Category Archives: Sean Hannity

Trump Announces White Flight to Floriduh!

So this happened yesterday: And that’s gonna leave a mark for our racist-in-chief. How do I know? Hair Füror on  Thumbhead’s  interview last night: “All the merchants along Fifth Avenue are furious. … New York is not the place that … Continue reading

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Third Time Isn’t The Charm, Either

This is getting pathetic. So Lord Damp Nut AGAIN guested on Thumbhead’s, er, Sean Hannity’s after school special, er, show, and again was asked about what his plans are for a second term. Now bear in mind, he ALSO was … Continue reading

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Why He’s Running

Prznint Stupid expains to Thumbhead, er, Hannity his vision for a second term: “I always say talent is more important than experience … I was in Washington I think 17 times, all of a sudden I’m the president … You … Continue reading

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…And then I closed the tab, Part Infinity

Vanity Fair: SCOOP: SEAN HANNITY AND AINSLEY EARHARDT ARE THE FIRST COUPLE OF FOX The mental picture of that is the Agent Orange of wood kill, right there.

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Watching Fox News Can Kill You. Literally.

This article in Vox ought to be making the Murdochs very cold-sweaty: A disturbing new study suggests Sean Hannity’s show helped spread the coronavirus Sophisticated new research links Hannity’s coronavirus misinformation to “a greater number of Covid-19 cases and deaths.” … Continue reading

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Today in History (Part Deux)

2009: Hannity volunteers to be waterboarded (for charity). We’re still waiting, Thumbhead.

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Pillow Talk With Sean Hannity

As we all know, Sean Hannity tucks Prznint Stupid into bed each night over the phone, but did you know that during the trial he was also tucking Paulie into bed over text messages? It seems likely that gossip gurl … Continue reading

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Today in History!

In 2009, Sean Hannity volunteered to be waterboarded for Charity. 10 years later, he remains dry.

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The Days and Nights of Sean Hannity

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tries to summarize the late-night pillow talk between Comrade Stupid and his courtesan Royal Scribe Sean Hannity (emboldening and odd caps and bullets are theirs. They’ve got the Axios disease!): … Continue reading

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It Is To Laugh

And in breaking news, Hannity reveals that human frat paddle Tucker Carlson was supposed to be on vacation this week, and will be taking vacation, you know, to, um, uh… So uh…Hannity just said Tucker is going on vacation pic.twitter.com/6pdCvu63q4 … Continue reading

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