Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

Area Pundit’s Novel Theory On Communicable Disease

Super-genius Ben Shapiro opines upon learning some doctors walked out in protest of the unvaccinated flooding their hospitals in Floriduh forecasts his own domino-theory of infectious disease: If this is the new standard — that failure to take measures to … Continue reading

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Back To Basics With Fox News!

I’m not saying that Ethnic Studies Scholar Tucker Carlson is a racist, but I am saying that racists will be thrilled with his show last night:   Tucker: "If history is any guide, and it’s always a guide, we'll see … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Laura Ingraham, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 14 Comments

Meghan McCain: Middle East Scholar

Hey guys, did you know that Meghan McCain is the late Grandpa Walnuts’ daughter? It seems that while inheriting Mommy’s Eyes and Daddy’s Thighs, she also inherited his foreign policy chops: Even if you thought leaving Afghanistan was the right … Continue reading

Posted in Meghan 'Soylent Blonde' McCain, People Dumber than Dolphins | 17 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

History’s Greatest Reporter, Bill-O had sumpin’ to say about [checks notes] sex scandals: Like Cuomo, many of the loudest woke voices have quiet resumes that are appalling; especially in the media and in Hollywood. — Bill O'Reilly (@BillOReilly) August 10, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, our old Pal Bill Mitchell is rested, relaxed, and rarin’ to go! Bill Mitchell suggests that Capitol Police officers are being killed before they can turn state's evidence that antifa and BLM carried out the Jan. … Continue reading

Posted in Bill 'Thing 3' Mitchell, Black Lives Matter, Conspiracy Theorists, racism, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Because We Love A Good Clarification

Ol’ Thumbhead wants us to know that when he urged his viewers to take the Trump-Virus seriously… Amid a noticeable shift in much—but definitely not all—of Fox News’ coverage in recent days towards a more pro-vaccine stance, complete with a … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Pandemics, Sean ’Thumbhead' Hannity, Vaccine | 7 Comments

POP QUIZ!!!

As America mourns the loss of the morning stupid on the TeeVee Machine from the pie hole of the topknot queen of Maricopa herself, Who Will Replace SoyBlo on The View?!!1! For 1/17 of 3/13ths of a point towards your summer … Continue reading

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Nation Shocked: Talentless Host Leaves Terrible Show

Blog favorite Meghan McCain —Soylent Blonde— has resigned from the show, and will not be missed: Meghan McCain announces departure from ‘The View’ After four seasons on “The View,” Meghan McCain announced Thursday that she’s leaving at the end the … Continue reading

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Tucker-gate!

Conspiracies Well, I didn’t see this one coming: it seems that Tinfoil helmeted Tucker Carlson’s claims of being spied upon by the NSA are so important that House Minority Leader K-Mac has charged known super-brain and House Permanent Select Committee … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Devin Nunes, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, snark, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 11 Comments

Time To Put TeeVee Dinner Heir on Ice?

Our Failed Political Press ™ This is what happens when you eat too many teevee dinners and craft a helmet out of the foil: “Did the Biden administration read my personal emails? That’s the question that we asked directly to … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 6 Comments