Category Archives: Josh Bernstein

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! So, I’m guessing our old pal Josh Bernstein is not a fan of Rep.-elect Ilhan Omar?

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is singing the praises of loonatic Laura Loomer: #StopTheBias #IStandWithLaura #IStandWithLauraLoomer God bless her for what she is doing. Smart Jewish girl to handcuff herself to twitters door. … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal John Bernstein wants black Democrats to know that they are the real slave owners: It’s about the bipartisan First Step Act prison reform legislation, you know the bill which amply … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a simple, 5-year agricultural reform, er, 5-point plan to stop DEMOCRATIC voter fraud! Let’s listen! Gosh, I think that the Kremlin likes the cut of your Jib, … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein in recommending insurrection in Washington state because we passed a mild gun control law! Josh must be aware that Yours Truly would be a gun-grabber if I were … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein knows who’s behind the Caravan of Doom coming to take away Possum Hollar’s job at the Piggley Wiggley: that self-hating JEW! George Soros, and if you don’t believe … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein is now credentialed as part of the White House press pool: “I was privileged enough to go to the rally as a guest of the White House and … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has found a way to blame the Kenyan Usurper for Chief Justice Roberts not striking down Obamacare, because… something something something… HIS ADOPTED CHILDREN!!1! WK UP!!!! IT GOES … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal and alleged necromancer Josh Bernstein wants to raise Roy Cohn from the dead and have HUAC walk the land again, because: reasons. He probably doesn’t understand that whole Commie Scare … Continue reading

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Happy Hour News Briefs Calling SoyBlo – We got another one for you: Wouldn’t it be justice if McLame was to be indicted and arrested? How great would it be if he died in a prison. And again I’m left … Continue reading

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