Category Archives: Rush Limbaugh

Axios Builds A Lifeboat

Leave it to Axios to save the Coup Klux Klan: Our new reality: Three Americas The United States, torn apart by insurrection and mass misinformation, is witnessing a political and social realignment unfold in real time: We’re splitting into three … Continue reading

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Pray for Rush Limbaugh

Pray for Junkie Limbaugh everything that mof-fo ever prayed for you, your families, your friends, your tribe. You see, the blowhard has advanced lung cancer, but with more money than Gawd he’ll get the best care possible, so really all … Continue reading

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The Charm Offensive

One might wonder why it is that Prznint Stupid seems to be everywhere all at once, but the explanation is very simple: he’s trying to convince us that he’s hard at work “przninting” (as Chimpy McStagger famously called it). The … Continue reading

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Rush and the Unicorn

Junkie Limbaugh tells us with a sneer: “You know what the magic word, the only thing that matters in American sexual mores today is? One thing. You can do anything, the left will promote and understand and tolerate anything, so … Continue reading

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This exists

Yes, that is a new brand of bottled tea being promoted by Rush. “Two if by Tea” is not available in any stores, you have to order it from their website. “And there I am in all of my glory … Continue reading

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Maybe he can teach at Beck U?

Noted Middle Eastern Scholar, and multi-cultural enthusiast, Junkie Limbaugh says that the Islamic world never gave us anything of value in math and science, which ought to excite people studying math and science.

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Limbaugh, if that radio gig doesn’t work out…

…consider becoming a Justice of the Peace: I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that wa. I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

They [Democrats] have to have a villain to advance everything, because they cannot sell their ideas. They had to demonize me with false, fake, made up quotes. To protect their precious little — National Football League as an outpost of … Continue reading

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