Category Archives: Talentless Hacks

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein totally gets anti semitism: Josh Bernstein is a Jew who totally understands “why people hate Jews these days.” pic.twitter.com/id961sHtWR — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) July 10, 2019 …because … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs We have a full-sized, back-up, Ben Shapiro unit (who goes bay the name of Michael Knowles) who tells us that (Womens) Soccer is anti-American, because you know: The Skirts. I could only watch a minute or … Continue reading

Posted in Mansplaining, Michael Knowles, sexism, War on Women | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein tells us that he is NOT a conspiracy theorist, and then suggests that the CIA shot down the drone that nearly caused a war with Iran.

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein | 5 Comments

The Spice Must Flow (Part Infinity)

This administration has established concentration camps on the southern border of the United States for immigrants, where they are being brutalized with dehumanizing conditions and dying. This is not hyperbole. It is the conclusion of expert analysis ⬇️https://t.co/2dWHxb7UuL — Alexandria … Continue reading

Posted in Chuck 'The Facts Don't Matter' Todd, Death of the Media, NBC, Talentless Hacks | 15 Comments

Pillow Talk With Sean Hannity

As we all know, Sean Hannity tucks Prznint Stupid into bed each night over the phone, but did you know that during the trial he was also tucking Paulie into bed over text messages? It seems likely that gossip gurl … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Paul 'Putin's Pal' Manafort, Sean Hannity | 8 Comments

Comrade Prznint Stupid To Take His Road Show To Ireland (Golfing & Grifting, cont.)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) gives us Prznint Stupid’s busy schedule for the remainder of his UK Vacation (worst movie in the series): TRUMP’S WEDNESDAY — The president and first lady Melania Trump will leave London at 9:35 … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Fox News, Grifters Gotta Grift, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, John Bomb-Em-All Bolton, Petunia, Petunia and Pals | 7 Comments

Ingraham: White, Like Me

“Fox News stands by Laura Ingraham after she defends white supremacist, other extremists on her prime time show” “Fox News on Friday afternoon stood by Laura Ingraham after she defended a white supremacist and several other fringe people who have … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein can hardly wait for the executions to begin, and he’s starting with Mr. Mueller, who he is convinced was bribed to have that press conference!!

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Josh Bernstein, Jump for Jeebus, Talentless Hacks | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has sumpin’ to say about Mr. Mueller’s press statement today! Everything the worthless slimey corrupt dirty cop Robert Mueller said today was a complete LIE. The CIA hacked … Continue reading

Posted in Josh Bernstein, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac | 10 Comments

The Sacred Halls of Nepotism, Exhibit A

Soylent Blonde, Meghan McCain felt a disturbance in the force when 2020 Goat Rodeo contestant Amy Klobuchar invoked the name of Grandpa Walnuts: Klobuchar at a campaign stop in Iowa said she sat between fellow 2020 candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amy Klobuchar, Death of the Media, Grandpa Walnuts, Meghan 'Soylent Blonde' McCain, Talentless Hacks | 10 Comments