Category Archives: Josh Bernstein

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 18, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wishes us a happy Rosh Hashanah! Well, L’Shana Tova to you too, Josh!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 3, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Guys, our old Pal Josh Bernstein is having a bad day! With swears and everything! He reminds me of John Belushi’s SNL weatherman. Dude is really gonna stroke out, and what’s the fun … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 25, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is whinging about, well, what exactly: Right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein says that mask requirements and social distancing guidelines are part of a plot to depopulate the Earth. pic.twitter.com/ua7I6QqeyT … Continue reading →

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Posted on August 17, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has solved all of our voting fraud problems: The voting age should be raised to 25. All voters should have 2 IDs. All voters must have proof of … Continue reading →

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Posted on August 12, 2020 by

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein solves the Mount Trumpmore problem: Radical right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein declares that "if President Trump doesn't get his bust on Mount Rushmore, perhaps his balls should be there." pic.twitter.com/eVNOEP6CHF — Right Wing … Continue reading →

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Posted on August 11, 2020 by

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a modest suggestion for preventing voter fraud: Got that? Punish the fraudsters with long prison sentences and then steal the electoral votes of the states that vote by mail. He’s a … Continue reading →

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Posted on August 6, 2020 by

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a message for seniors: Got that Gramps and Gram: vote in person and die for Trump! Some people are going to die. So be it! It’s the patriotic thing to do.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 3, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein goes full birther. Pro tip, Joshie: Any time you say “I’m not a birther…” — you’re a birther.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 17, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants us to know sumpin’ about hisself in under a minute: Pro-tip, Joshie. Anytime you find yourself saying, “I am not a racist,” you’re a racist.

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Posted on July 15, 2020 by

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein really went there: Josh Bernstein says Black Lives Matter "will not be satisfied until enough white blood is spilled and white people are on all fours with chains around their necks or … Continue reading →

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