Category Archives: Josh Bernstein

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 2, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, did you know that Hair Füror said that he was OK wearing a face mask because it made him look like The Lone Ranger? It’s True!!1 “I had a mask on. I sort of … Continue reading →

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Talentless Hacks | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 24, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jebus! Our long time pal Josh Bernstein shows us why he’s ‘Murka’s baddest bald bastard (no relation nor any constest to Big Bad Bald Bastard): Cool, cool. Killing hisself to own the libtards, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Josh Bernstein, masks, Pandemics | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on May 28, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein gives Lord Damp Nut the 2020 campaign slogan he’s been waiting for: “Trump or Death” — and look, he’s got merch!

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 22, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein wants a visit from the Secret Service as he stronly suggest lynching current candidate and former VP Joe Biden! Joshie, Two-Words: de-caffe yourself.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 4, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has some sick sex fantasies, and I hope this isn’t projection:

Posted in Family Values, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Sex fiends, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on April 6, 2020 by

Happy Our News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein has an idea: Thru Executive Order @realDonaldTrump should immediately dissolve the Republican Party, Permanently rename the Democratic Party The American Communist Party, and immediately launch the AmericaFirst Party … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 3, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Ladies and germs, please give it up for the comedy stylings of our old pal, Josh Bernstein!!! The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous. pic.twitter.com/1qjb0r6x2q — Right Wing Watch … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 27, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal “America’s favorite bald badass” Josh Bernstein musta gotta earful from the 4th Reich to quit blabbing about coups and cancelling the 2020 Goat Rodeo! Let’s listen: So not exactly an … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 17, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! It’s our old pal Josh Bernstein’s YouTube Show, and… wait, what’s that? And that’s when I closed the tab.

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Joe Biden, Josh Bernstein, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 19, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein got credentialed by the White House as a news source: …and that’s really all you need to know: he’s planned his costume.

Posted in Josh Bernstein, snark | 4 Comments