Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Former #NeverTrumper, Tiny Ben uses his YUGE brain to totally DESTROY the argument that Stupid didn’t conspire to do anything… wait, what’s that, Ben? Got that? According to Ben, Prznint Stupid was so paranoid because of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is as modest as he is good lookin’! Let’s listen to this 10-second clip: Did you get that? On the eve of Yom Kippur, ol’ Joshie said “as … Continue reading

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We Live In Strange Times

WATCH: @SenRonJohnson is asked why he winced & brings up a “conspiracy theory.”@chucktodd: “I have no idea why we’re going here. … Can we please answer the question I asked you instead of trying to make Donald Trump feel better … Continue reading

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Bad Packaging, Cont.

I’m just saying maybe we send this lube to Ben Shapiro, you know, to help his “investigative reporting” on Brett Kavanaugh’s never-remembered junk. (“Dear Penthouse Forum,” Ben squeaked, “I cannot believe I’m writing to you…”) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has Judge Jeanine on his show, she’s peddling her new book all over town and Josh proceeds to get the title wrong, and it all goes downhill from … Continue reading

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Little Ben Has Sumpin’ To Say

Someone Bring Ben A Chair Ben Shapiro dismisses allegations of sexual assault against Brett Kavanaugh with "Nobody has yet described Kavanaugh's [genitalia]" pic.twitter.com/j7HiXsB5zb — Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) September 16, 2019 Ben Shapiro is getting all squeaky and excited talking about … Continue reading

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From The Brain of Tiny Ben

Shorter Ben Shapiro: “If you take out all the bad parts, life is pretty good here.” Here’s the longer bit: Ben Shapiro defends the US healthcare system, saying life expectancy is high "if you take away car accident deaths, and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants some fries with his unhappy meal: For some reason, Josh Bernstein is really outraged about Burger King's Impossible Whopper. pic.twitter.com/UQPV78k6Cf — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 10, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal, culture warrior Josh ‘Never Served’ Bernstein has some profiling to do: Joshua Bernstein says that the man who carried out a mass shooting in Texas over the weekend has "kind … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein tells us he serves the country each and every day, you know, just not in the military. Good to know.

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