Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

Bad Packaging, Cont.

I’m just saying maybe we send this lube to Ben Shapiro, you know, to help his “investigative reporting” on Brett Kavanaugh’s never-remembered junk. (“Dear Penthouse Forum,” Ben squeaked, “I cannot believe I’m writing to you…”) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has Judge Jeanine on his show, she’s peddling her new book all over town and Josh proceeds to get the title wrong, and it all goes downhill from … Continue reading

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Little Ben Has Sumpin’ To Say

Someone Bring Ben A Chair Ben Shapiro dismisses allegations of sexual assault against Brett Kavanaugh with "Nobody has yet described Kavanaugh's [genitalia]" pic.twitter.com/j7HiXsB5zb — Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) September 16, 2019 Ben Shapiro is getting all squeaky and excited talking about … Continue reading

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From The Brain of Tiny Ben

Shorter Ben Shapiro: “If you take out all the bad parts, life is pretty good here.” Here’s the longer bit: Ben Shapiro defends the US healthcare system, saying life expectancy is high "if you take away car accident deaths, and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants some fries with his unhappy meal: For some reason, Josh Bernstein is really outraged about Burger King's Impossible Whopper. pic.twitter.com/UQPV78k6Cf — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 10, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal, culture warrior Josh ‘Never Served’ Bernstein has some profiling to do: Joshua Bernstein says that the man who carried out a mass shooting in Texas over the weekend has "kind … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein tells us he serves the country each and every day, you know, just not in the military. Good to know.

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Saddle-up A New Goat

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, but America’s Dead Beat Dad, Joe Walsh intends to primary-challenge Prznint Stupid: “We got a guy in the white house who’s unfit, completely unfit, to be president. And it stuns me that … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dude hates to be a conspiracy theorist BUT… Got that? AOC is a paid actor, and hmmm, I wonder what cabal is behind THAT? Given that Michael Knowles is from The Daily Wire (which is Ben … Continue reading

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More Trouble For White Power Hour With Tucker!

The NYTimes tells us that Black Studies Scholar Tucker Carlson is in some familiar trouble: “The Monday episode of ‘Tucker Carlson Tonight,’ the host’s first since he left the airwaves for what Fox News said was a planned vacation two … Continue reading

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