Category Archives: Meghan ‘Soylent Blonde’ McCain

Some Postprandial Stupid, Soylent Blonde?

Did you guys know that she is John McCain’s daughter? There’s a special hell being a teenage girl when your Dad is a famous (Republican) politician and you’re in middle/high school -and I did it before social media and before … Continue reading

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Bad Marketing, Cont.

Meghan McCain advertises her book on her fathers headstone. (2022) — crazy ass moments in american politics (@ampol_moment) May 10, 2022 I cannot believe that SoyBlo did that, and yet it totally scans.

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Good News For John McCain!

There was an amazing fight on Twitter last night between Soylent Blonde and Steve Schmidt. I’m not sure what/who started it, but it culminated in this extraordinary thread, rolled here in which Schmidt gives the reputation of Grandpa Walnuts such … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

  Guys, we didn’t know that Sen. McCain’s daughter was literate let alone had literary aspirations and now we learn that she’s written a book that is probably being used as a coaster right now: Meghan McCain’s new book, “Bad … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press, part infinity

According to DC gossip rag Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie, it turns out replacing nepotism Exhibit A Megan McCain at The View is not as easy as one might expect: Before taking off for the holidays, … Continue reading

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Nation Shocked: Meghan McCain Is Literate, Allegedly

Guys, Meghan (Soylent Blonde to Scissorheads) done wrote a book with her own two fingers and Variety has an excerpt: In the new memoir “Bad Republican,” Meghan McCain talks about the last four years of her life as the conservative … Continue reading

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Meghan McCain: Middle East Scholar

Hey guys, did you know that Meghan McCain is the late Grandpa Walnuts’ daughter? It seems that while inheriting Mommy’s Eyes and Daddy’s Thighs, she also inherited his foreign policy chops: Even if you thought leaving Afghanistan was the right … Continue reading

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As America mourns the loss of the morning stupid on the TeeVee Machine from the pie hole of the topknot queen of Maricopa herself, Who Will Replace SoyBlo on The View?!!1! For 1/17 of 3/13ths of a point towards your summer … Continue reading

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Nation Shocked: Talentless Host Leaves Terrible Show

Blog favorite Meghan McCain —Soylent Blonde— has resigned from the show, and will not be missed: Meghan McCain announces departure from ‘The View’ After four seasons on “The View,” Meghan McCain announced Thursday that she’s leaving at the end the … Continue reading

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The Very Definition of Non-Essential Worker Has Suggestion

SoyBlo It started off innocently enough: When I see that #MeghanMcCain #SoylentBlonde is trending, I know she’s said something stupid, usually self-centered and dripping with entitlement. So what was it? — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) February 23, 2021 Scissorhead Moeman … Continue reading

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