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This was a rather bloodless moment last night: And while most outlets are letting it go with “womp-womp”, to me it sounded more like a snotty pre-pubescent doing two notes of the ol’ sad trombone, thus proving that not only … Continue reading
Real, not photoshopped. Courtesy of @GoAngelo on Twitter.
Happy Hour News Briefs We shouldda have gotten some Quatloos on this one, it seems so obvious now: Got that? Those kids locked up in cages are CRISIS ACTORS!!1! Man, this is sad. Long-in-the-tooth agent provocateuse, Ann Coulter has stooped … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s see how Fox is positioning the news that Manafort is going to Jail because he was witness tampering. Thank god 69-year-old Paul Manafort is finally behind bars. Unchain the door, let the kids play outside. … Continue reading
Hannity: "We cannot have a two-tiered justice system in the United States of America, one for the Clintons, one for Trump, and one for everybody else — three-tiered, perhaps" pic.twitter.com/FTIil9Vcje — Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) June 15, 2018 I swear … Continue reading
Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac We all know that Comrade Trump’s biggest fanboi Sean Hannity ends his days with long phone calls with the prznint before blissfully dropping off into the Land of Nod, probably some pillow talk like, “No you hang up … Continue reading
The Laddie Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks Bloated talentless pundit Chris Cillizza gets pwned by noted comic and first amendment expert and local hero Kathy Griffin: This isn’t about whether Samantha Bee CAN say it. It’s about whether she SHOULD … Continue reading
This parody essay, written as our new pal Tomi Lahren, in McSweeney’s is probably the funniest thing I read yesterday: I AM THE WORLD’S MOST FUCKABLE CONSERVATIVE WUNDERKIND AND I DEMAND YOUR RESPECT (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)
Happy Hour News Briefs Here’s another Hot Take from Tomi Lahren! Got that? Gun laws don’t work, so don’t bother. I guess because murders still happens we need to make that legal, too, eh Tomi?