Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old friend Josh Bernstein has HAD IT WITH US LIBERALS!!1! He hates the United States (as do all Republicans, it seems): In under 30 seconds, he tells us he wants to break … Continue reading

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The Incredible Liteness Of Being Chris Cillizza

As we’ve noted before, if there is a Pantheon on Dunces someday, Cillizza is going to have a piller to himself. This is a real tweet from a real twit: Donald Trump had the best golf round of his life … Continue reading

Posted in Chris Cillizza, CNN, Death of the Media, media, snark, Talentless Hacks | 14 Comments

Ship of Fools Season Has Started

I’d rather be on the Scientology Measles Ship-o-Doom than be stuck on a tug with Beck and a known serial sex abuser, Bill-O. Imagine his lust as Bill-O steps foot in the land of the falafel? I shudder to think. … Continue reading

Posted in Bill-O History's Greatest Reporter, Conspiracy Theorists, Glen Beck, Talentless Hacks, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

Everyone, Play A Tiny Violin For Tiny Ben

Ben Shapiro is on a book tour. It’s not going well. Stick this in my veins. pic.twitter.com/j2XEekjwe7 — Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) May 10, 2019 BBC presenter Andrew Neil was editor of Rupert Murdoch’s Sunday Times and is the … Continue reading

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Bringing Fried Chicken To A Gunfight

The Dems are unable/unwilling to accept that they are in a fight for the integrity of American democracy. This week alone, strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr and the Democrats did a little a pas-de-deux: Barr ignored a subpoena from … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chris Cillizza, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, dim-o-crats, ITMFA, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Nancy Pelosi, Pooty-Poot Putin, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein says that he believes that the CIA hacked the DNC in order to frame Russia, and the Mueller report will exonerate Roger Stone. That is some serious conspiracy … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Roger Stone, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

Today in History!

In 2009, Sean Hannity volunteered to be waterboarded for Charity. 10 years later, he remains dry.

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Fox News, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks, Torture | 5 Comments

Give It Up For The Comedic Stylings of Chuck Todd!

Man, a 40-year old Pop Culture reference and he still bungles it. Full disclosure: I am still blocked by Chuck Todd.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brief (Actual size – why won’t Ben Shapiro’s producers give him a chair?) Convenient travel-sized college Republican President for life, Ben Shapiro, tries to tell us what the significance of Notre Dame is, but like a freshman … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Chuck Todd!

Upchuck is 47 today, and here’s our birthday joke for him! Q: “Why did Gawd give Upchuck an asshole?” A: “So he’d be more than just a dick!”

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