Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

The Jokes Write Themselves (Part Infinity)

Tucker Carlson attacks Elmo pic.twitter.com/KTkycca7SP — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) June 10, 2020 You know, they say that snarky blogging died when Dubya left office. Gonna add this right here: I analyzed 3 months of Tucker Carlson's advertising. Th data shows … Continue reading

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Rhymes With ‘Tucker’

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is so outta touch that he thinks he’s name-checking celebrities for bad behavior: I'm a proud papa seeing my TV son, @pattonoswalt, on this list. https://t.co/h0V2SvC5OI — … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Tucker!

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is 51 today. That’s a lot of candles to blow-out, Tuck, old boy. Hope you had a Hungry-Man teevee breakfast before celebrating with a Pot Pie and … Continue reading

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Watching Fox News Can Kill You. Literally.

This article in Vox ought to be making the Murdochs very cold-sweaty: A disturbing new study suggests Sean Hannity’s show helped spread the coronavirus Sophisticated new research links Hannity’s coronavirus misinformation to “a greater number of Covid-19 cases and deaths.” … Continue reading

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More Trouble For White Power Hour With Tucker!

The NYTimes tells us that Black Studies Scholar Tucker Carlson is in some familiar trouble: “The Monday episode of ‘Tucker Carlson Tonight,’ the host’s first since he left the airwaves for what Fox News said was a planned vacation two … Continue reading

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Tucker: Gone Fishing

You guys, Minority Studies Scholar Tucker Carlson suddenly announced he was going on vacation right after announcing the upcoming civil war: “Facing mounting controversy for declaring the very real problem of white supremacy in America to be a “hoax,” Tucker … Continue reading

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What Makes Tucker Tick

Vox finally tries to explain to us Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson. I always the need to remind everyone that there is a back-up Tucker: his brother Buckley, who by all accounts … Continue reading

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It Is To Laugh

And in breaking news, Hannity reveals that human frat paddle Tucker Carlson was supposed to be on vacation this week, and will be taking vacation, you know, to, um, uh… So uh…Hannity just said Tucker is going on vacation pic.twitter.com/6pdCvu63q4 … Continue reading

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Living Frat Paddle*, Tucker Carlson, Speak Again

MMFA released more recordings of Tucker talking to The Love Sponge. If the first tranche of recordings were sexist, then this tranche are racist. And while I often say that as a white dude, I’m not allowed to define racism … Continue reading

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The Quotable Tucker Carlson

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson who has made a career of demogogging what other people said decades ago gets caught in his own trap: As Media Matters says: “Between 2006 and 2011, … Continue reading

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