Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

Separated At Birth?

Only asking the question folks! (I’ve called him Thumbhead for years, but maybe he’s been a model for Hasbro for all this time?)

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The Very Definition of Non-Essential Worker Has Suggestion

SoyBlo It started off innocently enough: When I see that #MeghanMcCain #SoylentBlonde is trending, I know she’s said something stupid, usually self-centered and dripping with entitlement. So what was it? — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) February 23, 2021 Scissorhead Moeman … Continue reading

Posted in Meghan 'Soylent Blonde' McCain, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Science, Vaccine | 12 Comments

The Spice Must Flow

Our Failed Political Press Upchuck is only asking the questions, guys: What is the [GQP’s] message and identity (outside of devotion to Trump and “owning the libs”)? Is it really a new working-class party (but one that still pursues big … Continue reading

Posted in Chuck 'The Facts Don't Matter' Todd, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 15 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Lou Dobbs has been cancel-cultured, just because another voting machine company is suing Fox News. Shocked, I am. Fox News Cancels Lou Dobbs’ Show Fox News has canceled “Lou Dobbs Tonight,” the Los Angeles Times reported on … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Lou Dobbs | 19 Comments

Report: Maria Bartiromo Is Gonna Go Down With The Ship

Fox anchor Maria Bartiromo: “A new report says that some far-right protesters have discussed posing as members of the National Guard to infiltrate the inauguration — the way Democrats infiltrated two weeks ago and put on MAGA clothing” … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Maria Bartiromo | 6 Comments

Politico’s Downward Spiral Continues

First, Ben Shapiro, and now today Chuck Todd is the guest editor. Upchuck even put a picture of himself across the top. This is a hard pass for me. Wanna know why (emphasis mine)? One of the hallmarks of the … Continue reading

Posted in Chuck 'The Facts Don't Matter' Todd, MTP with UpChuck, Our Failed Political Press, Tiger Beat on the Potomac | 3 Comments

Happy Birthday Ben Shapiro

Racist/Misogynist/Homophobe talentless l’enfant terrible is 37-years old today, and sooner or later Ben will grow up to be a real boy. But not today.

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Ben Shapiro Totally Destroys… Ben Shapiro’s Credibility (such as it is)

Our Failed Political Press I knew something was up this morning when the Politico email thingie seemed more off than usual, and this passage was the clue that made me by-pass the whole thing (emphasis theirs): Many in the media … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Shapiro, Our Failed Political Press, Tiger Beat on the Potomac | 9 Comments

Axios Builds A Lifeboat

Leave it to Axios to save the Coup Klux Klan: Our new reality: Three Americas The United States, torn apart by insurrection and mass misinformation, is witnessing a political and social realignment unfold in real time: We’re splitting into three … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Axios, Fox News, Hate Radio, Junkie Limbaugh, Our Failed Political Press, Rush Limbaugh, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments

Snowflakes in Meltdown

Eff Your Feelings Ainsley Earhardt: “There are 75 million people that voted for President Trump. And they are scared. They are worried about what the future of this country looks like. They are confused and heartbroken that their candidate didn't … Continue reading

Posted in Petunia, Petunia and Pals | 14 Comments