Category Archives: Chris Cillizza

The Incredible Liteness Of Being Chris Cillizza

As we’ve noted before, if there is a Pantheon on Dunces someday, Cillizza is going to have a piller to himself. This is a real tweet from a real twit: Donald Trump had the best golf round of his life … Continue reading

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Bringing Fried Chicken To A Gunfight

The Dems are unable/unwilling to accept that they are in a fight for the integrity of American democracy. This week alone, strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr and the Democrats did a little a pas-de-deux: Barr ignored a subpoena from … Continue reading

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Cillizza Sets New Land-Speed Record in Horse Race Journalism Hot Takes!

All the media outlets breathlessly tell us how many Ameros the 2020 Goat rodeo candidates are raising, but one outlet stands above the others. Axios email ALERT tells us… “2020 Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders announced Tuesday that he has … Continue reading

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Chris Cillizza: A Comedy-Tragedy In Three Tweets

The Laddie Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks Bloated talentless pundit Chris Cillizza gets pwned by noted comic and first amendment expert and local hero Kathy Griffin: This isn’t about whether Samantha Bee CAN say it. It’s about whether she SHOULD … Continue reading

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