Category Archives: Bill-O History’s Greatest Reporter

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

History’s Greatest Reporter, Bill-O had sumpin’ to say about [checks notes] sex scandals: Like Cuomo, many of the loudest woke voices have quiet resumes that are appalling; especially in the media and in Hollywood. — Bill O'Reilly (@BillOReilly) August 10, … Continue reading

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Getting the Old Gang Back Together: Bill-0 and Hair Füror Hit The Road

Reunions It will be difficult to determine which septuagenarian sex fiend is the wingman in this road-trip-buddy movie: Trump and disgraced former Fox News anchor Bill O’Reilly are going on a speaking tour together Two prominent conservative personalities will launch … Continue reading

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Ship of Fools Season Has Started

I’d rather be on the Scientology Measles Ship-o-Doom than be stuck on a tug with Beck and a known serial sex abuser, Bill-O. Imagine his lust as Bill-O steps foot in the land of the falafel? I shudder to think. … Continue reading

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Hannity Takes On Kimmel

If you’ve been on Twitter lately (I’m sorry!), then you probably already know that infamous Trump-fluffer Sean Hannity has been on a tear against Jimmy Kimmel ever since the Easter Egg Roll. Mediaite has the details and has embedded tweets … Continue reading

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Bill-O, Falafel Auteur Strikes Again!

The NYTimes reported that Bill-O, History’s Greatest Reporter, paid out of his own pocket an astonishing $32 million Ameros to settle another sexual harassment allegation. Who knew that falafelling coworkers was so damned expensive? This settlement happened AFTER Fox News … Continue reading

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Bill-O’s Gonna Give Us The Best 4-Minutes of Our Day (Eew, Gross)

It’s like the third reel of the horror movie, when the monster that you thought was dead pops up in the back seat of the car: Bill O'Reilly has an announcement — "THE NO SPIN NEWS RETURNS" Monday — 7pm … Continue reading

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Buh-bye, Bill-O

And thus it ends: Read Rupert Murdoch's memo to colleagues, "addressing questions" of Bill O’Reilly's future at Fox News https://t.co/k64iD7Dlp3 pic.twitter.com/G7MAfpwVyN — Hollywood Reporter (@THR) April 19, 2017

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Rupert: Don’t Worry, Be Happy

Aw, when the big boss sends out a pep-talk memo only days after History’s Greatest Report Bill-O has slunk out the back door for his family vacay (family not included), and just a couple of days after Bill-O’s advertisers fled … Continue reading

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The Bill-O Exodus Continues

Overall, 77 companies have pulled their ads. Here is the full list, via Media Matters and other sources: ADT, Advil, Ainsworth Pet Nutrition, Allergan, Allstate, Amica Insurance, AncestryDNA.com, Angie’s List, Bamboo HR, Bausch + Lomb, Bayer, BeenVerified, BMW of North America, … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Apology, Bill-O, That’s Why!

Hey guys, remember that time yesterday when History’s Greatest Reporter told us that Rep. Maxine Waters hair was so distracting —because it reminded him of James Brown’s wig— that he didn’t hear a thing she said? He’s apologized!!1`! “As I … Continue reading

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