Category Archives: Josh Bernstein

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 12, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein doesn’t want his audience to get a flu shot (<30 seconds): You see, in his graphic: over 50% of all vaccine injuries are caused by flu shots, and … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on January 22, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants money, you guys, and modestly tells us why: He’s a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape.  

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 16, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein has sumpin to say to us about the shut-show: “Democrats should be sterilized so we can start over!” He’s so close to The Final Solution. Good work, Josh.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 2, 2019 by

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein sends his holiday greetings to Mark Faceberg: “So I,am back but honestly I could care less. You see, in the past 8 months I have been locked in Zuckerberg’s Gulag an incredible … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 18, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has an idea for Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham:

Posted in 4th Reich, Josh Bernstein | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 5, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! So, I’m guessing our old pal Josh Bernstein is not a fan of Rep.-elect Ilhan Omar?

Posted in Josh Bernstein, sexism, Talentless Hacks, War on Women | 18 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 30, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is singing the praises of loonatic Laura Loomer: #StopTheBias #IStandWithLaura #IStandWithLauraLoomer God bless her for what she is doing. Smart Jewish girl to handcuff herself to twitters door. … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Liz Crokin, Lying Assweasles, snark, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 19, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal John Bernstein wants black Democrats to know that they are the real slave owners: It’s about the bipartisan First Step Act prison reform legislation, you know the bill which amply … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Josh Bernstein, racism, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 15, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a simple, 5-year agricultural reform, er, 5-point plan to stop DEMOCRATIC voter fraud! Let’s listen! Gosh, I think that the Kremlin likes the cut of your Jib, … Continue reading →

Posted in Josh Bernstein, voting | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 13, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein in recommending insurrection in Washington state because we passed a mild gun control law! Josh must be aware that Yours Truly would be a gun-grabber if I were … Continue reading →

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, NRA, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments