Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

More Trouble For White Power Hour With Tucker!

The NYTimes tells us that Black Studies Scholar Tucker Carlson is in some familiar trouble: “The Monday episode of ‘Tucker Carlson Tonight,’ the host’s first since he left the airwaves for what Fox News said was a planned vacation two … Continue reading

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Tucker: Gone Fishing

You guys, Minority Studies Scholar Tucker Carlson suddenly announced he was going on vacation right after announcing the upcoming civil war: “Facing mounting controversy for declaring the very real problem of white supremacy in America to be a “hoax,” Tucker … Continue reading

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What Makes Tucker Tick

Vox finally tries to explain to us Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson. I always the need to remind everyone that there is a back-up Tucker: his brother Buckley, who by all accounts … Continue reading

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It Is To Laugh

And in breaking news, Hannity reveals that human frat paddle Tucker Carlson was supposed to be on vacation this week, and will be taking vacation, you know, to, um, uh… So uh…Hannity just said Tucker is going on vacation pic.twitter.com/6pdCvu63q4 … Continue reading

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Living Frat Paddle*, Tucker Carlson, Speak Again

MMFA released more recordings of Tucker talking to The Love Sponge. If the first tranche of recordings were sexist, then this tranche are racist. And while I often say that as a white dude, I’m not allowed to define racism … Continue reading

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The Quotable Tucker Carlson

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson who has made a career of demogogging what other people said decades ago gets caught in his own trap: As Media Matters says: “Between 2006 and 2011, … Continue reading

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Area Man Confronts Reality

This longish NSFW video (language, so if you are at work, headphones) of Swanson TeeVee Dinner Heir Tucker Carlson losing his shit is delightful: Watch Fox News host Tucker Carlson call one of his guests a ‘tiny brain…moron’ during an … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight… Tucker Carlson is interviewing Mike Pence tonight. pic.twitter.com/AGmm2npOv6 — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 3, 2019 Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, … Continue reading

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TV Dinner Heir’s TV Show Boycotted

  KKK Grand Wizard Fox News’ Tucker Carlson is facing an advertiser backlash over racist, anti-immigration comments he made last week when he said on his show that mass-immigration “makes our country poorer, and dirtier, and more divided.” More than a dozen … Continue reading

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Free Speech, With Tucker Carlson

As we say around MPS, Punching a nazi is a good thing. You know what else is a good thing? Shouting “Fuck you” at Tucker Carlson is a good thing. We are all about the free speech here. Guess He’ll … Continue reading

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