Category Archives: Tucker Carlson

Fox News, Now in Black and White

The dumbest man in the senate, Ron Johnson (appropriately named), has some replacement-theory oratory that he is trying out of town before making his Broadway debut: Sen. Ron Johnson: "This administration wants complete open borders, and you have to ask … Continue reading

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Tucker Carlson: ‘White, Like Me’

TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson stepped in it the other night and tracked it through the house of Rupert: Tucker Carlson Endorses White Supremacist Theory by Name When Nazis marched in Charlottesville … Continue reading

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Tucker Gets The Scoop on PizzaGaetz!

That was quite a “get.” Congrats to TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson and whoever is doing his booking. This is the interview everyone was talking about last night, and probably will be talking … Continue reading

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Axios Builds A Lifeboat

Leave it to Axios to save the Coup Klux Klan: Our new reality: Three Americas The United States, torn apart by insurrection and mass misinformation, is witnessing a political and social realignment unfold in real time: We’re splitting into three … Continue reading

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No One Cares About Your Package, Tucker (Eww, Gross!)

Well, here’s a headline that made me feel a little queasy: UPS Finds Mystery Tucker Carlson Package Many have looked, few have found it. But enough dick jokes! What the hell is it about? A spokesman for UPS told The … Continue reading

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Congratulations To Fox News!

Judge Rules Tucker Carlson Is Not a Credible Source of News So by law, Tucker is a liar, and that’s a real achievement for Fox News Channel.

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Holy Crap, Jeff Zucker, CNN WTF?!

As awful as Tucker is, this is a bombshell report. As always, we repeat our favorite Zucker Quote:

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Tucker’s True Colors

Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson asked: “How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?” He’s trying to make a hero out of a 17-year old vigilante, who drove from … Continue reading

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The Jokes Write Themselves (Part Infinity)

Tucker Carlson attacks Elmo pic.twitter.com/KTkycca7SP — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) June 10, 2020 You know, they say that snarky blogging died when Dubya left office. Gonna add this right here: I analyzed 3 months of Tucker Carlson's advertising. Th data shows … Continue reading

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Rhymes With ‘Tucker’

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is so outta touch that he thinks he’s name-checking celebrities for bad behavior: I'm a proud papa seeing my TV son, @pattonoswalt, on this list. https://t.co/h0V2SvC5OI — … Continue reading

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