Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

Your Friday Night Stupid is Served

I just can’t even: BREAKING NEWS: Republicans erroneously claim there are too many votes in Michigan, because they think that the upper peninsula of Michigan is in Canada. (This is not photoshopped. This really happened.) pic.twitter.com/OcOPariPym — Steve Hofstetter (@SteveHofstetter) … Continue reading

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‘Don’t You People Have A Sense Of Humor?’

2-Drink Minimum Hugh Hewitt (notable for being fired from the Nixon Library for being too, um, unethical, shall we say?) comes to the rescue of any damsel in distress, but in this case Scarlet O’Graham who might be election tampering: … Continue reading

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Lou Dobbs Foments Tonight!

Last night this tweet was making the rounds and if you go down the rabbit hole and click on the Alt-Mom account, you will see a video in which Lou Dobbs is so unglued he makes shifty Devin Nunes blanch: … Continue reading

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Access Journalist Has Access, Plans Book

Gossip rag Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) is so proud of ex-Politico Maggie Haberman, stenographer to the 4th Reich, that this is the lede item in their morning email thingie (enigmatic emboldening and upper-case usage is all theirs): … Continue reading

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Glennzilla Leaves Monster Island

Glennzilla has left his own company: Driving the news: Glenn Greenwald, a columnist at The Intercept, is quitting the publication he co-founded after seven years, citing efforts by his editors to “censor” articles critical of former Vice President Joe Biden. … Continue reading

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No One Cares About Your Package, Tucker (Eww, Gross!)

Well, here’s a headline that made me feel a little queasy: UPS Finds Mystery Tucker Carlson Package Many have looked, few have found it. But enough dick jokes! What the hell is it about? A spokesman for UPS told The … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Rat Bastards, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal, Josh Bernstein has been liberated, LIBERATED BABY!,  from all the means of making Ameroes: he’s been demonetized by YouTube, Patreon has removed his page, and Roku has removed his channel. All … Continue reading

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Congratulations To Fox News!

Judge Rules Tucker Carlson Is Not a Credible Source of News So by law, Tucker is a liar, and that’s a real achievement for Fox News Channel.

Posted in Fox News, Talentless Hacks, Tucker Carlson | 5 Comments

Happy Birthday, Petunia, er, Ainsley Earhardt

Petunia and Pals co-host, Ainsley Earhardt  is celebrating her 44th birthday today, though oddly the number 44 was not in the birthday announcement on Tiger Beat on the Potomac’s society pages today. An oversight, I’m certain.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wishes us a happy Rosh Hashanah! Well, L’Shana Tova to you too, Josh!

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