Category Archives: Sean Hannity

POP QUIZ!

Scissorhead M Davis alerts us: He vapes? pic.twitter.com/0ffAB6aNXn — Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) March 19, 2021 So… he vapes? For 1/17 of ⅔ of a point towards your spring session exam, tell us what flavor ol’ Thumbhead sucks on. I’m going … Continue reading

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Separated At Birth?

Only asking the question folks! (I’ve called him Thumbhead for years, but maybe he’s been a model for Hasbro for all this time?)

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Maria?

Business Insider: “Dominion Voting Systems has sent letters to Fox News, as well as the right-wing media outlets Newsmax and One America News warning it may sue over the baseless conspiracy theory that the election technology company manipulated the results … Continue reading

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Mid-Afternoon Stupid Break

Thumbhead, er, Sean Hannity interviews crazy conspiracy theorist Sidney Powell… Sean Hannity: "The president out the door needs to pardon his whole family and himself, because they want this witch hunt to go on in perpetuity … he should be … Continue reading

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Your Friday Night Stupid is Served

I just can’t even: BREAKING NEWS: Republicans erroneously claim there are too many votes in Michigan, because they think that the upper peninsula of Michigan is in Canada. (This is not photoshopped. This really happened.) pic.twitter.com/OcOPariPym — Steve Hofstetter (@SteveHofstetter) … Continue reading

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Trump Announces White Flight to Floriduh!

So this happened yesterday: And that’s gonna leave a mark for our racist-in-chief. How do I know? Hair Füror on  Thumbhead’s  interview last night: “All the merchants along Fifth Avenue are furious. … New York is not the place that … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 12 Comments

Third Time Isn’t The Charm, Either

This is getting pathetic. So Lord Damp Nut AGAIN guested on Thumbhead’s, er, Sean Hannity’s after school special, er, show, and again was asked about what his plans are for a second term. Now bear in mind, he ALSO was … Continue reading

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Why He’s Running

Prznint Stupid expains to Thumbhead, er, Hannity his vision for a second term: “I always say talent is more important than experience … I was in Washington I think 17 times, all of a sudden I’m the president … You … Continue reading

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…And then I closed the tab, Part Infinity

Vanity Fair: SCOOP: SEAN HANNITY AND AINSLEY EARHARDT ARE THE FIRST COUPLE OF FOX The mental picture of that is the Agent Orange of wood kill, right there.

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Watching Fox News Can Kill You. Literally.

This article in Vox ought to be making the Murdochs very cold-sweaty: A disturbing new study suggests Sean Hannity’s show helped spread the coronavirus Sophisticated new research links Hannity’s coronavirus misinformation to “a greater number of Covid-19 cases and deaths.” … Continue reading

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