Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

Somewhere, The Stasi Is Smiling

Professional racist Tucker Carlson has landed his new propaganda gig: Queue the Chucky voice, even Tucks says it himself: We’re Back. We’re back. — Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) May 9, 2023   Our pals at Electoral-Vote: Carlson decreed that “there … Continue reading

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The Quotable Tucker Carlson

The WaPo is reporting on some of the (redacted) texts from America’s leading white supremacist: In the message, he described himself watching a video of Donald Trump supporters beating up someone he referred to as “an Antifa kid.” Carlson wrote … Continue reading

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This is just creepy

Good evening — Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) April 27, 2023

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Tuck-off, Carlson

A lot of digital ink has spilled on the topic of, What Really Happened To Tucker Carlson, and what the hell, we might as well add to it. Our Failed Political Press ™ is having a confusing time as they … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News

I’m literally going out for Happy Hour to celebrate Tucker Liberation Day. I might have things to say later! (Be very afraid)

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With Tears in Their Eyes, They Said “Sir…”

Guys, did you know that Hair Füror sat down with Tucker (“We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights” and “I hate him passionately”) Carlson for an unhinged interview? Here’s a taste of what TeeVee … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas! (Domestic Tuckerism Today)

Within a couple of hours after White Supremacist Tucker Carlson demanded that convicted murderer Sgt. Daniel Perry be pardoned for killing Air Force veteran Garrett Foster for the crime of being Black at a Black Lives Matter protest (the jury … Continue reading

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Tucker Carlson Tries Gaslighting

Tucker ‘I hate Trump passionately’ Carlson: Tucker Carlson pleaded with Joe Biden to stop the possible indictment of Donald Trump for the sake of America. On Tuesday night, ahead of the former president’s potential indictment over an alleged hush-money payment … Continue reading

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SVB News Blame Game: Fox Rounds Up All The Usual Suspects!

By now we all know what caused the run on SVB was, uh, Wokeness? Anyway, that apparently was too vague for the mouth breathers in Fox News’ demo, so Tucker Carlson et all decided to embroider a little bit: Lately, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News I told you it was going to be a day of Domestic Tuckerism. Anyway, House Republicans are playing Keep-Away: McCarthy’s GOP tries to move on from Tucker Carlson-Jan. 6 drama Mere hours after Tucker Carlson’s latest segment … Continue reading

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