Category Archives: Chris Cillizza

Some Postprandial Stupid?

Posted on January 18, 2023 by tengrain

Cashiered at CNN, Cillizza is back.

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Hot Take: Chris Cillizza Gets Roadmap and Cheese Sandwich

Posted on December 1, 2022 by tengrain

CNN fired the King of the Hot Take in the latest round of layoffs.

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Hot Takes With Chris Cillizza!

Posted on February 10, 2022 by tengrain

Some Fries With Your Stupid? Cillizza is always glad to promote dumb ideas on Twitter – had a flurry of Tweets about Hair Füror being elected Speaker today. Trump for Speaker! https://t.co/Sf8NiGkRJe — Chris Cillizza (@ChrisCillizza) February 10, 2022 Trump … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Chris Cillizza, CNN, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments

America Stunned: ‘Both Sides’ Gold Medal Winner Wins Gold Medal Again

Posted on December 2, 2021 by tengrain

  Don’t try this at home kids, you have to be a limber and well-practiced professional to pull off the triple Salchow of Double-speak: For those asking: @ChrisCuomo is my friend. I would *never* walk away from a friend — … Continue reading →

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New Event Horizon: Conor Friersdorf Channels His Inner Chris Cillizza

Posted on October 31, 2021 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie breathlessly reports the worst take today (emphasis mine): — If Never-Trumpers want to stop the former president in 2024, they should get in line behind RON DESANTIS, writes The Atlantic’s Conor … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Cillizza, Conor Friersdorf, People Dumber than Dolphins | 14 Comments

A Lifetime of Punditry in a Single Tweet

Posted on October 14, 2021 by tengrain

I GOT YAHTZE!!! https://t.co/0gnLxedMbf — Ten Graves ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) October 14, 2021  

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Good News For John McCain

Posted on September 15, 2021 by tengrain

I just cannot…

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The Incredible Liteness Of Being Chris Cillizza

Posted on May 20, 2019 by tengrain

As we’ve noted before, if there is a Pantheon on Dunces someday, Cillizza is going to have a piller to himself. This is a real tweet from a real twit: Donald Trump had the best golf round of his life … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Cillizza, CNN, media, Our Failed Political Press, snark, Talentless Hacks | 14 Comments

Bringing Fried Chicken To A Gunfight

Posted on May 4, 2019 by tengrain

The Dems are unable/unwilling to accept that they are in a fight for the integrity of American democracy. This week alone, strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr and the Democrats did a little a pas-de-deux: Barr ignored a subpoena from … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chris Cillizza, dim-o-crats, ITMFA, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, Pooty-Poot Putin, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 1 Comment

Cillizza Sets New Land-Speed Record in Horse Race Journalism Hot Takes!

Posted on April 2, 2019 by tengrain

All the media outlets breathlessly tell us how many Ameros the 2020 Goat rodeo candidates are raising, but one outlet stands above the others. Axios email ALERT tells us… “2020 Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders announced Tuesday that he has … Continue reading →

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