Category Archives: Mark Halperin

The Pantheon of Dunces Re-Erects Mark Halperin’s Career

Ugh: Tiger Beat’s Sunday email thingie tells us: “NEWS … MARK HALPERIN has signed a deal with Regan Arts to publish a book called “How to Beat Trump: America’s Top Political Strategists on What It Will Take,” the publisher will … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Mark Halperin

Mark Halperin, the disgraced Pantheon of Dunces founding pillar, is 53 today. Sadly, Tiger Beat on the Potomac no longer list him in their birthday section. Halperin will be celebrating by reviewing his greatest hits reel, so to speak.

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Another Bust Removed From The Pantheon Of Dunces

Queen Ann Romney’s favorite Pilates Instructor, Mark Halperin has been fired from NBC Universal and MSNBC. Also/too: his HBO show, Game Change is cancelled, and Penguin has axed his book projects.  No one will touch him with a 6-inch pole. … Continue reading

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The Pantheon of Dunces Update

Noted drooling fucknuckle Mark Halperin joins Harvey Weinstein, Roger Ailes, and History’s Greatest Reporter Bill-O in the sexual harassment penalty box. “During this period, I did pursue relationships with women that I worked with, including some junior to me,” Halperin … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bloomberg?

Live! From the Pantheon on Dunces! Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us: COVERING THE COVERAGE – “Bloomberg’s special Inauguration coverage begins [tonight] at 9 p.m. ET with the first of four one-hour ‘With All … Continue reading

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Dismantling The Pantheon of Dunces

Some good news at last: Mark Halperin And John Heilemann’s Bloomberg Politics Show To End “Halperin and Heilemann, who joined in May 2014 and served as co-managing editors of Bloomberg Politics, will continue to host [‘With All Due Respect’] daily … Continue reading

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In Which Brian Williams Breaks The Village Prime Directive

Brian Williams goes to the Pantheon of Dunces and confronts Mark Halperin for being Hair Furer Donald Trump’s dullest tool: Wherein Brian Williams basically tells Mark Halperin he's a Trump shill. pic.twitter.com/NJ6ovrPb9B — JM Rieger (@RiegerReport) November 4, 2016 Halperin … Continue reading

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Live From The Pantheon of Dunces!

From Tiger Beat on the Potomac’s morning email thingie (so sadly, no link): MARK HALPERIN TRIES TO INTERVIEW ASSANGE — He traveled to the Ecuadorian Embassy in London in an attempt to interview Julian Assange for Showtime’s political documentary series … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media

Mark Halperin got another horsie ride from Donald Trump and spent the time being a testicle cozie: How NOT to interview Donald Trump, featuring Mark Halperinhttps://t.co/y2x1mEJoxw — BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) August 2, 2016 Good lord, what happened to, “What’s your … Continue reading

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From the Pantheon of Dunces

Mark Halperin breathlessly tells us: Trump Would Fund Super-PACs Aimed at Taking Down Cruz, Kasich Donald Trump plans to create and fund super-PACs specifically aimed at ending the political careers of Ted Cruz and John Kasich should either run for … Continue reading

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