Category Archives: Meghan ‘Soylent Blonde’ McCain

The Very Definition of Non-Essential Worker Has Suggestion

SoyBlo It started off innocently enough: When I see that #MeghanMcCain #SoylentBlonde is trending, I know she’s said something stupid, usually self-centered and dripping with entitlement. So what was it? — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) February 23, 2021 Scissorhead Moeman … Continue reading

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The Left Needs Our Own Frank Luntz

We are Terrible At Messaging. Defund The Police is just the latest example of a good policy that has a bad name. We are giving ammo (pun intended) to the Right. SoyBlo tries to lay a trap for Kamala Harris … Continue reading

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The Sacred Halls of Nepotism, Exhibit A

Soylent Blonde, Meghan McCain felt a disturbance in the force when 2020 Goat Rodeo contestant Amy Klobuchar invoked the name of Grandpa Walnuts: Klobuchar at a campaign stop in Iowa said she sat between fellow 2020 candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders … Continue reading

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About The Calls For Sen. McCain 2

I did not watch Grandpa Walnuts’ memorial service, but I did catch on Twitter this bit by SoyBlo: ‘America was already great,’ Meghan McCain says at her dad’s memorial service. #ctl #p2 pic.twitter.com/GrgBVMNBFu — PoliticusUSA (@politicususa) September 1, 2018 She … Continue reading

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The ‘Splody Head of Meghan McCain

Let’s watch MPS’ own Soylent Blonde, Meghan McCain self-described explosion of her head on the electric television machine: It is certainly very rich for our favorite Booze Heiress and media legacy hire (married to noted Federalist lite brite Ben ‘copy … Continue reading

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SoyBlo Lands At The View

Variety: Meghan McCain has officially signed onto “The View” as a regular co-host, Variety has learned exclusively. McCain’s hire comes just days after she left Fox News, and shortly after the ABC daytime show parted ways with Jedidiah Bila. McCain … Continue reading

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Goodbye, SoyBlo, We Hardly Knew Ye

It’s true: Meghan McCain To Leave Fox News! Meghan McCain, the political scion who turned a stint as a blogger and TV show host into a role as a contributor at Fox News Channel, is leaving the network. McCain is … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Meghan?

Our favorite, over-entitled, over-privileged, princess Meghan McCain announced to the world last night: I am completely apathetic towards who wins next week. They are 2 megalomaniac, compulsive liars, well beneath what we should expect as Prez. — Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) … Continue reading

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Soylent Blonde Regrets

The party I was part of is dead. — Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) July 22, 2016 Why, it just seems like the other day our old pal Soylent Blonde was saying that the RNC was going easy on Hitlery. (Firing squad … Continue reading

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And Now, Political Analysis and Insight From Meghan McCain

Soylent Blonde Speaks: Lord love a duck, was that a benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! reference? I believe it was.

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