Category Archives: Ben Shapiro

‘Debate Me, You Coward!’

“Ben Shapiro Would Like To Order A Pizza” (Hat Tip: RevZafod)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Former #NeverTrumper, Tiny Ben uses his YUGE brain to totally DESTROY the argument that Stupid didn’t conspire to do anything… wait, what’s that, Ben? Got that? According to Ben, Prznint Stupid was so paranoid because of … Continue reading

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Bad Packaging, Cont.

I’m just saying maybe we send this lube to Ben Shapiro, you know, to help his “investigative reporting” on Brett Kavanaugh’s never-remembered junk. (“Dear Penthouse Forum,” Ben squeaked, “I cannot believe I’m writing to you…”) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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Little Ben Has Sumpin’ To Say

Someone Bring Ben A Chair Ben Shapiro dismisses allegations of sexual assault against Brett Kavanaugh with "Nobody has yet described Kavanaugh's [genitalia]" pic.twitter.com/j7HiXsB5zb — Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) September 16, 2019 Ben Shapiro is getting all squeaky and excited talking about … Continue reading

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From The Brain of Tiny Ben

Shorter Ben Shapiro: “If you take out all the bad parts, life is pretty good here.” Here’s the longer bit: Ben Shapiro defends the US healthcare system, saying life expectancy is high "if you take away car accident deaths, and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dude hates to be a conspiracy theorist BUT… Got that? AOC is a paid actor, and hmmm, I wonder what cabal is behind THAT? Given that Michael Knowles is from The Daily Wire (which is Ben … Continue reading

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Helpful Hints From Ben Shapiro, Economist

Listen-up: Tiny troll Ben Shapiro has some economic advice for anyone working two jobs in these troubling times: you are stupid. Ben Shapiro: “If you had to work more than one job to have a roof over your head or … Continue reading

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Everyone, Play A Tiny Violin For Tiny Ben

Ben Shapiro is on a book tour. It’s not going well. Stick this in my veins. pic.twitter.com/j2XEekjwe7 — Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) May 10, 2019 BBC presenter Andrew Neil was editor of Rupert Murdoch’s Sunday Times and is the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brief (Actual size – why won’t Ben Shapiro’s producers give him a chair?) Convenient travel-sized college Republican President for life, Ben Shapiro, tries to tell us what the significance of Notre Dame is, but like a freshman … Continue reading

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Best Chip-n-Dale Impersonation Ever!

Ben Shapiro at March for Life: "The truth is no pro-life person would kill baby Hitler. Baby Hitler was a baby." pic.twitter.com/PPgQcbWSrq — jordan (@JordanUhl) January 18, 2019 But, you know, to be clear: Baby Hitler would have killed Baby … Continue reading

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