Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Day

Posted on March 28, 2023 by tengrain

hear that, Republicans? pic.twitter.com/lldXIrOUKm — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 28, 2023 Heh. Please dampen the early vote, Hair Füror.  

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sean ’Thumbhead' Hannity | 2 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Mike Pence?

Posted on March 25, 2023 by tengrain

Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, has reached what I can only describe as the part of 2-Drink Minimum set where he says, “Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how did you enjoy … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Maria Bartiromo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Talentless Hacks | 9 Comments

Tucker Carlson Tries Gaslighting

Posted on March 22, 2023 by tengrain

Tucker ‘I hate Trump passionately’ Carlson: Tucker Carlson pleaded with Joe Biden to stop the possible indictment of Donald Trump for the sake of America. On Tuesday night, ahead of the former president’s potential indictment over an alleged hush-money payment … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments

History Will Repeat Itself, Mark Halperin

Posted on March 19, 2023 by tengrain

One of the comments I have heard this weekend is that indicting Trump will only make him stronger. “Lay-off the Star Wars, Obi-Wan,” I think to myself. And then to confirm that I am right, lo! no one other than … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mark Halperin, Newsmax, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

SVB News Blame Game: Fox Rounds Up All The Usual Suspects!

Posted on March 17, 2023 by tengrain

By now we all know what caused the run on SVB was, uh, Wokeness? Anyway, that apparently was too vague for the mouth breathers in Fox News’ demo, so Tucker Carlson et all decided to embroider a little bit: Lately, … Continue reading →

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, racism, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments

Shorter George Will: ‘Get Off My Lawn!’

Posted on March 16, 2023 by tengrain

The longer version is at the WaPo, but it is essentially about how the students at Stanford Law School were rude to an arguably transphobic, gun nut Fifth Circuit Judge who was a guest speaker as invited by [checks notes] … Continue reading →

Posted in Free Speech, Talentless Hacks, The Law | 7 Comments

The Weaponizing Government Hearings Are Going Swell

Posted on March 11, 2023 by tengrain

Look, if DWS can punch holes in the hearings, anyone can: Matt Taibbi sits there looking stupid after getting his face cracked with receipts of his own words on Joe Rogan’s podcast pic.twitter.com/dew6luFdG6 — chris evans (@notcapnamerica) March 9, 2023 … Continue reading →

Posted in Gym Jordan, Talentless Hacks | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 8, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News I told you it was going to be a day of Domestic Tuckerism. Anyway, House Republicans are playing Keep-Away: McCarthy’s GOP tries to move on from Tucker Carlson-Jan. 6 drama Mere hours after Tucker Carlson’s latest segment … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Legitimate Political Discourse, People Dumber than Dolphins, Talentless Hacks, The Stupid Coup, Tucker Carlson | 4 Comments

A Little Domestic Tuckerism To Start Your Day?

Posted on March 8, 2023 by tengrain

You will be reading a lot today (probably) about this January 4, 2021 quote from rhymes-with-Tucker: “We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can’t wait. I hate him passionately.” …in light of … Continue reading →

Posted in Domestic Terrorism, Domestic Tuckerism, Fox News, Insurrection, Our Failed Political Press, The Stupid Coup, Tucker Carlson | 9 Comments

BS Barbie To The Rescue!

Posted on March 2, 2023 by tengrain

Bullshit Barbie to the rescue of Fox News for promoting The Big Lie on Thumbhead, er, Hannity last night: “I want to challenge people watching tonight who don’t wear red hats, don’t consider themselves MAGA” — that is, hardcore Trump supporters … Continue reading →

Posted in Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway, Our Failed Political Press, Sean ’Thumbhead' Hannity, Talentless Hacks | 6 Comments