Category Archives: Chris Cillizza

Some Postprandial Stupid?

Cashiered at CNN, Cillizza is back.

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Hot Take: Chris Cillizza Gets Roadmap and Cheese Sandwich

CNN fired the King of the Hot Take in the latest round of layoffs.

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Hot Takes With Chris Cillizza!

Some Fries With Your Stupid? Cillizza is always glad to promote dumb ideas on Twitter – had a flurry of Tweets about Hair Füror being elected Speaker today. Trump for Speaker! — Chris Cillizza (@ChrisCillizza) February 10, 2022 Trump … Continue reading

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America Stunned: ‘Both Sides’ Gold Medal Winner Wins Gold Medal Again

  Don’t try this at home kids, you have to be a limber and well-practiced professional to pull off the triple Salchow of Double-speak: For those asking: @ChrisCuomo is my friend. I would *never* walk away from a friend — … Continue reading

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New Event Horizon: Conor Friersdorf Channels His Inner Chris Cillizza

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie breathlessly reports the worst take today (emphasis mine): — If Never-Trumpers want to stop the former president in 2024, they should get in line behind RON DESANTIS, writes The Atlantic’s Conor … Continue reading

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A Lifetime of Punditry in a Single Tweet

I GOT YAHTZE!!! — Ten Graves ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) October 14, 2021  

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Good News For John McCain

I just cannot…

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The Incredible Liteness Of Being Chris Cillizza

As we’ve noted before, if there is a Pantheon on Dunces someday, Cillizza is going to have a piller to himself. This is a real tweet from a real twit: Donald Trump had the best golf round of his life … Continue reading

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Bringing Fried Chicken To A Gunfight

The Dems are unable/unwilling to accept that they are in a fight for the integrity of American democracy. This week alone, strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr and the Democrats did a little a pas-de-deux: Barr ignored a subpoena from … Continue reading

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Cillizza Sets New Land-Speed Record in Horse Race Journalism Hot Takes!

All the media outlets breathlessly tell us how many Ameros the 2020 Goat rodeo candidates are raising, but one outlet stands above the others. Axios email ALERT tells us… “2020 Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders announced Tuesday that he has … Continue reading

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