Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Tucker?

The Green M&M got her dominatrix boots back, but —damn!— Tucker spotted some HAWT  girl-on-girl M&M action! Tucker Carlson is back on his M & M fetish. Some candy is lesbian…some candy is obese…some candy wears boots…some candy is just … Continue reading

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Zelensky Shows Us How It Is Done

As regular readers know, MockPaperScissors shies away from international news, and not just because our usual typos and pre-coffee thinking could induce international incidents, but also because we don’t pretend to understand all the dynamics over there. But we do … Continue reading

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And Now, A Word From The Kremlin

Fox News —Pravda’s American Competition— got the memo: Deny that Russia did it, despite Russian ships being directly in the area: After suggesting the US blew up the pipelines, Tucker starts listing possible options for the Russian retaliation pic.twitter.com/XvmHolSSg4 — … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, Fox News, Pooty-Poot Putin, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War | 3 Comments

Surprise! Tucker is Thinking About Junk Again!

Tucker Carlson —who famously wants men to tan their junk because reasons— is fixated again on other men’s junk: Tucker Carlson takes apparent homophobic swipe at monkeypox, suggests calling it “schlong covid.” pic.twitter.com/Xk7Ibyqj6o — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 28, 2022 … Continue reading

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Tucker Reaches New Frontier In Both Sides Journalism

We cannot make up this merde: Tucker Carlson tries to make the case that the Insurrection (with 7 dead, thousands arrested, the Capitol sacked, and democracy on life support) the equivalent of…Triump the Insult Comedy Dog doing his shtick: Seven … Continue reading

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Buffalo: It Was Domestic Tuckerism

I’m just going to say it: Tucker Carlson and Fox News inspired the Buffalo shooter with their repeated Great Replacement Theory nonsense. Here's Tucker Carlson literally laughing off the New York Times investigation of him relentlessly spouting white nationalist talking … Continue reading

Posted in Critical Race Theory, Domestic Tuckerism, Fox News, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 14 Comments

Today’s How-To: Tucker

The struggle is real pic.twitter.com/ZA9eobb91K — Dave Columbo (@dvdcolumbo) January 19, 2022 Laughed my ass cleannnnnnn-off! (And it is a very good impersonation, too!) (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

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Russian Ship Lost at Sea

The Russian Defense Ministry says its naval flagship Moskva has sunk in the Black Sea while being towed in a storm. Ukraine had claimed it hit the cruiser with a missile strike. Moscow denied the ship had been hit by … Continue reading

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Tucker Gets A Protest

TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, useful idiot, and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson might hav had a moment to face non-sycophants: Ukrainian-Americans protested Tucker Carlson’s pro-Putin comments outside his speaking engagement at a church in San Marcos, CA … Continue reading

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Useful Idiots No Longer Useful?

Guys, maybe ratings-obsessed Hair Füror and his quisling buddy Tucker Carlson might want to check out the latest Pew Research Poll before they do anymore Putin fan-boi’ing: Weeks after Russia invaded his country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy draws overwhelmingly positive … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pooty-Poot Putin, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 10 Comments