Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Our News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein has an idea: Thru Executive Order @realDonaldTrump should immediately dissolve the Republican Party, Permanently rename the Democratic Party The American Communist Party, and immediately launch the AmericaFirst Party … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Ladies and germs, please give it up for the comedy stylings of our old pal, Josh Bernstein!!! The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous. pic.twitter.com/1qjb0r6x2q — Right Wing Watch … Continue reading

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Delayed Due To Technical Difficulties (Missing Olive?)

We’re guessing she and Noonan were arm wrestling for who had to pay for the last round? Beyond parody. You can actually see Jeanine Pirro putting down her drink at the top of her show tonight…which was delayed due to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal “America’s favorite bald badass” Josh Bernstein musta gotta earful from the 4th Reich to quit blabbing about coups and cancelling the 2020 Goat Rodeo! Let’s listen: So not exactly an … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! It’s our old pal Josh Bernstein’s YouTube Show, and… wait, what’s that? And that’s when I closed the tab.

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Good News! Only 30% To Go!

It’s Meet the Press, with Upchuck talking to David ‘Eff’ing’ Brooks, so be forwarned!

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Tiny Ben gives Sen. Prof. Warren the high-pitched misogynist squeak that he’s longed to give to an actual, live woman: Oh, and for those you who think that Immaculate Conception (Virgin Birth) is bunk, I submit … Continue reading

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Buh-Bye, Tweetie

NYTimes is reporting he’s gone. pic.twitter.com/ZKwShVaTWE — Hardball (@hardball) March 3, 2020 That was more gracious than I expected, but he’s still an asshole: Apparently Chris Matthews didn’t tell anyone he was about to resign on-air? He didn’t even finish … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein got credentialed by the White House as a news source: …and that’s really all you need to know: he’s planned his costume.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Josh Bernstein advises MAGA parents with kids who support the Democrats to instruct their children not to vote. pic.twitter.com/Ms39AacPdT — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 14, 2020 Well, that seems on point and more cost-effective than … Continue reading

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