Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Bill Mitchell (Thing 3? Some say!) gives us his expert legal opinion on Obstructing Congress: Bill Mitchell argues that Trump can’t be impeached for obstructing Congress because “the president’s job is *to* obstruct Congress.” pic.twitter.com/p5GNDngffT — … Continue reading

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The Days and Nights of Upchuck Todd

It’s long been the position of this blog that the Sunday Morning Talkies are nothing more (and often less) that the Villagers talking to each other as other villagers listen; they are picking up where they left off at the … Continue reading

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Secret Service on Line 2

Pretty-mouth Chris McDonald: Just hours after meeting with Rep. Phil Roe in his DC office, right-wing conspiracy theorist Chris McDonald was back on his web program declaring that Sen. Dianne Feinstein “needs to hang from a noose.” pic.twitter.com/UVaaZ7pyLL — Right … Continue reading

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Meet The Press: Kabuki Journalism

The Death of the Media So this happened: WATCH: @SenTedCruz says he believes Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election. #MTP #IfItsSunday pic.twitter.com/OPAxpe6T6t — Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) December 8, 2019 As we all know (and dawg only knows that “we” … Continue reading

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‘But Her Emails,’ Part Infinity

The Death of the Media Axios’ Mike ‘Payola’ Allen is again going for Drama! Conflict! Bad Reporting! From their email thingie last night, pimping their HBO series: The big question: Will Biden move away from a posture of defending his … Continue reading

Posted in Axios, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Death of the Media, media, Mike 'Payola' Allen, Talentless Hacks | 5 Comments

‘Debate Me, You Coward!’

“Ben Shapiro Would Like To Order A Pizza” (Hat Tip: RevZafod)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Former #NeverTrumper, Tiny Ben uses his YUGE brain to totally DESTROY the argument that Stupid didn’t conspire to do anything… wait, what’s that, Ben? Got that? According to Ben, Prznint Stupid was so paranoid because of … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Shapiro, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, ITMFA, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is as modest as he is good lookin’! Let’s listen to this 10-second clip: Did you get that? On the eve of Yom Kippur, ol’ Joshie said “as … Continue reading

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We Live In Strange Times

WATCH: @SenRonJohnson is asked why he winced & brings up a “conspiracy theory.”@chucktodd: “I have no idea why we’re going here. … Can we please answer the question I asked you instead of trying to make Donald Trump feel better … Continue reading

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Bad Packaging, Cont.

I’m just saying maybe we send this lube to Ben Shapiro, you know, to help his “investigative reporting” on Brett Kavanaugh’s never-remembered junk. (“Dear Penthouse Forum,” Ben squeaked, “I cannot believe I’m writing to you…”) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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