Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

This finally came to my attention: Ben Shapiro has opinions about… Ben Shapiro complains: "These are the standards in our society. Using the word 'spaz' in a song – totally bad, horrible, remove it, offensive. Having full-scale songs for children … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Shapiro, music, Pop Culture | 9 Comments

Surprise! Tucker is Thinking About Junk Again!

Tucker Carlson —who famously wants men to tan their junk because reasons— is fixated again on other men’s junk: Tucker Carlson takes apparent homophobic swipe at monkeypox, suggests calling it “schlong covid.” pic.twitter.com/Xk7Ibyqj6o — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 28, 2022 … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Monkey Pox, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 3 Comments

Argle-Bargle from Megan McArdle

A spitball flies across the innernets in reply to Megan McArdle’s horrific tweet: Sweet Jeebus, WTH?! I don’t think anyone ought to be arguing that a certain number of 10-year-old girls raped is OK because it is less than the … Continue reading

Posted in Megan McArdle, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, WaPo | 18 Comments

Tucker Reaches New Frontier In Both Sides Journalism

We cannot make up this merde: Tucker Carlson tries to make the case that the Insurrection (with 7 dead, thousands arrested, the Capitol sacked, and democracy on life support) the equivalent of…Triump the Insult Comedy Dog doing his shtick: Seven … Continue reading

Posted in Both Sides, Fox News, Talentless Hacks, The Fox Effect, Tucker Carlson | 6 Comments

Our Failed Political Press ™

The Republicans must be running scared, they’ve put a quarter into the Zoltar,  the David Brooks prediction machine: Using the events of Jan. 6 as campaign fodder is small-minded and likely to be ineffective. If you think you can find … Continue reading

Posted in David Fucking Brooks, Our Failed Political Press, The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

It’s Out There

The UFO hearing sounds like it was unchained, and Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) morning email thingie has the deets: Here’s how the landmark UFO hearings in Congress are going so far: “Rep. MIKE GALLAGHER (R-Wis.) says he … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Space!, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

Buffalo: It Was Domestic Tuckerism

I’m just going to say it: Tucker Carlson and Fox News inspired the Buffalo shooter with their repeated Great Replacement Theory nonsense. Here's Tucker Carlson literally laughing off the New York Times investigation of him relentlessly spouting white nationalist talking … Continue reading

Posted in Critical Race Theory, Domestic Tuckerism, Fox News, Guns! Guns! Guns!, racism, Tucker Carlson, White Punks on Dope | 14 Comments

Bad Marketing, Cont.

Meghan McCain advertises her book on her fathers headstone. (2022) pic.twitter.com/Q8IgStY8BM — crazy ass moments in american politics (@ampol_moment) May 10, 2022 I cannot believe that SoyBlo did that, and yet it totally scans.

Posted in Bad Marketing, Meghan 'Soylent Blonde' McCain | 11 Comments

Another Eff’ed Film From D’Vorce D’Spousa

Guys, did you know that D’vorce D’spousa—documentarian fabulist, convicted election fraud felon (pardoned by Hair Füror), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist and self-proclaimed political prisoner of the Kenyan Usurper has a new movie out? … Continue reading

Posted in D’vorce D’spousa, Pop Culture, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

Good News For John McCain!

There was an amazing fight on Twitter last night between Soylent Blonde and Steve Schmidt. I’m not sure what/who started it, but it culminated in this extraordinary thread, rolled here in which Schmidt gives the reputation of Grandpa Walnuts such … Continue reading

Posted in Grandpa Walnuts, Meghan 'Soylent Blonde' McCain | 13 Comments