Category Archives: Talentless Hacks
Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old friend Josh Bernstein has HAD IT WITH US LIBERALS!!1! He hates the United States (as do all Republicans, it seems): In under 30 seconds, he tells us he wants to break … Continue reading
As we’ve noted before, if there is a Pantheon on Dunces someday, Cillizza is going to have a piller to himself. This is a real tweet from a real twit: Donald Trump had the best golf round of his life … Continue reading
I’d rather be on the Scientology Measles Ship-o-Doom than be stuck on a tug with Beck and a known serial sex abuser, Bill-O. Imagine his lust as Bill-O steps foot in the land of the falafel? I shudder to think. … Continue reading
Ben Shapiro is on a book tour. It’s not going well. Stick this in my veins. pic.twitter.com/j2XEekjwe7 — Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) May 10, 2019 BBC presenter Andrew Neil was editor of Rupert Murdoch’s Sunday Times and is the … Continue reading
The Dems are unable/unwilling to accept that they are in a fight for the integrity of American democracy. This week alone, strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr and the Democrats did a little a pas-de-deux: Barr ignored a subpoena from … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein says that he believes that the CIA hacked the DNC in order to frame Russia, and the Mueller report will exonerate Roger Stone. That is some serious conspiracy … Continue reading
In 2009, Sean Hannity volunteered to be waterboarded for Charity. 10 years later, he remains dry.
Man, a 40-year old Pop Culture reference and he still bungles it. Full disclosure: I am still blocked by Chuck Todd.
Happy Hour News Brief (Actual size – why won’t Ben Shapiro’s producers give him a chair?) Convenient travel-sized college Republican President for life, Ben Shapiro, tries to tell us what the significance of Notre Dame is, but like a freshman … Continue reading
Upchuck is 47 today, and here’s our birthday joke for him! Q: “Why did Gawd give Upchuck an asshole?” A: “So he’d be more than just a dick!”