Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

Area Man Is Dim On Concept of Empathy, Leadership

It’s really hard to understand this seething outrage: What a sad, angry little man. pic.twitter.com/K2KlAuJBMp — Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) May 7, 2021 …Or is it? TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson once again … Continue reading

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The GOP Civil War Just Got Hotter

I’m not sure what TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, self-identified gay basher and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson is getting at here… Frank Luntz & Kevin McCarthy. Not only are they friends. They are roommates. pic.twitter.com/nYGXxV5bya — Tucker … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Frank Luntz, Homophobia, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Tucker Carlson | 2 Comments

Area Man Offers Bad Advice

Last night TV Dinner Heir Tucker Carlson had a nutty: Here's our writeup of Tucker Carlson urging his viewers to openly harass anyone wearing masks outdoors and telling them to call the cops or CPS on parents if they see … Continue reading

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Report: GOP To Go To Florida, Make Plans

You couldn’t make this up if you tried. The noted DC Gossip sheet, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie breathlessly tells us (all emphasis theirs): THE HOUSE is out this week, but HOUSE REPUBLICANS are in Orlando, … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Shapiro, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, NeoCons, Talentless Hacks, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 1 Comment

Grifters Gotta Grift

We’ve seen this movie before: Anti-Trump conservative group to grade GOP lawmakers on whether they uphold (or undermine) democracy (CNN)An anti-Trump conservative group is launching an effort to track and evaluate whether Republicans in Congress, in the group’s view, have … Continue reading

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Game Changed: No Labels Gets Both Sides’ed

There is no doubt that No Labels (the Joe Lieberman Both Sides think tank!) keeps eff’ing the chicken, The WaPo tells us: “A nonpartisan political organization is facing blowback from its employees after hiring journalist Mark Halperin, whose career as a prominent … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, Mark Halperin, Traitor Joe | 4 Comments

Ben Shapiro Pwns The Libs As Only He Can

One Lump of Stupid or Two? Tiny fists of fury, (Cancel) Culture Warrior Ben Shapiro decided to defend Home Depot from, uh, something, and bought some wood: the context doesn’t help pic.twitter.com/g7bUt1Lvwe — Piper Ramsey-Sumner (@cbfplr) April 22, 2021 Well, … Continue reading

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Rhymes With ‘Tucker’

Noted Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson’s cheese has slipped off his cracker, his place setting is missing a fork, his fireplace has no flue, whatever metaphor you want to use, he’s it. Dude has lost his melon over the Derek … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

You cannot make up merde like this: Political journalist Mark Halperin, whose career crumbled in 2017 after multiple women accused him of sexual harassment, has joined No Labels, a D.C.-based bipartisan policy group, Punchbowl News reports. BWAH_HA_HA: that’s Traitor Joe … Continue reading

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Fox News, Now in Black and White

The dumbest man in the senate, Ron Johnson (appropriately named), has some replacement-theory oratory that he is trying out of town before making his Broadway debut: Sen. Ron Johnson: "This administration wants complete open borders, and you have to ask … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, racism, RoJo, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments