Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

Somewhere, The Stasi Is Smiling

Posted on May 10, 2023 by tengrain

Professional racist Tucker Carlson has landed his new propaganda gig: Queue the Chucky voice, even Tucks says it himself: We’re Back. We’re back. pic.twitter.com/sG5t9gr60O — Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) May 9, 2023   Our pals at Electoral-Vote: Carlson decreed that “there … Continue reading →

Posted in Our Failed Social Media, The Fox Effect, Tucker Carlson, Twitter | 7 Comments

The Quotable Tucker Carlson

Posted on May 3, 2023 by tengrain

The WaPo is reporting on some of the (redacted) texts from America’s leading white supremacist: In the message, he described himself watching a video of Donald Trump supporters beating up someone he referred to as “an Antifa kid.” Carlson wrote … Continue reading →

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, racism, Talentless Hacks, The New Confederacy, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

This is just creepy

Posted on April 27, 2023 by tengrain

Good evening pic.twitter.com/SPrsYKWKCE — Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) April 27, 2023

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, Tucker Carlson | 5 Comments

Tuck-off, Carlson

Posted on April 25, 2023 by tengrain

A lot of digital ink has spilled on the topic of, What Really Happened To Tucker Carlson, and what the hell, we might as well add to it. Our Failed Political Press ™ is having a confusing time as they … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 3 Comments

Happy Hour News

Posted on April 24, 2023 by tengrain

I’m literally going out for Happy Hour to celebrate Tucker Liberation Day. I might have things to say later! (Be very afraid)

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, Fox News, snark, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 14 Comments

With Tears in Their Eyes, They Said “Sir…”

Posted on April 13, 2023 by tengrain

Guys, did you know that Hair Füror sat down with Tucker (“We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights” and “I hate him passionately”) Carlson for an unhinged interview? Here’s a taste of what TeeVee … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 8 Comments

Ah, Texas! (Domestic Tuckerism Today)

Posted on April 11, 2023 by tengrain

Within a couple of hours after White Supremacist Tucker Carlson demanded that convicted murderer Sgt. Daniel Perry be pardoned for killing Air Force veteran Garrett Foster for the crime of being Black at a Black Lives Matter protest (the jury … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Black Lives Matter, Domestic Terrorism, Domestic Tuckerism, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Tucker Carlson Tries Gaslighting

Posted on March 22, 2023 by tengrain

Tucker ‘I hate Trump passionately’ Carlson: Tucker Carlson pleaded with Joe Biden to stop the possible indictment of Donald Trump for the sake of America. On Tuesday night, ahead of the former president’s potential indictment over an alleged hush-money payment … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments

SVB News Blame Game: Fox Rounds Up All The Usual Suspects!

Posted on March 17, 2023 by tengrain

By now we all know what caused the run on SVB was, uh, Wokeness? Anyway, that apparently was too vague for the mouth breathers in Fox News’ demo, so Tucker Carlson et all decided to embroider a little bit: Lately, … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, racism, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 8, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News I told you it was going to be a day of Domestic Tuckerism. Anyway, House Republicans are playing Keep-Away: McCarthy’s GOP tries to move on from Tucker Carlson-Jan. 6 drama Mere hours after Tucker Carlson’s latest segment … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Legitimate Political Discourse, People Dumber than Dolphins, Talentless Hacks, The Stupid Coup, Tucker Carlson | 4 Comments