Category Archives: MAGA Haberman

Report: Jar-Jar and Vanky Nearly You’re Fired’ed

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid nearly fired the First Shady and his own Fratsputin, according to MAGA, er, Maggie Haberman’s book: Then-President Donald Trump nearly fired his daughter Ivanka Trump and son-in-law Jared Kushner from the White House via tweet, according … Continue reading

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But The Book Sales Will Be Boffo

Our Failed Political Press ™ Thanks a lot, Maggie Haberman: (CNN)Former President Donald Trump repeatedly told aides in the days following his 2020 election loss that he would remain in the White House rather than let incoming President Joe Biden … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, NYTimes?

The style guide says write simply and clearly. The word you seek is “coup.” Try, “…wide -ranging criminal investigation into the coup attempt by Mr. Trump and his allies…”

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Report: Area Journalist Denies Sitting On Toilet Scoop

.@maggieNYT insists that she did not save her report that then-President Trump clogged White House toilets by flushing documents for her book. "I did not know this was happening while he was president. I'm not known for sitting on scoops." … Continue reading

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Put on Yer Dancin’ Shoes!

Wasn’t there a movie called, “I Dance On Your Grave”? But I digress… Here’s a note that was sent to Mar-a-Lago club members this week, advertising the former president as disc jockey. pic.twitter.com/shfLBPOPU1 — Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 4, 2022 … Continue reading

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Access Journalist Has Access, Plans Book

Gossip rag Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) is so proud of ex-Politico Maggie Haberman, stenographer to the 4th Reich, that this is the lede item in their morning email thingie (enigmatic emboldening and upper-case usage is all theirs): … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs MAGA Haberman strikes again: Here is the @maggieNYT "Biden is a flawed candidate" clip, and it is much worse than you thought it was.cc @neeratanden pic.twitter.com/zfQnhSvtco — Tommy X-TrumpIsARacist-opher (@tommyxtopher) June 23, 2020 Honest-to-Blog, punditry like … Continue reading

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