Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He Seems Nice – Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein has a few well-informed ideas about voting rights! Who knew? “I want to raise the voting age to 30. How’s that? Maybe even 35. … Continue reading

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‘The Spice Must Flow’, Part Infinity

“You aren’t the first candidate to say, ‘I’m going to bring this country together,’” Todd told O’Rourke. The most recent Democratic president, a lot of people put their hope in the thought he was the answer that was going to … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Beto O'Rourke, Chuck 'The Facts Don't Matter' Todd, Death of the Media, NBC | 5 Comments

It Is To Laugh

And in breaking news, Hannity reveals that human frat paddle Tucker Carlson was supposed to be on vacation this week, and will be taking vacation, you know, to, um, uh… So uh…Hannity just said Tucker is going on vacation … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, racism, Sean Hannity, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Living Frat Paddle*, Tucker Carlson, Speak Again

MMFA released more recordings of Tucker talking to The Love Sponge. If the first tranche of recordings were sexist, then this tranche are racist. And while I often say that as a white dude, I’m not allowed to define racism … Continue reading

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The Quotable Tucker Carlson

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson who has made a career of demogogging what other people said decades ago gets caught in his own trap: As Media Matters says: “Between 2006 and 2011, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Kurt, as you may recall, was once a stand-up comic (a really bad one), but he’s totally kept on top of his game, such as it was. Anyway, this is the Climate Deniers A-Game: you won’t … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

This really is probably the dumbest thing you will see today: Please watch the dumbest thing you'll ever see in your life — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) March 5, 2019

Posted in Fox News, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments

The Pantheon of Stoopid, Cont.

David Fuch’ing Brooks: “If America were a blank slate, Medicare for all would be a plausible policy, but we are not a blank slate. At this point, the easiest way to get to a single-payer system would probably be to … Continue reading

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They Share Everything

Noted shock-jock and Fox News’ waterboarding enthusiast Sean Hannity might be in a wee bit of trouble. You see, while interviewing Prznint Horndog, he made some sort of confession about his not-attorney Michael Cohen said to him that might be … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Mikhail Cohen, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

A Disturbance In The Farce

Axios morning email thingie warns us (emphasis and enigmatic formatting is theirs) : Jonah Goldberg is leaving National Review in the coming months to start a new conservative media company with Steve Hayes, who was editor-in-chief of The Weekly Standard … Continue reading

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