Category Archives: Corey Lewandowski

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Lord Damp Nut has installed Corey Lewandowski & David Bossie on The Pentagon’s Defense Business Board, you know, after he YOU’RE FIRED’ED THE ENTIRE BOARD: White House fires Pentagon advisory board members, installs loyalists The board firings … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Corey Lewandowski, David Bossie | 11 Comments

(UPDATED A LOT!) Nothing but the Best People

(CNN)New York federal prosecutors on Thursday charged President Donald Trump’s former campaign adviser Steve Bannon and three others with defrauding donors of hundreds of thousands of dollars as part of a fundraising campaign purportedly aimed at supporting Trump’s border wall. … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Corey Lewandowski, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Paul 'Putin's Pal' Manafort, Steve Bannon | 10 Comments

The Sad Trombone of Corey Lewandowksi

This was a rather bloodless moment last night: And while most outlets are letting it go with “womp-womp”, to me it sounded more like a snotty pre-pubescent doing two notes of the ol’ sad trombone, thus proving that not only … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Corey Lewandowski | 7 Comments

Who’s Firing Corey Lewandowski Today?

The most You’re Fired’ed man in politics, Cory Lewandowski, has been You’re Fired’ed again! “Three sources with knowledge of the situation tell The Daily Beast that the former Trump campaign manager and current informal adviser to the president has been … Continue reading

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Some Covfefe For Your Morning Stupid?

Poor Corey Lewandowski, all he wanted was to get back on the Trump Train and pound a reporters into the ground for a few hundred thousand Ameros. Is that too much to ask? Apparently, the answer is YES. The White … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Corey Lewandowski, Grifters Gotta Grift | 3 Comments

The Death of the Media

CNN has left a skidmark on journalism: CUOMO: Let’s discuss with Christine and Corey. Joining us right now, vice chair of the New York State Democratic Party, Christine Quinn, who is a Clinton supporter, and former Trump campaign manager, Corey … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, CNN, Corey Lewandowski, media, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments

Great Hire, CNN (Cont.)

The Death of the Media Has 2016 race increased level of hate and prejudice? @chriscquinn and @CLewandowski_ weigh in https://t.co/xpjXeQSUq1 — New Day (@NewDay) July 11, 2016 “It’s a poll out last week that shows that. He’s receiving 33% of … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, Corey Lewandowski, media, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments