Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

Best Chip-n-Dale Impersonation Ever!

Ben Shapiro at March for Life: "The truth is no pro-life person would kill baby Hitler. Baby Hitler was a baby." — jordan (@JordanUhl) January 18, 2019 But, you know, to be clear: Baby Hitler would have killed Baby … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein has sumpin to say to us about the shut-show: “Democrats should be sterilized so we can start over!” He’s so close to The Final Solution. Good work, Josh.

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If You Want A Lunchtime Read…

…this article from The Texas Observer is pretty great: I Watched Dinesh D’Souza’s New Movie with the Travis County GOP D’Souza is lying to his audiences on a vast scale, making them more immune to a shared reality. Almost every … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight… Tucker Carlson is interviewing Mike Pence tonight. — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 3, 2019 Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Fox News, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein sends his holiday greetings to Mark Faceberg: “So I,am back but honestly I could care less. You see, in the past 8 months I have been locked in Zuckerberg’s Gulag an incredible … Continue reading

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Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!!1!

Pravda competitor Petunia & Pals: Ainsley Earhardt: The government shutdown is “an inconvenience,” but “you deserve to be able to go to sleep at night and not have to worry about being killed by an illegal immigrant.” — Bobby … Continue reading

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Two Funerals and No Wedding: Politico Celebrates Bipartisan Moments in 2018

Both Sides This is the kind of infuriating end-of-year list that I truly hate: Heartwarming bipartisan moments in a polarizing 2018. Tiger Beat’s list contains exactly one (questionable) bipartisan piece of legislation (the recent First Step prison reform), and the … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

I would watch CNN if they swapped out Crypt Keeper David Gergen for a cat any day, and in advance I apologize to cats everywhere for suggesting that they would work for CNN. (Hat tip: Cutetropolis, which you definitely should … Continue reading

Posted in cats, CNN, David Gergen, Death of the Media, Palate Cleansers, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

TV Dinner Heir’s TV Show Boycotted

  KKK Grand Wizard Fox News’ Tucker Carlson is facing an advertiser backlash over racist, anti-immigration comments he made last week when he said on his show that mass-immigration “makes our country poorer, and dirtier, and more divided.” More than a dozen … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, racism, snark, Talentless Hacks, The New Confederacy, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

Lads and Lassie’s, the Comedy Stylings of Judge Jeanine Pirro

As you may recall, instead of tossing out Flynn’s guilty plea, Judge Sullivan lectured Flynn for selling out America, and raised the spectre of traitorism. So Pirro’s as good at being a pundit as she is at law. She’s got … Continue reading

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