Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, did you know that Hair Füror said that he was OK wearing a face mask because it made him look like The Lone Ranger? It’s True!!1 “I had a mask on. I sort of … Continue reading

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Talentless Hacks | 9 Comments

Thing 3 Speaks About Masks And the Pandemic!

Bill Mitchell tells us: I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe. — Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) June 30, 2020 The internet replies: Dude, your breath. https://t.co/I3G3AKAckN — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) June 30, 2020 … Continue reading

Posted in Bill 'Thing 3' Mitchell, masks, Pandemics | 10 Comments

Why He’s Running

Prznint Stupid expains to Thumbhead, er, Hannity his vision for a second term: “I always say talent is more important than experience … I was in Washington I think 17 times, all of a sudden I’m the president … You … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I swear to blog, Thing 3, er, Bill Mitchell is the founder of the Dunning-Kruger Club: Bill Mitchell knows that racism is not a problem in America because when he and his conservative friends get together, … Continue reading

Posted in Bill 'Thing 3' Mitchell, Black Lives Matter, racism, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jebus! Our long time pal Josh Bernstein shows us why he’s ‘Murka’s baddest bald bastard (no relation nor any constest to Big Bad Bald Bastard): Cool, cool. Killing hisself to own the libtards, but … Continue reading

Posted in Josh Bernstein, masks, Pandemics | 17 Comments

‘What kind of sorcery is this?’

“…thing called a ‘knot’?” (Related: I didn’t know Nike made baby-sized shoes. Pretty cute!”)

Posted in Ben Shapiro, snark, Talentless Hacks | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs MAGA Haberman strikes again: Here is the @maggieNYT "Biden is a flawed candidate" clip, and it is much worse than you thought it was.cc @neeratanden pic.twitter.com/zfQnhSvtco — Tommy X-TrumpIsARacist-opher (@tommyxtopher) June 23, 2020 Honest-to-Blog, punditry like … Continue reading

Posted in CNN, MAGA Haberman, media, Talentless Hacks | 12 Comments

…And then I closed the tab, Part Infinity

Vanity Fair: SCOOP: SEAN HANNITY AND AINSLEY EARHARDT ARE THE FIRST COUPLE OF FOX The mental picture of that is the Agent Orange of wood kill, right there.

Posted in Sean Hannity | 6 Comments

The Jokes Write Themselves (Part Infinity)

Tucker Carlson attacks Elmo pic.twitter.com/KTkycca7SP — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) June 10, 2020 You know, they say that snarky blogging died when Dubya left office. Gonna add this right here: I analyzed 3 months of Tucker Carlson's advertising. Th data shows … Continue reading

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The Left Needs Our Own Frank Luntz

We are Terrible At Messaging. Defund The Police is just the latest example of a good policy that has a bad name. We are giving ammo (pun intended) to the Right. SoyBlo tries to lay a trap for Kamala Harris … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Meghan 'Soylent Blonde' McCain | 12 Comments