Category Archives: Ben Shapiro

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News After the crushing defeat the GQP suffered on Tuesday, one small, er, lone voice suggests secession: After Newsom recall fails, Ben Shapiro floats secession as maybe "the best hope" for conservatives https://t.co/THm4zdhE19 pic.twitter.com/7lSgZdSqgs — Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) … Continue reading

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Area Pundit’s Novel Theory On Communicable Disease

Super-genius Ben Shapiro opines upon learning some doctors walked out in protest of the unvaccinated flooding their hospitals in Floriduh forecasts his own domino-theory of infectious disease: If this is the new standard — that failure to take measures to … Continue reading

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Report: GOP To Go To Florida, Make Plans

You couldn’t make this up if you tried. The noted DC Gossip sheet, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie breathlessly tells us (all emphasis theirs): THE HOUSE is out this week, but HOUSE REPUBLICANS are in Orlando, … Continue reading

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Ben Shapiro Pwns The Libs As Only He Can

One Lump of Stupid or Two? Tiny fists of fury, (Cancel) Culture Warrior Ben Shapiro decided to defend Home Depot from, uh, something, and bought some wood: the context doesn’t help pic.twitter.com/g7bUt1Lvwe — Piper Ramsey-Sumner (@cbfplr) April 22, 2021 Well, … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Ben Shapiro

Racist/Misogynist/Homophobe talentless l’enfant terrible is 37-years old today, and sooner or later Ben will grow up to be a real boy. But not today.

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Ben Shapiro Totally Destroys… Ben Shapiro’s Credibility (such as it is)

Our Failed Political Press I knew something was up this morning when the Politico email thingie seemed more off than usual, and this passage was the clue that made me by-pass the whole thing (emphasis theirs): Many in the media … Continue reading

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Not on the Cooking Channel Today…

Ben Shapiro is gonna cook a whole Cornish game hen!pic.twitter.com/QuIFWNsPKo — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) November 26, 2020 I’m subtle as all heck, aren’t I?

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‘What kind of sorcery is this?’

“…thing called a ‘knot’?” (Related: I didn’t know Nike made baby-sized shoes. Pretty cute!”)

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Death Panels, Redux

Object in video is actual size: Ben Shapiro: “If somebody who is 81 dies of COVID-19, that is not the same thing as somebody who is 30 dying of COVID-19…If grandma dies in a nursing home at age 81, that’s … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Tiny Ben gives Sen. Prof. Warren the high-pitched misogynist squeak that he’s longed to give to an actual, live woman: Oh, and for those you who think that Immaculate Conception (Virgin Birth) is bunk, I submit … Continue reading

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