Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

Congratulations To Fox News!

Judge Rules Tucker Carlson Is Not a Credible Source of News So by law, Tucker is a liar, and that’s a real achievement for Fox News Channel.

Posted in Fox News, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 5 Comments

Happy Birthday, Petunia, er, Ainsley Earhardt

Petunia and Pals co-host, Ainsley Earhardt  is celebrating her 44th birthday today, though oddly the number 44 was not in the birthday announcement on Tiger Beat on the Potomac’s society pages today. An oversight, I’m certain.

Posted in Happy Birthday, Petunia, Petunia and Pals, Talentless Hacks | Tagged , | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wishes us a happy Rosh Hashanah! Well, L’Shana Tova to you too, Josh!

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Josh Bernstein, racism, White Punks on Dope | 1 Comment

Very Stable Genius Predicts Herd Mentality Will Save Us

He’s conflating the misuse of herd immunity with how his cult followers are sheeple, or something: Trump Says ‘Herd Mentality’ Will Save Us All From COVID Undeterred by mounting criticism over his repeated dismissals of the severity of the coronavirus … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Laura Ingraham, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 15 Comments

Just Another Day in the 2020 Goat Rodeo

Our Stable Jenius is hearing voices, again: "I think there's probably, possibly drugs involved. That's what I hear." — during interview with Judge Jeanine, Trump casually accuses Joe Biden of using performance enhancing drugs — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Joe Biden, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Liars, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Talentless Hacks | 10 Comments

Holy Crap, Jeff Zucker, CNN WTF?!

As awful as Tucker is, this is a bombshell report. As always, we repeat our favorite Zucker Quote:

Posted in CNN, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Tucker Carlson | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Guys, our old Pal Josh Bernstein is having a bad day! With swears and everything! He reminds me of John Belushi’s SNL weatherman. Dude is really gonna stroke out, and what’s the fun … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Josh Bernstein, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 12 Comments

Tucker’s True Colors

Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson asked: “How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?” He’s trying to make a hero out of a 17-year old vigilante, who drove from … Continue reading

Posted in Activism, Black Lives Matter, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is whinging about, well, what exactly: Right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein says that mask requirements and social distancing guidelines are part of a plot to depopulate the Earth. … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Josh Bernstein, Pandemics, Sex fiends, Shelter-in-Place, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments

(UPDATED A LOT!) Nothing but the Best People

(CNN)New York federal prosecutors on Thursday charged President Donald Trump’s former campaign adviser Steve Bannon and three others with defrauding donors of hundreds of thousands of dollars as part of a fundraising campaign purportedly aimed at supporting Trump’s border wall. … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Corey Lewandowski, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Paul 'Putin's Pal' Manafort, Steve Bannon | 10 Comments