is a good thing. We are all about the free speech here. Guess He’ll … Continue reading →

Posted in First Amendment, Tucker Carlson | 8 Comments

Please Seek Help, Tucker

Posted on September 14, 2018 by

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar, Tucker Carlson, and Stormy Daniel’s attorney Michael Avenatti had a delightful conversation on Fox News. Throughout the interview, Fox News’ patented insult chyron scrolled by with gems such as: … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 11 Comments

Saturday’s Long Read

Posted on September 8, 2018 by

It’s a long read, but strangely compelling: The Mystery of Tucker Carlson One of the enduring puzzles of the modern era is how Tucker Carlson revived his flailing career after Jon Stewart destroyed it in a single guest appearance. This … Continue reading →

Posted in Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 7 Comments

#NotAllMen

Posted on July 31, 2018 by
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The Steady Drip of Agitprop

Posted on July 18, 2018 by

Reliable Sources email thingie: Pretty much every time I watch Fox talk show hosts interview Trump, I see missed opportunities. This was one of those times. Tucker Carlson‘s pre-taped interview with Trump in Helsinki aired on Tuesday… While Carlson did … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Death of the Media, Fox News, Tucker Carlson | 2 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Posted on June 18, 2018 by

Real, not photoshopped. Courtesy of @GoAngelo on Twitter.

Posted in Fox News, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on June 15, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s see how Fox is positioning the news that Manafort is going to Jail because he was witness tampering. Thank god 69-year-old Paul Manafort is finally behind bars. Unchain the door, let the kids play outside. … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Paul 'Putin's Pal' Manafort, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 6 Comments

Who Is You’re Hired’ed Today From Fox?

Posted on March 20, 2018 by

“There was a brazen plot to illegally exonerate Hillary Clinton and, if she didn’t win the election, to then frame Donald Trump with a falsely created crime. Everything we have seen from these texts, and from all the facts developing, … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, media, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 7 Comments