Category Archives: Ben Shapiro

Bad Packaging, Cont.

I’m just saying maybe we send this lube to Ben Shapiro, you know, to help his “investigative reporting” on Brett Kavanaugh’s never-remembered junk. (“Dear Penthouse Forum,” Ben squeaked, “I cannot believe I’m writing to you…”) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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Little Ben Has Sumpin’ To Say

Someone Bring Ben A Chair Ben Shapiro dismisses allegations of sexual assault against Brett Kavanaugh with "Nobody has yet described Kavanaugh's [genitalia]" pic.twitter.com/j7HiXsB5zb — Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) September 16, 2019 Ben Shapiro is getting all squeaky and excited talking about … Continue reading

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From The Brain of Tiny Ben

Shorter Ben Shapiro: “If you take out all the bad parts, life is pretty good here.” Here’s the longer bit: Ben Shapiro defends the US healthcare system, saying life expectancy is high "if you take away car accident deaths, and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dude hates to be a conspiracy theorist BUT… Got that? AOC is a paid actor, and hmmm, I wonder what cabal is behind THAT? Given that Michael Knowles is from The Daily Wire (which is Ben … Continue reading

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Helpful Hints From Ben Shapiro, Economist

Listen-up: Tiny troll Ben Shapiro has some economic advice for anyone working two jobs in these troubling times: you are stupid. Ben Shapiro: “If you had to work more than one job to have a roof over your head or … Continue reading

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Everyone, Play A Tiny Violin For Tiny Ben

Ben Shapiro is on a book tour. It’s not going well. Stick this in my veins. pic.twitter.com/j2XEekjwe7 — Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) May 10, 2019 BBC presenter Andrew Neil was editor of Rupert Murdoch’s Sunday Times and is the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brief (Actual size – why won’t Ben Shapiro’s producers give him a chair?) Convenient travel-sized college Republican President for life, Ben Shapiro, tries to tell us what the significance of Notre Dame is, but like a freshman … Continue reading

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Best Chip-n-Dale Impersonation Ever!

Ben Shapiro at March for Life: "The truth is no pro-life person would kill baby Hitler. Baby Hitler was a baby." pic.twitter.com/PPgQcbWSrq — jordan (@JordanUhl) January 18, 2019 But, you know, to be clear: Baby Hitler would have killed Baby … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Object in video is smaller than they appear In this one-minute clip, Ben Shapiro, the L’enfant terrible with a face made for radio and a voice made for Chip-n-Dale cartoons, is thrilled, Thrilled, THRILLED with the … Continue reading

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