Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

A Double-Shot of Stupid, Please

Happy Hour News Fox's Jesse Watters: "… But single women and voters under 40 have been captured by Democrats. So we need these ladies to get married. And it's time to fall in love and just settle down. Guys, go … Continue reading

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Now and Then, Then and Now

Because now and then we really enjoy some then and now. First the “then” from just before the midterm elections: And now, the now, just after the midterm elections. The people I talked to over the last 24 hours have … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Frank Luntz, Talentless Hacks | 5 Comments

Our Failed Political Press Fails Again, in Arizona This Time

The Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have a terrible choice ahead of them in November: elect a sane governor in Katie Hobbs or elect the Queen of Team Coup, election denier Kari Lake. Anyway, Lake … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, CNN, Crazeee States, Dana Bash, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, The Big Lie | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

hell yeah — Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) October 7, 2022 Man, it’s like she knows our weekend plans!

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Laura Ingraham, People Dumber than Dolphins, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

Report: Gun Humper Says Abortion Is Better Than Abortion Rights

Notable ammosexual and former NRA gun-humper, radio host Dana Loesch cut through the crap and clearly stated what the right-wing’s real position is, tweeting “I want to to control the senate and you should, too. The end.” Dana Loesch: “I … Continue reading

Posted in Dana Loesch, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, sexism, Talentless Hacks, War on Women | 6 Comments

And Now, A Word From The Kremlin

Fox News —Pravda’s American Competition— got the memo: Deny that Russia did it, despite Russian ships being directly in the area: After suggesting the US blew up the pipelines, Tucker starts listing possible options for the Russian retaliation — … Continue reading

Posted in Domestic Tuckerism, Fox News, Pooty-Poot Putin, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War | 3 Comments

Report: Jar-Jar and Vanky Nearly You’re Fired’ed

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid nearly fired the First Shady and his own Fratsputin, according to MAGA, er, Maggie Haberman’s book: Then-President Donald Trump nearly fired his daughter Ivanka Trump and son-in-law Jared Kushner from the White House via tweet, according … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady, MAGA Haberman, Talentless Hacks, Trump Crime Family | 1 Comment

On Lump of Stupid or Two, Hannity?

Thanks Sean! The scroll is EPIC: I’m not sure listing all these investigations helps — Acyn (@Acyn) September 13, 2022 Thumphead’s  dopiness is only outdone by Lord Damp Nut’s crookedness.

Posted in Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sean ’Thumbhead' Hannity | 4 Comments

But The Book Sales Will Be Boffo

Our Failed Political Press ™ Thanks a lot, Maggie Haberman: (CNN)Former President Donald Trump repeatedly told aides in the days following his 2020 election loss that he would remain in the White House rather than let incoming President Joe Biden … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, MAGA Haberman, Our Failed Political Press, The NYTimes | 10 Comments

David Brooks Predicts the Decay of Western Civilization, Again

As long as I am asking you to read things written by other people, The Editorial Board has a terrific piece up entitled (boy is it ever), David Brooks and the decay of white Boomer politics. This is an editorial … Continue reading

Posted in David Fucking Brooks, Our Failed Political Press, The NYTimes | 8 Comments