Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has a simple, 5-year agricultural reform, er, 5-point plan to stop DEMOCRATIC voter fraud! Let’s listen! Gosh, I think that the Kremlin likes the cut of your Jib, … Continue reading

Posted in Josh Bernstein, voting | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein in recommending insurrection in Washington state because we passed a mild gun control law! Josh must be aware that Yours Truly would be a gun-grabber if I were … Continue reading

Posted in Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, NRA, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments

Upchuck Todd’s #MAGAbomber Theory: Russians

Today’s Nooner* goes to Upchuck: Upchuck cannot believe the the #MAGAbomber could be an uncouth MAGA, salt of the earth that they are, and so posits that physical bombs (though none have exploded… yet) might be the work of the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein knows who’s behind the Caravan of Doom coming to take away Possum Hollar’s job at the Piggley Wiggley: that self-hating JEW! George Soros, and if you don’t believe … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein is now credentialed as part of the White House press pool: “I was privileged enough to go to the rally as a guest of the White House and … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Death of the Media, Fake News!!1!, Josh Bernstein, media | 1 Comment

Free Speech, With Tucker Carlson

As we say around MPS, Punching a nazi is a good thing. You know what else is a good thing? Shouting “Fuck you” at Tucker Carlson is a good thing. We are all about the free speech here. Guess He’ll … Continue reading

Posted in First Amendment, Tucker Carlson | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has found a way to blame the Kenyan Usurper for Chief Justice Roberts not striking down Obamacare, because… something something something… HIS ADOPTED CHILDREN!!1! WK UP!!!! IT GOES … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, snark, The Kenyan Usurper | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Object in video is smaller than they appear In this one-minute clip, Ben Shapiro, the L’enfant terrible with a face made for radio and a voice made for Chip-n-Dale cartoons, is thrilled, Thrilled, THRILLED with the … Continue reading

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Time For Gergen To Retire

The Death of the Media From the Reliable Sources email thingie: On CNN, David Gergen urged caution and patience: Lawmakers and the public need time to “absorb this and begin to make judgments.” He said, “I can’t tell you how … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, David Gergen, Death of the Media | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal and alleged necromancer Josh Bernstein wants to raise Roy Cohn from the dead and have HUAC walk the land again, because: reasons. He probably doesn’t understand that whole Commie Scare … Continue reading

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Talentless Hacks | 2 Comments