Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

Please Seek Help, Tucker

Hebephrenic TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar, Tucker Carlson, and Stormy Daniel’s attorney Michael Avenatti had a delightful conversation on Fox News. Throughout the interview, Fox News’ patented insult chyron scrolled by with gems such as: … Continue reading

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Saturday’s Long Read

It’s a long read, but strangely compelling: The Mystery of Tucker Carlson One of the enduring puzzles of the modern era is how Tucker Carlson revived his flailing career after Jon Stewart destroyed it in a single guest appearance. This … Continue reading

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Local Pundit Punts

The Death of the Media The moment that will always define Chuck Todd to me is when he had the privilege of asking the very first question of newly inaugurated Barack Obama at Obama’s first White House press conference, and … Continue reading

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About The Calls For Sen. McCain 2

I did not watch Grandpa Walnuts’ memorial service, but I did catch on Twitter this bit by SoyBlo: ‘America was already great,’ Meghan McCain says at her dad’s memorial service. #ctl #p2 pic.twitter.com/GrgBVMNBFu — PoliticusUSA (@politicususa) September 1, 2018 She … Continue reading

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Upchuck: Don’t Head For The Beach Today!

Upchuck made a point yesterday: The “he” is Robert Mueller. The context is that if Mueller is gonna drop a bombshell before the election, it happens today. Full disclosure: Upchuck still blocks me (and MPS) on social media.

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The Day Algebra Died

“X = X,” was what I remembered about my first day of Algebra and suddenly the world of math seemed to make sense. Whatever you did on the left had to end up the same value on the right. Math … Continue reading

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You Cannot Make Up S*** Like This

Truth is the new hate speech. — Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) August 19, 2018

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#NotAllMen

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Gym Jordan Gets Hannity… Endorsement

The much-coveted seal of approval from Trump super-fan boi Sean Hannity has been awarded to Gym Jordan in his quest to become the next Speaker of the House: “If you become the speaker — and look, I will support you … Continue reading

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The ‘Splody Head of Meghan McCain

Let’s watch MPS’ own Soylent Blonde, Meghan McCain self-described explosion of her head on the electric television machine: It is certainly very rich for our favorite Booze Heiress and media legacy hire (married to noted Federalist lite brite Ben ‘copy … Continue reading

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