Category Archives: Sean Hannity

Pillow Talk With Sean Hannity

As we all know, Sean Hannity tucks Prznint Stupid into bed each night over the phone, but did you know that during the trial he was also tucking Paulie into bed over text messages? It seems likely that gossip gurl … Continue reading

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Today in History!

In 2009, Sean Hannity volunteered to be waterboarded for Charity. 10 years later, he remains dry.

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The Days and Nights of Sean Hannity

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tries to summarize the late-night pillow talk between Comrade Stupid and his courtesan Royal Scribe Sean Hannity (emboldening and odd caps and bullets are theirs. They’ve got the Axios disease!): … Continue reading

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It Is To Laugh

And in breaking news, Hannity reveals that human frat paddle Tucker Carlson was supposed to be on vacation this week, and will be taking vacation, you know, to, um, uh… So uh…Hannity just said Tucker is going on vacation pic.twitter.com/6pdCvu63q4 … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

This really is probably the dumbest thing you will see today: Please watch the dumbest thing you'll ever see in your life pic.twitter.com/6YU5V1RKhV — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) March 5, 2019

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They Share Everything

Noted shock-jock and Fox News’ waterboarding enthusiast Sean Hannity might be in a wee bit of trouble. You see, while interviewing Prznint Horndog, he made some sort of confession about his not-attorney Michael Cohen said to him that might be … Continue reading

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No Korean Nobel For Prznint Stupid, But For Fox The Show Must Go On!

“Sometimes you have to walk.” Prznint Stupid’s second summit with Little Rocket Man Kim Jong Un abruptly ended before a scheduled working lunch and signing ceremony in Hanoi. Comrade Trump said Kim only offered to dismantle the Yongbyon nuclear complex … Continue reading

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Gym Jordan Gets Hannity… Endorsement

The much-coveted seal of approval from Trump super-fan boi Sean Hannity has been awarded to Gym Jordan in his quest to become the next Speaker of the House: “If you become the speaker — and look, I will support you … Continue reading

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The Professional Pundit At Work

Hannity: "We cannot have a two-tiered justice system in the United States of America, one for the Clintons, one for Trump, and one for everybody else — three-tiered, perhaps" pic.twitter.com/FTIil9Vcje — Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) June 15, 2018 I swear … Continue reading

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Hannity and Trump’s Pillow Talk: Conspiring to Obstruct Justice?

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac We all know that Comrade Trump’s biggest fanboi Sean Hannity ends his days with long phone calls with the prznint before blissfully dropping off into the Land of Nod, probably some pillow talk like, “No you hang up … Continue reading

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