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Category Archives: Tucker Carlson
Some Fries With Your Stupid, Tucker?
The Green M&M got her dominatrix boots back, but —damn!— Tucker spotted some HAWT girl-on-girl M&M action! Tucker Carlson is back on his M & M fetish. Some candy is lesbian…some candy is obese…some candy wears boots…some candy is just … Continue reading
Posted in Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson
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Zelensky Shows Us How It Is Done
As regular readers know, MockPaperScissors shies away from international news, and not just because our usual typos and pre-coffee thinking could induce international incidents, but also because we don’t pretend to understand all the dynamics over there. But we do … Continue reading
Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War
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And Now, A Word From The Kremlin
Fox News —Pravda’s American Competition— got the memo: Deny that Russia did it, despite Russian ships being directly in the area: After suggesting the US blew up the pipelines, Tucker starts listing possible options for the Russian retaliation pic.twitter.com/XvmHolSSg4 — … Continue reading
Surprise! Tucker is Thinking About Junk Again!
Tucker Carlson —who famously wants men to tan their junk because reasons— is fixated again on other men’s junk: Tucker Carlson takes apparent homophobic swipe at monkeypox, suggests calling it “schlong covid.” pic.twitter.com/Xk7Ibyqj6o — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 28, 2022 … Continue reading
Posted in Fox News, Monkey Pox, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson
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Tucker Reaches New Frontier In Both Sides Journalism
We cannot make up this merde: Tucker Carlson tries to make the case that the Insurrection (with 7 dead, thousands arrested, the Capitol sacked, and democracy on life support) the equivalent of…Triump the Insult Comedy Dog doing his shtick: Seven … Continue reading
Posted in Both Sides, Fox News, Talentless Hacks, The Fox Effect, Tucker Carlson
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Buffalo: It Was Domestic Tuckerism
I’m just going to say it: Tucker Carlson and Fox News inspired the Buffalo shooter with their repeated Great Replacement Theory nonsense. Here's Tucker Carlson literally laughing off the New York Times investigation of him relentlessly spouting white nationalist talking … Continue reading
Today’s How-To: Tucker
The struggle is real pic.twitter.com/ZA9eobb91K — Dave Columbo (@dvdcolumbo) January 19, 2022 Laughed my ass cleannnnnnn-off! (And it is a very good impersonation, too!) (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)
Posted in 2-drink minimum, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson
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Russian Ship Lost at Sea
The Russian Defense Ministry says its naval flagship Moskva has sunk in the Black Sea while being towed in a storm. Ukraine had claimed it hit the cruiser with a missile strike. Moscow denied the ship had been hit by … Continue reading
Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War
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Tucker Gets A Protest
TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, useful idiot, and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson might hav had a moment to face non-sycophants: Ukrainian-Americans protested Tucker Carlson’s pro-Putin comments outside his speaking engagement at a church in San Marcos, CA … Continue reading
Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot
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Useful Idiots No Longer Useful?
Guys, maybe ratings-obsessed Hair Füror and his quisling buddy Tucker Carlson might want to check out the latest Pew Research Poll before they do anymore Putin fan-boi’ing: Weeks after Russia invaded his country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy draws overwhelmingly positive … Continue reading