Category Archives: Bill ‘Thing 3’ Mitchell

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, our old Pal Bill Mitchell is rested, relaxed, and rarin’ to go! Bill Mitchell suggests that Capitol Police officers are being killed before they can turn state's evidence that antifa and BLM carried out the Jan. … Continue reading

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Thing 3 Speaks About Masks And the Pandemic!

Bill Mitchell tells us: I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe. — Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) June 30, 2020 The internet replies: Dude, your breath. https://t.co/I3G3AKAckN — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) June 30, 2020 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I swear to blog, Thing 3, er, Bill Mitchell is the founder of the Dunning-Kruger Club: Bill Mitchell knows that racism is not a problem in America because when he and his conservative friends get together, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Bill Mitchell (Thing 3? Some say!) gives us his expert legal opinion on Obstructing Congress: Bill Mitchell argues that Trump can’t be impeached for obstructing Congress because “the president’s job is *to* obstruct Congress.” pic.twitter.com/p5GNDngffT — … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I have no idea what’s got Thing1, er, theocrat Bill Mitchell’s MAGA panties in a twist such that he would take the name of Our Savior in vain, but I’m OK with it.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Comrade Stupid’s Superfanboi Bill Mitchell (the one who looks like a long-in-the-tooth Thing1; or is he Thing2? Hmmm…) has on a guest who “talked to a guy who knows a guy who has literally been on … Continue reading

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