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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wishes us a happy Rosh Hashanah! Well, L’Shana Tova to you too, Josh!

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Guys, our old Pal Josh Bernstein is having a bad day! With swears and everything! He reminds me of John Belushi’s SNL weatherman. Dude is really gonna stroke out, and what’s the fun … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is whinging about, well, what exactly: Right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein says that mask requirements and social distancing guidelines are part of a plot to depopulate the Earth. pic.twitter.com/ua7I6QqeyT … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has solved all of our voting fraud problems: The voting age should be raised to 25. All voters should have 2 IDs. All voters must have proof of … Continue reading

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Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein solves the Mount Trumpmore problem: Radical right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein declares that "if President Trump doesn't get his bust on Mount Rushmore, perhaps his balls should be there." pic.twitter.com/eVNOEP6CHF — Right Wing … Continue reading

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Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a modest suggestion for preventing voter fraud: Got that? Punish the fraudsters with long prison sentences and then steal the electoral votes of the states that vote by mail. He’s a … Continue reading

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Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a message for seniors: Got that Gramps and Gram: vote in person and die for Trump! Some people are going to die. So be it! It’s the patriotic thing to do.

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein goes full birther. Pro tip, Joshie: Any time you say “I’m not a birther…” — you’re a birther.

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants us to know sumpin’ about hisself in under a minute: Pro-tip, Joshie. Anytime you find yourself saying, “I am not a racist,” you’re a racist.

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Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein really went there: Josh Bernstein says Black Lives Matter "will not be satisfied until enough white blood is spilled and white people are on all fours with chains around their necks or … Continue reading

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